Bastardly Morning Report by Faithful Paris Hilton
Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
- The coolest commencement speech ever [POP CANDY]
- Britney Spears Cellulite Butt [HOLLYWOOD RAG]
- Jail "Bird" In A Cage [DLISTED]
- Even SJP Got Fashion Tips From SatC [POP SUGAR]
- Paris Hilton 'doing very well' [NEWS.AU]
- Rosie O'Donnell: 'My Feud Was Fabricated' [FF]
Fugly blond trannie you are going to jail. Hahaha.
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The real question is whether you can get a brazilian wax in prison.
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HAHA, she's a jailbird! A jailOSTRICH, to be precise.... damn massive nose on that chick.
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Who is this chick?
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To jail, to jail... laralaralara!
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she's holding books?
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