The Bastardly Morning Report by Eva Mendes & Alicia Keys
Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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- Jordan Is A Loosey Goosey [DLISTED]
- Bruce Willis' Will praise [FF]
- Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson Break Up [YEEEAH]
- Steve Martin's memoir talks about a crazy beatdown [NYPOST]
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Eva Mendes looks goooooood
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Stinkface & Dykeface.
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wow. just plain weird.
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I loooove Eva in that color. Alicia usually looks better than this.
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alicia is GORGEOUS she just doesnt know how to smile in pictures
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Nothing against alicia keys but that bitch has a mans body!
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two "real" beautiful women but what would a site full of homos know
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WHAT A LESBIAN MATCH UP THIS WOULD BE
I MIGHT HAVE TO RUB ONE OUT TOO THESE SWEET ASS'S
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Alicia Keys+Eva Mendez=Amy Winehouse
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Whoa! I never noticed those huge veins in Eva's forearms!
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how does she have a mans body when her hips are huge??? last time i checked big hips were a womanly feature
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Eva Mendes isnt photogenic, she looks great on TV and in Movies :)
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wow, Alicia looks likes she's dropped a lot of weight. Looking good, ladies.
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thats true since when do man have big hips, gay people stop thinking you look like woman cause you dont, women are too beautiful to look like man
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eva has a nice body but that is all she has, her face is ok, alicia is pretty but she takes bad pictures, so she makes eva look good, but alicia is way prettier than eva, eva is just ok.
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i love eva mendes; so sexy and exotic. we need to see more of her on the bastardly.
could do without alicia keys, though.
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Jaslene, I agree
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weird people... i agree... i actually think alicias face is much prettier than evas
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Assface + Tranny
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The things I'd have the both of them doing and the things I'd be doing to them.
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