Bastardy Sexiest #1 - Alessandra Ambrosio Appreciation Week

Ok, normally I would have to say the Adriana deserved to win, but after these first few pictures I might change my mind. Hot!

Also, does anybody know where I can find that jacket in the first pic?

too skiny, her ass is too small, barely has hips

but sexy

Another damn picture of this Brazilian, Supermodel tranny. I bet there are more pictures of her than anyone else.

Yeowch! (biting my fingers). She's too HOT!!!! I have to restrain myself from licking her ass on my computer monitor.

fuck everyoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

People are so easily brainwashed. Haven't you guys noticed a trend on this site? A year ago, no one knew of this fugly tranny and now, just because gazillions of his pictures are posted, and because the captions all say he is 'hot,' all of a sudden, he's a big deal.

For the record, he has the eyes of a trisomic, a disgusting square jaw, and the body (as said countless times before) of a prebuscent boy. I reiterate: fugly Brazilian tranny.

Ana Beatriz Barros is the only good looking one of the Coffeebeaner bunch. Adriana Lima has potential but looks too much like a Negro.

@ 3, let´s make that: Fugly horse face.

I'm speechless and ON FIRE BABY! F*&^ SHE is HOT...SHE is HOT!!!!!!

Method for making a supermodel:

1. Take an UGLY, HORSEFACED man
2. Make sure he's tall (5'10" is ideal) and doesn't put on muscle too easily
3. Starve him down to 110lbs
4. Slather him in makeup and baby oil
5. Photoshop in some boobs, and photoshop out his penis.

Voila! All of the "straight" men will be drooling over him!

I had no idea that the Nazis still exist. Sdcdccec, could you please explain to me what do mean by saying "looks too much like a Negro", when you talk about Adriana Lima?

In addition, I think Ale looks kind of hot in the first pics.

I say let's drop the racist comments, btw.

Yeah yeah her horse face is making way more money than all you jealous bastards' combined.

^who cares what u think?? adriana is sorta fugly lately but at least she looks feminine. alessandra looks like a fucking man. Look at her horse face and flat ass... YUCK.

Ok guys, she might not be the hottest thing alive, but she does have a pretty face, not gorgeous but pretty. I think you guys are really exagerating when you say ugly horse face. There is NOTHING horsy about her. I have said it before I will say it again, Kim Kardashian has an even longer face than her and she is gorgeous!
A horse face is very much recognizable, like Howard stern's wife, her eyes, her horse teeth...
so please stop using this stupid horse face shit everytime the girl doesn't have a fat square face.

Oh and @3 Romando, you're gay.

Adriana Lima has a fat square face?

Go back to worshipping your posters of Nicole Ritchie.

Where the hell did all of these lists come from???? You know the ones with her name all over them?????

Why is there a 65% agreement rate for her being number one??

Are these comments just coming from fat chicks and chubee chaser guys?? I don't get it!!

LOL romando! Freaking best comment ever.

As for the pics - there's no denying that she has a pretty face. Nice eyes, nice nose, nice mouth - the jaw can be a bit mannish at times, but it's a minor setback.

My problem with this woman is her BODY - it's just hideous! She has NO hips, her thighs are nonexistant, and her limbs are stick-like. She looks like she barely survived Aushwitz!!!

ulgy cross eyed man

That smooth body looks so steaming hot!

If I wanted to see tons of pics of her I would just google her. Show us some more chicks that we haven't heard of like the ones you posted earlier of that Rocio hottie.

adriana lima please!

there are some real serious haters on this site.

this woman is the definition of hot, you homos!!

pure perfection! Ale is perfect!

Gorgeous, gorgeous. Especially the first few pictures.

Looks like a tranny.

I'm a bit suspicious of the "straight" fellas here that find a woman who has the body of a little boy to be attractive, yet they anyone who's attracted to women with a female shape "gay." Projecting much?

I googled the word trisomic- very creative. I applaud whoever said that. I LEARNED A NEW WORD, YA'ALL!

the first two pics are gorgeous. but the rest spoil it. she looks tired and haggard and coughed up.

Well, sdcdccec, surely it pains you to know that the one who looks like a "negro" earns more money in a week than you will in an entire year.

How incredibly frustrating it must be for you to know that someone you deem as less than you will always live a better, more fulfilling, more glamourous life than you could ever dream.

Now, go on, cash your welfare check, hang up your confederate flag, and rant and rave to your fellow low-lives in the housing projects.

Could we have a "Alessandra Ambrosio Appreciation YEAR" please?????
I'd love it!

Dang, she's skinny. Say all you want about skinny girls but I would love to be that thin for a day or two. At least no fat would be good. Her eyebrows need a little tweezing at the front by the corners of her eyes, they look like they may grow together. But she looks ok to me.

cute&hot

lawddd have mercy. the woman is a work of art. no doubt these pics do her justice and remind everyone why AMBROSIO is on top.

