Salma Hayek vs Charlotte Church - The Bastardly Knocked-Up Boobies Matchup

wowzers.

Holy cow, this stuff is looking very nice! I´m a go for Charlotte, the tits look more natural and juicy.

Mooooooooooooooooo

salma for ever

Oh, how I wish Salma would do a nude and pregnant photoshoot!

salmas boobs are wayyy nicer... but u dont get a straight on angle so u cant tell lol

WOW... both are awesome beyond words but i think to pick a real winner i would have to see the nips and have a taste test, kinda like the pepsi challenge

I know both of them are little, but Im thinking Charlotte is a bit smaller. And with those gazongas her back must be on FIRE!

Suddeny I feel like a milk shake

Well there is enough there for a lifetime of feeding! I always like Charlotte Church for some reason, now I have 2 more! We will have to see who burns the baby weight off first!

I still can't decide...

...I'll have to see a few more months worth of closeups to cast a fair ballot

I'd creampie the Salsa.

They look quite inflated.

Need to be worshipped and indulged. Both of them, I mean the four of them.

Heavy jucy juggs rule big time!

Salma is way too hotter

doesn't Church fuck black dudes?

is she gonna have a black baby?

SALMA

SSALMA HAYEK

urrrffffff
both gained a litttttle too much weight. i'd go with charlotte just because i think salma's ugly pregnant or not.

Salma wins hands down...the white one looks like the rest of those fugly inbred crackers.

Salma looks like a man in drag in the first picture.

I'd like to bring some Oreos to that contest. They'd both have chocolate rings around their nipples.

Ugh, the crap that other Dina is spewing didn't come from me. I love Salma!

Those r gonna be some happy ass kidz...If i were damn I would do whatever I can to stay on the tits until I hit puberty.

Charlotte looks better pregnant than Salma. We'll have to wait to see who deflates properly.

Those are both some big, juicy titties

I'd take Salma for a spin when she's had a good night's sleep. Poor girl looks like she can't keep her eyes open. Charlotte's showing that well known opera singers' (and hard partying welsh birds') stamina, and looks fresh and alert and ready to hand out what we in the UK term a nice soapy tit wank.

Salma, hands down. Dont make fun of her looking sleepy or whatever, those pics look like they were taken while she was out on the street etc. And she still looks great. Charlotte is obviously at some event (make-up etc etc). Plus shes too chubby for my liking.

I think they should do a nude Vanity Fair cover together, ala Demi Moore except that they could maybe forget to hold their racks.

charlotte has fat ass boobs with a fat ass body... salma has nice boobs with a great body

Salma was hot to start, Char was a wee bit portly

holy shit, look at them grand tetas!

That is a lot of milk there.

CHARLOTTE&SALMA SHOULD OF DIED DURING BIRTH. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHARLOTTE&SALMA SHOULD OF DIED FROM CHILD BIRTH COMPLICATIONS. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SALMA&CHARLOTTE ARE WHORES. SALMA&CHARLOTTE ARE SLUTS. SALMA&CHARLOTTE ARE BITCHES. SALMA&CHARLOTTE ARE CUNTS.