Bastardly Breaking News!! Mary-Kate Olsen Steps Down Curb While Carrying Two Different Sized Coffees!

she doesnt look like a monkey as much as she usually does.

Odd... I was just thinking she is looking particularly monkeyish... especially in the second picture.

Hideous and filthy. What is wrong with her? She looks like shit.

It doesn´t get any more boring than this. I hope.

haha MrPinchy, I think she looks more monkey than ever too

Doesn't look as anorexic as she used to.

I guess when you're richer than god you stop caring about how you look because you're not trying to impress anyone.

would it really kill her to try to scarf down a few doughnuts with the coffee?

i'm pretty sure that's ashley. and those drinks are probably 'kids' and 'tall' sizes considering these babies are like 5 ft nothing.

#9 Wow you really live up to your name huh?

Balenciaga, YSL, Blanik, Gucci, Chanel no offense but it's all the same garbage to me. I couldn't care less.

Yeah, I think that's Ashley too.

They're both skinny now, but you can usually tell the difference because one has heroin hair & face, the other does not.

I take back what I said. This is Ashley because there is only a 1 foot space between her legs when she stands with her ankles together. Mary Kate (who is still severely anorexic, probably has the bone density of an 80 year old) has a 3 foot space between her thighs when she stands with her ankles together. She's bowlegged as hell.

hobo with too much money

yeah. ashley has more like babyfat. not that she's fat. but look at her arms. no bones are sticking out. she sorta has boobs. and her legs aren't tiny. so this is definitely ashley. i bet the other coffee in her hand is for mk, who couldn't get it for herself because she is withering away in bed.

Yeah, it's Ash. MK is 1,000,000X better of a dresser and has hair that looks a thousand times worse. And there's the kneecap thing; you can't put an eye out with Ashley's.

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20042120_4,00.html

fashionbitch 1, moe 0.

hahaha.

actually i'm positive it's ashley. she always wears those jil sander sandals. mk only wears those ridiculous balenciaga 8" things, christian louboutins, and ysl heels. i guess she enjoys the extra height.

this is ashley!

duuuuuuh