HOnestly I think Victoria Beckham is better looking than her. And people say Victoria is anorexic but she looks more curvy than this tranny!

Shes gorgeous, no doubt about it. Skinny-sure. Long torso-ho, yeah. But horse faced or man-like? Pft..you guys are idiots if you think she hasn't got sex appeal. I guess youre just always gonna have the ones that try to bring you down.

Too bad shes an angel. No one is bringin this chick down

She is perfect, much better than that swollen faced tranny Petra.

Like the face, she's a bit crosseyed or whatever you call that but no big deal. What really puts me off is that she's looks often way too skinny.

She can be cute and sexy. Although she's nowhere near Petra.

I agree...because Petra is the swollen faced tranny photoshop queen.

Unlike the gorgeous Ale.

^Petra looks good in her candids... Alessandra doesnt even look good in her photoshopped pix!!

A beautiful woman has a soft, feminine face, with large eyes, small chin, petite nose.

Alessandra has a long, angular, man face with small eyes and a huge witchy chin and a big long honker.

Not to mention she has no tits, no hips, no ass. (also qualities of MEN)

If you find this woman attractive, you are a flaming FAGGOT.

Hmmm...Alessandra has 34B breasts, yet you say she is flat?

She has sexy 34in hips, yet you say she has no ass?

The only person who fits your description of a "perfect" women is Macaulay Caulkin.

Anyone who finds Alessandra unattractive and agrees with Dirka must like playing ass catch.

Oh, and hip size does not tell the shape of a person's ass. It is all about proportion. Her measurements would appear curvier on a woman of average height.

And these days no one thinks a 34B is enough. Sad, but true.

#47 needs to take an anatomy lesson. Do you even know where the hips are on a woman's body?

Your ignorance about the human body tells me the closest you've ever been to a vagina was during your birth.

Also, I said that I find her lack of tits unattractive. Does Macauly Culkin have tits? Last time I checked he doesn't, so no, I wouldn't be attracted to him. But oyu seem to love a flat, boardlike body and a masculine face so perhaps you'd like to explore his hairy asshole with your tongue.

she is just perfect

all you guys claiming she's ugly...you'd never kick her out of bed.

I think her eyes are small and her face is long and manly.

And she has a weird nose.

That's a MAN, baby!

"A beautiful woman has a soft, feminine face, with large eyes, small chin, petite nose.

Alessandra has a long, angular, man face with small eyes and a huge witchy chin and a big long honker."

-46

"Well, sdcdccec, surely it pains you to know that the one who looks like a “negro” earns more money in a week than you will in an entire year.

How incredibly frustrating it must be for you to know that someone you deem as less than you will always live a better, more fulfilling, more glamourous life than you could ever dream.

Now, go on, cash your welfare check, hang up your confederate flag, and rant and rave to your fellow low-lives in the housing projects."

I'm not that materialistic. I am not in the least dissuaded by the fact that Adriana Lima earns more money than I do. The modeling industries and women who choose to become models epitomize the cultural degeneracy that ha befallen this nation. 5'10, 100 pounds, face like an effin mannequin's...what fucked up sorts of beauty standards are these? I will give credit where credit is due, however, and I confess that I find Ana Beatriz Barros attractive.

For the record, I'll pass the welfare check as I'll be undergraduate student at one of the most prestigious universities in the US and the world this fall. You, on the other hand, can continue to worship these stupid coffeebeaners as that's all that can bring meaning to your sad, pathetic existence.

cvvcxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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# 56
Lets hear the name of that school you will be attending because they need a call beforehand to be warned about you since your thickhead will probably need more attention than usual to make you see how racism is wrong...
sounds to me that you were picked by black people...did they punch you too hard? haha

-click on my name to go to my ebay page and buy from me, bitches

shit, wrong link to my store

wtf is wrong with this site...it changes the website address you put in

those 1st pic made me atleast drool over her ...But in the next pages...sucks, her face is disturbingly long and soo manly,her eyes were find crosseyed in some pages, her hips is meh`..her ass looks SaG and Flat! so basically not firm enough .. (take credit to those who Banged It) uhm..overall shes alright to me..fuckable..

Ok shes Hot..at this moment..

Ale is hot in candids,better than Adriana. All those racist comments directed towards Adriana are ridiculouse! she wouldn't even look at you. Everyone here has something against skinny chicks, Ale is skinny but she has a nice curve to her abs and she looks healthy.

she has hips but they are not where they should be...look how low they are located...pic 8 shows what i am talking about

the widest part of hips arent supposed to be below or at your vagina level...they should be where your pubes start....i knew something was wrong with her body....i found it! haha

sdcdccec

You're implying quite clearly that you regard some other races uglier than your own, I got that already before. But tell me, how many AFRICAN AMERICAN women have you seen besides Adriana and some other Brazilian models that you call monkeys?

