Bastardly Morning Report by Hasbeen Tia Carrere

Still in quite good shape. The outfit and hair (camouflage and those pathetic extensions wtf???) looks nasty but this horny MILF with huge udders definetly can have it.

@ 1 You don't like the camouflage? isn't that what all your ghetto gfs wear?

Wow still lookin' good. Anyone remember that video game for the 3DO she was in back in the 90's?

Girls: camo is stupid.

That is all.

Cathy and Spoonie Luv round two. Fight!

Tia looks cute.

HOT, you don't see asian milfs like this everyday.

@ The fake perfidious lying tranny

Yeah bitch whatever, but this doesn't mean it looks hot on any category D-celeb and fucked out milf. You are obvously retarded. Oh man how I'd like to slap the shit ouf your tranny face. You are a dude so I can put my foot so deep up your ass. No crying like a little girl alright, tranny?

Camuflage makes her look huge on top and the black skinny/tight pants complete the awful thing she is wearing. All wrong in the wrong parts.

still pretty hot, but could look a lot better...

I would.

well, she used to be hot as hell. now- she looks like she has pushed out quite a few critters out her hoochie and it has taken a toll on her waist line. face is still cute but- the body is gone forever i'm afraid. :(

Lots of people tell me I look like her facially, so I'm going to have to say hot!

she's got a big old square face with small little eyes. And I thought she was Hawaiian not Asian. She does look asian though

Hawaiian is a huge mix, including Asian . (Are you that fucking retarded? The Polynesians went to Hawaii 14000 years ago from Southeast Asia.) She's actually Filipino, Chinese, and Spanish.

Fucking retards.

Your the fucking retarde Hawaiians are not the same as asians I dont give a rats ass what you say. In fact Hawaiians, Guamanians, and Samoans tend to be bigger boned and huskier than asians who have skinnier builds.

Ok, so the fact that South Asians emigrated to Hawaii thousands of years ago to comprise of the indigenous Hawaiian population has nothing to do with Asians? Are you seriously retarded? There might be a difference between South Asian and North Asian build, but Hawaiians are still of ASIAN descent. What a retard.

"Hasbeen" - are you on fucking crack??!!

Tia will still look hot even when fuckface Paris is already rotting in her fucking coffin.

FFS

Hawaiians are NOT Asians and she is an ugly hasbeen with a big ugly sqare man face and little small eyes. Paris Hilton does look better than her that's why she gets more attention.

She looks like she has no shape..no waist..I say not.

Harry, are you Asian? You sound it.

Also, you're probably way below her league. It's easy for fat, obese 30-40 something men living at home with their mom to diss celebrities way above their league. If you saw her on the street you'd piss yourself because she's WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. I bet you seriously are ugly and fat...most of the guys on here are.

She's not the same she used to be but I'd still piss in her ass.

Good to see you know absolutely NOTHING about me or what I do. She's still ugly too!

by the way just because something is in your ancestry doesn't mean thats the name you go by. Americans all have european ancestry but Americans dont call themselves Europeans they call themselves Americans. Just because she has Asian ancestry doesn't mean Im gonna call her Asian.

i already said what her ethnicity was: Filipino, Chinese, and Spanish...she was only born in Hawaii...get over it