Bastardly Asks: Is There A Chance Paris Hilton Will Die in Prison?
Thursday, June 14th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Here's a brief update on Mz. Hilton...
Sources tell TMZ that Hilton has been doing much better with the proper meds, and we're told that there has been pressure on the Sheriff's Department to move her back to the Lynwood jail when the medical facility was no longer necessary. We're told Hilton is "medically stable." [TMZ]
It appears as if Team Paris (comprised of Paris's's's marketing slaves, lawyers, assistants, paid friends, etc, etc) is trying to stretch this prison stuff out for as long as possible. The girl is in jail for a driving related offense & could've just served her time & moved on to making her next sex tape, but she opted to be a fucking drama queen. Very typical.
Let's just hope that the docs prescribe her lots of meds & cross our fingers for some sort of medical complication.
God I laugh and laugh at this head case. Not a single hardship in her life and it shows now. Get some coping skills bitch!
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Wouldn't miss this retarded whore. Can't wait for this making the news. Hahaha.
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There is nothing wrong with this bitch! She was just trying to get out of her sentence. If there is something seriously wrong I hope she does die in prison!
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It would take antibiotic resistant TB, a flesh eating staph infection, AIDS, and the plague to kill this waste of skin. We can only hope she finds a way to choke to death on a tampon.
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are we lucky enough to live in a world without paris herpes? we have to put up with it, the same we we got to put up with the rest of the shit that goes on in our world
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I hope she gets bludgeoned to death by a 380 pound mexican lesbian.
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i'll pay a buck to see that
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free paris
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duh! these vile little broads all weigh like ten pounds a piece and now one of 'em is in the can. do the math! all the well paid geniuses on tv didn't happen to investigate that little tidbit quite yet.
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NICE NOSE HAIRS, Paris!
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I will be the happiest man in the World, I have NEVER liked her and is nothing put a poison in the World.
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Those boobs are not Paris' boobs haha
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Yes - let's hope so for the combined sanity of the rest of the entire fucking planet.
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Haha...yeah what the hell is up with the boobs? Those aren't her's!
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She needs to do a porn with DP
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very ugly
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