I think you're a pathetic little man or a fuck-face tranny yourself, that's why all these senseless comments.

I don't get it.
She is as sexy as my cat when she wants to get some food - she looks desperate.
I think you are all blind.

@all

Don't feed the the nutty nazi-troll. Thx. :D

@d83... Why don't you sell shoes to match the clothes?

post some pictures of megan ewing, she's the hottest woman alive!!

http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/G19957_b.jpg
http://www.hicelebs.com/gallery/megan_ewing/18.jpg
http://images.fashionmodeldirectory.com/model/000000065954-megan_ewing-f...

Her body shape is a lot like Alba's (less ass though) and Alba is know for having a sick body with lots of curves...what gives?

Mascha,
seen this video with Megan Ewing and Adriana Lima?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maZDnHVw7Zc

They're so sexy together.

uhm the first pic is hot but u know she usually looks like a man
so i think shes that sexy
i would still pick Adriana Lima to be no.1 dude

7.sdcdccec

I agree with everything in that post except for your last comment....

but yeah seriously just because whoever posted a billion pics of him and labeled it "hot", everyone now worships him and thinks he's "hot" when clearly, if you have eyes, would realize that this drag queen is definitely a man

no one here has a mind of their own and everyone seems to conform to what other people think is the standard of beauty which is pretty pathetic, and in this case you all conform to what Moe or Jackson or whoever thinks is beautiful which is truyl, truly sad

I am Laughing so hard right now @ how hard some of you try to act like you do not conform. If you are not conforming to what moe and jackson are posting then you are conforming to the other Hater Nation of the rest of the Homo's that are acting like they wouldn't Cream in their Pants if Alessandra walked by and happened to notice them. Are models too skinny? yeah most of them are but would you want to see some big ass women every time you opened up a Victoria Secret. Would you love seeing some Cottage Cheese and Love handles hanging over the Lacey thong? I know i wouldn't. But do i want every woman i date to look like Alessandra (hell yeah) But i am smart enought to realise that there are only a few women in the world that look as hot as her.
Go ahead and talk shit about skinny women.
But remember to take your thumb out of your mouth and ask your mom to leave you alone for a few minutes so you can gather your thoughts. and maybe rub one out.

Yommy!

Ugly

#72,
is that a real question or supposed to be some type of sarcasm I am supposed to pick up on?

@d83, I was just wondering because clothes usually don't look the same online so it would be hard for me to find shoes to match unless I wait til the outfit gets here and I would have to go out of my way to find something that matches. I'm in Germany and the Euro rate is killing the dollar so it would be easier, plus you would make more money if you showed the model with a pair of shoes that looked good with the outfit and sold them as well.

Haters Beware all i can say to you, you are wrong i dont want girls i date to look like her, i prefer face over body, i prefer pretty girls with ok or good bodys, never like ale, sheis too tall, i like big eyes and full lips, she is nothing next to angelina jolie or kristen kreuk now thats beautiful not this girl

I dont care that she is skinny. The only thing I dont like is her man face. I do think she is better than any fat woman. And although obesity is on the rise a lot of women out there are still skinny.

ADRIANA!!!!

Ugly horse face.

When I meant was that she looks like an AFRICAN AMERICAN. PC enough for you brainwashed egalitarianists? I think AFRICAN AMERICAN monkies er women(sorry) are ugly. Therefore, I don't think Adriana Lima attractive.

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO IS GORGEOUS. I AM IN LOVE.

I'd go lesbo for her.

She's got a cute face but they body of a child. And Adriana is half African, so leave her the fuck alone. She'd never give your Nazi asses the time of day.

I love her exotic cute face. Adriana is damn hot, but Alessandra in unbeatable nowadays.

Look at pic 5.

Outline her face with your finger, crayon, or tongue.

Note the face is wider at the top, wide at the cheekbones, and wide at the jaw. That is NOT a heart, diamond, oval, or circle. She has what is called a rectangular face. Ovals are not necessarily the best, but is considered the versatile for hairstyes and glasses. Charlize Theron has a heart shaped face and is insanely beautiful.

That being said... her face is hardly heinous, but man her fan boys are annoying.

and and, this site is biased!!!!!!i dont remember Adriana Lima getting an appreciation week when she won! This Moe dude, who is obsessed with this Ale, is trying too hard to convince the ones who dont think she is #1.

because they are so low, her torso looks like a 50 feet yard line

I'd kick her out of bed. With that annoying ass accent. I wouldn't pass on her though.

I've seen Brazilian porn stars that look 25 times better the her and the other chick.

SHIT pic #2 is gorgeous and hot and curvy and sexy...body of alittle boy?? Do you see her tiny waist and curve of the hips? Yah, Giselle is straight but not Ale!

Ugly nose, thin lips, no hips, no ass, ugly eyes, horse face fugly bitch.