Suicidal Lindsay Lohan's Days Are Numbered
Monday, June 4th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe

- Kim Kardashian's Ass Is Freaky! [HollywoodTuna]
- Angelina Jolie Admits Having Four Children Takes Planning [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Midnight T&A: Christa Rigozzi [Celebslam]
- Pamela Anderson in a One Piece Bathing Suit [Drunken Stepfather]
- Best Movie Ever [The Bastardly Society]
- The Look On Her Face Has Made My Year! [Dlisted]
- American Idol plans to axe Randy and Paula, hire Britney Spears next season [Cele|bitchy]
- Heidi Montag gets $1M offer from Playboy [Fatback and Collards]
- Danny Bonaduce: Wake Up & Smell the BO [CityRag]
- April Scott Savvy shoot [Horny Oyster]
- Jennifer Aniston is photoshopped [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- John Travolta trying for a non-degraded child [The Blemish]
- The Real Hustle - Pick Pocket [The Grumpiest]
- Spend Some Time With Rihanna [ChugsAndJugs]
- Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood Cat-Fight! Coming Soon! [DerekHail]
- Optimus Prime Vs. Bonecrusher From The Transformers Movie [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
























She should have slit her own throat. For her own good. And her only good deed to the world.
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wtf is she doing with vanessa minillo? and btw, where is bastardly sexiest #1?
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Looks like her brain is a bit off.
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yea htats totally vanessa minnillooo hahaha
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what a sorry sight. Do the words "has-been" come to mind?
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I'm sure this is all publicity and soon she'll "miraculously" make a "recovery" and make Mean Girls 2. AND holy shit that other girl is smokin!
...where's page 2 here??
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I hit this news buttnugget on like 4 different radio stations on the drive in to work today. Having seen the pictures, my reaction is...
...I don't get it What's the big deal?
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show me page 2!!!
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Is that chick with her Vanessa Minnillo?!?
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Come on Lindsay, butch up and make it a murder-suicide. I dare you, no, I beg you, take Britney & Paris with you to skank heaven. And your trashy mom while you're at it!
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Page 2 doesn't load you bastards.
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The Wiki says . . .
Just My Luck
Just My Luck is a romantic comedy film starring Lindsay Lohan (The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, and Mean Girls) and Chris Pine (The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement) released in the US on May 12, 2006. Lohan has described the film as "a little bit of an over-the-top comedy, but it's funny and it's cute and it's silly." [1] It is rated PG-13 in the US, and PG in the UK and Australia.
Lohan plays an ultra lucky Manhattan girl, Ashley. When asked about her character, Lohan said "She takes advantage of the fact that she has luck, and she does not recognize it and is not thankful, [then] everything just basically goes downhill for her."
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Does this women star in films where her character she plays ends up being the spitting image of herself? That 2nd paragraph from the Wiki is poinyent!
Leave her alone all you horndogs, she will get her self out of the shit that shes in with the skinnyness and the coke. Half of you dumbasses on this site that have posted shit have used coke at some point anyway (Iv'e not, by the way) and some have admitted it too.
I am a horndog too by the way and I would screw her if she asked (but she wouldnt't because I am a fugly).
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PURE INSANITY!
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OMG! I think I have to puke...
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she should really give some other useless,ugly, no-talent crack whore a chance to be in the spotlight for a change...and what the hell IS vanessa minillo doing hangin' with her?! does she know what she could catch?!
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I think these pictures are beautiful. There's so much humanity.
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She's very orange...
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3rd page: "Thank f*cking god. My boobs came out of hiding again. Shit!Does that mean I am getting fat?"
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this girl needs to sort her self out please
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Somebody mind telling me why she's dragged Vanessa Minillo down with her? Oh great..now Im gonna have nightmares
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