Paris Hilton Out of Jail Due to BS Medical Reasons!
Thursday, June 7th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Moments ago, Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department said Paris will be under house arrest. She's still under their custody (except she's going to be relocated to some LA mansion), but no worries, Paris haters, the county also said they're going through the trouble of fitting her w/ an ankle bracelet purchased from Tiffany's using taxpayer's money. Aaaw, how cute.
What the fuck? I thought Paris was trying to gain some credibility by doing all this?! I have a feeling people are going to hate her much more than they did just 3 days ago...
When she was sentenced May 4, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled that she would not be allowed any work release, furloughs or use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. [YAHOO!]
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thats bullshittt!!!
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It was predictable... who's Sarah?
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WTF!
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Man I can't believe this. This is so fucking ridiculous, if you have enough money you can get away with anything. Anything.
I hope she gets jacked or beaten up by somebody. I can't express how much I despise this "upper-class" trashwhore.
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I say we boycott this bitch all together... if no one cares or talks about her... she won't get paid for being the slut that she is... simple as that
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medical reasons like what? gonorreah...?? honestly thats so stupid
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thank god she made at least 3 days...
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I am pissed as hell!!! Whoreis Hilton in jail was supposed to be my birthday (June 12) present.
FUCKING HELL!!!
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I guess they didn't want the HSV to spread to other inmates. Very thoughtful of the sheriff.
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"she would not be allowed any work release"
Eh? No free blowjobs?
*removes the thick condom and walks back home*
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Can the press please stop following this whore around? That's the only way she'd be punished, if no one gave a shit about her fucking life.
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SHE NEEDS TO GO TO JAIL AGAIN
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She needs to be killed.
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What a TWAT!
Can't even do four days in the Graybar Hotel!
Although, it is kind of cruel to lock up RETARDS!
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so does that mean if she commits murder she only spend 3 months in jail?
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useless muthafucka
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fucking disgusting, worthless piece of shit, no ass or tits having bitch with the ugliest face i have ever seen...i wish she fucking dies...i really wish that on her
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Thank you, djdbtch. :)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=7KyipSz37yI
hahahahaha look at the bitch's face at the end...priceless
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The ignorant piece of a shit whore is back in jail crying her eyes out. Priceless shit.
http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/2007/06/paris-cries-on-way-to-court.h...
http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/2007/06/paris-hiltonback-to-jail.html
Hahahahahaha
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silverman, for blasting paris on sunday live on mtv
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