Jessica Alba @ "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer" Premiere, London

man, talk about being overrated...she defines it...

-click on my name to go to my ebay store and buy from me, bitches.

Perfect body -- slender but she has enough body fat to menstruate (indicating that she is female)

Alessandra has a long, sharp, rectangular man face and not enough body fat to menstruate, so she's definitely a dude.

Anyone who thinks Gisele's face is the face of a woman obviously likes "women" who pee standing up.

GORGEOUS!

Also, forgot -- Alba's face is oval, large eyes, large lips, meaning that she has a FEMININE face.

Unlike Alessandra MANFACE and Gisele MANFACE.

you know you bastards like her. shes a babe.

boring

I'm sure people came to see people other than Alba.

I've always loved Alba. She's super cute and sexy!

Goddess.

She may be overrated, but she is gorgeous in these shots.

her face shape is very similar to Ale's...hello? Yes, big eyes are feminine but those cat's eyes of Ale's are exotic. Alba's body is very similar to Ale's but with a rounder bum. (shoulder to hip ratio, long waist, waist to hip ratio etc) Geez guys, talk about a bias against Ale.

lol you guys most not see a lot of hot females because you can take ANY decent looking female, give her hours with PROFESSIONAL make up artists, PROFESSIONAL hair stylist, and put her in some fancy clothes and you would say the same thing bout her. Alba is a complete fuckin yawn fest. Too skinny, denies her heritage, and da bitch caint act her way out of a paper bag.

Bill -- Cat eyes? Is that what you call a manly browline? LOL! Just admit it, you find MANLY Features attractive.

The *distinct* difference between the male and female face (besides facial hair) is that MEN have a strong browline and strong jawline and women don't. Ale has the FACE OF A MAN.

ale is just not pretty sorry, she is ok, but pretty no, alba is beautiful, she is

men have big square jawlines, Ale's chin is a little pointy but NOT SQUARE. What the hell are you talking about with her browline???WTF?? Looks totally normal to me.

ok. gotta see this chick since she's got some movies coming out. Whatever. No ScarJo, no Kate Winslet. Real actresses, compared to this complainer. " They can take my picture if I have a movie coming out." Thinks the paps are "losers." Good one, you overrated skank.

Is her hairline receding? Her forward just looks huge. She definitely looked better some years back. Her face is looking rough and her body is misproportioned. Very odd-looking. That's right, big eyes and big lips. Nothing special.

has anyone noticed that ehr shoulders always look strange? like they walk half a foot AHEAD of the rest of her body...

Since when did face shape determine gender? Last I heard, we were going by what's in the trousers. Or...er.. dress.

Jessica looks lovely, that dress is perfect for her body shape and height.

ok im sick and tired of jessica dressing so conservatively. what is this shit? shes young and hot, why isnt she slutting it up? or at least looking like she is dammit

She's okay. I like her body and her face is alright. She's pretty but not stunning. I love Keira Knightley's face though, although some you might think KK is "manly" because she has defined features.

Sick of this chick's whiny and pompous attitude! "They can take a picture of me if I have a movie coming out." "I hope producers can get past my hotness." Just shoot her already! She was cute, like 8 years ago, now she's just a pain in the a*s with a five head.
Good for Mtv! They put this ho in her place by saying that Jessica Biel had the best booty!

“I don’t know why people are obsessed with my butt!” Um.. they’re not. I would have loved to have seen Albatross’ face when that Silverman chick made that announcement!!

The bitch stole my curtains!

Ugly dress. She should take it off!

She used to be pretty, now she just looks soooooooo average.

she's always got great dresses...but they're all the same to me. kind of boring.

Was at the Premiere, and if Alba looks like a man,. you're hanging out with a few too many Trannies, dearie! There were a few other girls there, but no one had the same effect as JA. No other names as big either. Denies her heritage my arse! Do you eat wiith your fingers still? Or have you denied your heritage and use a knife and fork. Dumbfuck!

3-4 years ago she was very hot...times and things change...she is boring and overated these days... still a Million times better than any fake, blonde, fake big titted, dumb as shit poor excuse for a female though.

Is she mexican,right?

A few more are over here - http://watercooler.jlaforums.com

below average.

She is half mexican and half caucasion. I know nobody agree's with this but I honestly think she looks more caucasion. And No, i dont find her all that hot either.

