Bastardly Hot or Not: Vanessa Branch @ 2007 MTV Movie Awards
Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

From the Wikipedia:
Vanessa Lynn Branch (Born March 21, 1973 in London, England, United Kingdom) is a British actress, model, and Page Three girl. She is best known in North America as the Orbit Gum television commercial woman (whose catchphrase is "Fabulous!"). She also speaks fluent Mandarin and French. After graduating from Mercersburg Academy, a boarding school in south-central Pennsylvania, she graduated from Middlebury College in 1994 and was Miss Vermont also that year. She holds dual citizenship in the UK and the United States. She also appeared in the Lost episode Fire + Water as the character Karen. She also can be seen in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, playing Giselle, a Tortugan wench jilted by Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow. She had a guest appearance as Nadia Kerensky in the Pilot of the short-lived TV series Andy Barker P.I..
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Obviously HOT...It ouzzles me that you idolize those Brazilian trannies and yet ask us a question as stupid as whether this girl is hot...
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Naw not ugly but boring, too skinny and too pale. Not into this.
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Look's like a the bitch from HOLE (C.Love) , but with out the drugs....
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The bitch looks kinda OK, not hot though.
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Not bad, not bad...
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she is hot!
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wow...really pretty..who knew
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dude she's pushing 40! unless that birthdates wrong. shes sexy :)
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Pushing 40? She's only 34, give me a break.
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dumb first comment, its obvious that theres plenty of people that wont think she is hot, so thats why they ask to get other peoples opinions, i dont think she is hot she looks to pale for my taste i like indian,asian and hispanic girls
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Very ethereal.
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I like her dress.
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It's an exceptional dress, and the girl in it is exceptionally hot.
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HOT!
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Geeky fug.
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