Thank you Harry! Sooo fuckin overrated!! She was standing next to Kim Kardashian in a pic, and she looked sooo fugly next to her!!

d83

man, talk about being overrated…she defines it…

tell me about it!!!! when oh WHEN will she just go into retirement and sign a huge docier promising us she'll NEVER return

overatedwhoresarebores

3-4 years ago she was very hot…times and things change…she is boring and overated these days… still a Million times better than any fake, blonde, fake big titted, dumb as shit poor excuse for a female though.

^ ^ thank you!

harry

She is half mexican and half caucasion. I know nobody agree’s with this but I honestly think she looks more caucasion. And No, i dont find her all that hot either.
^ ^ again, AGREED!!!

dat_doOd

lol you guys most not see a lot of hot females because you can take ANY decent looking female, give her hours with PROFESSIONAL make up artists, PROFESSIONAL hair stylist, and put her in some fancy clothes and you would say the same thing bout her. Alba is a complete fuckin yawn fest. Too skinny, denies her heritage, and da bitch caint act her way out of a paper bag.

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she used to be really pretty 8 years ago in that movie Never Been Kissed. ( When I saw her in the movie, I thought wow...she's gorgeous)......Now her face is too long.

I agree that her dresses are always the same, but physically she is very pretty and would look good in almost anything! As a person, well she says some pretty dumb things sometimes..sad..if she had brains, she'd be perfect.

And all of the "oh shit, she's lean, thin and in good shape, she must be a dude" comments are always ridiculous. If a girl needs to gain weight, then say that, don't go calling her a man! I seriously feel like people here don't even know what manly means. It's not that these girls look manly, it's that your definiton of a man is way too feminine. I mean what kind of homosexual fuck would look like Alba, Alessandra or Ana Beatris..? That would be one seriously girly and gay guy for sure.

#12, she doesn't deny her heritage. She says it in like every freaking interview: I'm a latina and I come from an eaters familly, so I'll try my best to look as good as I can.

LMFAO
BITCHEZ PLZ
ALESSANDRA IS SEXI AS HELL
N GIVES MOST OF U BONERS!
so dun even
jessica compares NUN to ale

N second
JESSICA alba lukz weird as hell
der something abouh her face
datz just says UGLYYYY

big eyes n lips
dun mean a thing
so do ppl in my skool

EVEN Fresh off da boats have big lips n big eyes
SO
does a fuckin COW

b*tch slap

Sick of this chick’s whiny and pompous attitude! “They can take a picture of me if I have a movie coming out.” “I hope producers can get past my hotness.” Just shoot her already! She was cute, like 8 years ago, now she’s just a pain in the a*s with a five head.
Good for Mtv! They put this ho in her place by saying that Jessica Biel had the best booty!

“I don’t know why people are obsessed with my butt!” Um.. they’re not. I would have loved to have seen Albatross’ face when that Silverman chick made that announcement!!

what happened???? what did silverman say???!!!

Yeah. Her shoulders are weird. I met she measures 4 feet from shoulder to shoulder. Her face seems to be getting longer and wider as she ages. She's looking like a Bratz doll or something.

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/14/possibly-pregnant-jessica-...

There are those shoulders again. Damn. And that face? No comment.

i think her body was the best a couple of years ago. her face never did it for me. nice smile but too long face. now she's just average. but definitely NOT ugly or manlike.

she has declined in looks over the past 8 years,,,,

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/14/possibly-pregnant-jessica-...

#27 is crazy. But I've heard the same stories.

Somethings that you guys are forgetting is that "Latino" is not a race.

It's a stupid term that means "from latin america" but is not a race.

She's half AZTEC so I'm more worried that she doesn't seem proud of being AZTEC.

#37 Exactly. Did you see what you wrote? That's obviously a back handed insult. She is implying that being 'a latina' means she should be fat, and that she tries hard to fight off the fatness that should plague her due to her race.
This means 3 things: 1, she thinks all latinas are fat, eat a lot, or are destined to be. 2, if she is not the slimmest person in the world, or ever gains weight, you can blame it on her heritage. 3, she works harder than any other woman on earth to get her figure, obviously, and if she didn't she would just be another fat MF, due to the little bit of latina blood in her.
Meaning that she expects to get major props for her body, and/or efforts to maintain her figure, since she is constantly fighting off natural fatness/uglyness.