Bastardly Asks: Does Riyo Mori Deserve Miss Universe Title?
Friday, June 15th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

You guys think she's thaaat hot?! Looks pretty blah'd out to me!
Anyway, here's what the Wiki says...
Riyo Mori (森 ç†ä¸– Mori Riyo?) born December 24, 1986 in Aoi-ku, Shizuoka, Japan is a Japanese dance instructor who won the Miss Universe 2007 title in May 2007 [Wiki]
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I still can't believe that this thing won. I mean in the third pic she looks like one of those tranny dudes from Thailand. This is crazy. That "competition" is a farce anyway.
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I agree. Dave Navarro was one of the judges. He claims it was all ont he up and up. I claim he got it up with this Asian freak.
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i thought the whole point of the competition was to NOT pick the hottest chick. it seems to be that way. the south american chicks always look the hottest, chile, paraguay, venezuela, argentina, brazil of course.
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I'll have to disagree with the previous comments. Having watched the ending (top 10), she was clearly the prettiest of the bunch.
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Darryl:
Did you drink her pretty?
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I think Miss Korea was a lot hotter.
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Please post pics of Ms Korea so we can make the comparison!
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I have no idea. she looks ok but she is not like beautiful
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she's hot... y'all are fags if you think she isn't
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11 vman you're a fag yourself if you think she desrves the crown of miss universe. Yeah, she's pretty but faaaar from gorgeous.
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seely ahmaireekans. You vote for transvestite real good
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she won because she was handing out Play Station 3s & Wii's
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I definitely think she's hot. She has great skin and pretty eyes, cute little body... sure, she looks like she might be a pretty dull person in real life, but she's very pretty. I'm glad some blonde over-tanned girl with fake boobs and lipliner didn't win.
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ms korea! tell me you have some hq pics of her!
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The only reason she won is because the rest of the Top 5 were made up of dumbasses who couldn't even answer their simple questions properly. She and Brazil were the only ones who actually answered their questions.
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Pagent chicks are the hottest in general.
She is cute though.
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ASIAN'S ARE ALWAYS BORING LETS FACE IT , IT'S ALL POLITICAL SHIT . TRUMP NEEDS JAPAN MONEY FOR HIS PROJECTS. OK
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1. Miss Brazil
2. Miss Korea
3. Miss India
4. Miss Bolivia
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This has to be the most ugliest miss universe ever.
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HEY MOE, PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES OF NATALIA GUIMARAES. I BEG YOU!
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I can get with that. She's cool.
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Miss brasil was better, all the latinas were better looking than her!
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i guess ms universe isn't supposed to be a jizz in your pants at sight kinda girl...i'd get her pregnant and ruin her for the whole universe...
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Since when has George Takei started wearing a dress?
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I watched the dispute. I thought Miss Brazil would win, she was the sexiest one. It was a big surprise when the japanese girl was named Miss universe.
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Lool this bitch didnt deserve to win! Ms brazil was way hotter. And yes, ms Korea was the hottest asian, but like most said already, they making up for last year's robbery...last year's jap was HOTTA
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She may not be the prettiest but I'd still hit that
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MOE POST PICS OF MS KOREA PLEASE
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her face and that permanent expression makes me wanna punch her or something i dont know why
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The bitch looks fugly and manly, I´m sure there must have been a couple of fags in the jury.
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tsk tsk.. Nasty..i think shes not dumb..like the rest of the Top5 ..but i thought Ms brazil Won coz i though she has the best answer...
so i wasnt expecting this girl..shes no tits,ass, blah`
MOE!! we ask you many many times that dnt bother to post this bitch ever again!
Miss Korea..Honey Lee..would be of course make our day pityful.ehe
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Ms Japan and Ms Brazil seemed to be the most intelligent ones. I would pick Ms Brazil, because she was the hottest without a doubt. The title belongs to her.
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How the fuck did that win?? I'd still do her though.
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Are you kidding me? She looks like a mental handicap and a bitch in the same time. The downs syndrome eyes mixed with wonky eye are not hot. I don't know what the rest of the girls looked like, but she's definitely repulsing.
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This is the ugliest miss universe I have ever seen, and she looks like a retarde.
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ms brazil and ms india, please
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but ms korea was actually gorgeous!! wut ya'll think??
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Congrats to Riyo Mori for winning! She has a very cute smile and beautiful skin. She looks like she has a very nice, fit body. I think her best feature would be her long dark hair.
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post the 5 finalists, moe, please
Miss Venezuela, Brazil, Korea and India.
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she's okay but her eyes are really wonky
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The men on this site are obssessed with mixed race latina women, so everyone doesn't compare in their opinion. Fortunately everyone has their own ideas about beauty and it's not one-dimensional!
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I'd let her host a bukkake party, but that's about it.
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*sigh* we kicked their arse in WW2 and we apparently make far hotter Miss Universes too! (Jennifer Hawkins) lol and yes iam ever so slightly racist and i don't seem to care!
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I saw Miss Brazil, with all the surgery and make up, she made herself look even older and more busted than she would have looked if she toned it down. But, I agree that someone else should have won.
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Miss Brazil should have won, but I agree she looked prettier with no make up. She is a real beauty.
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ugly face :( there are thousands japanese girls prittier than her
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does soni sponsor miss universe? isn't she pitching for the red sox now?
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I like her big Chinese tits
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you call that beautiful? she looks like a typical japanese chick! some are even prettier than her! miss brazil, or even miss korea is so much more beautiful than her. seriously, you call this face beautiful? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505...
i really dont think she's that great.
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They might have only picked her because Miss Japan was cheated out of the crown last year.
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Nice wonk eye.
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Last year's Miss Japan was way better. They must have given this award to make up for not giving the award to Japan last year.
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She is ok, but miss Brazil was much better.
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Fuck you, Spoonie Love!! Thai people and so what? Most of Thai girls look much better than you and the rest of girls. Mori is very beautiful and charming. Do not underestimate Thai people. I love my country and Im so proud of being Thai girl. You are fucking bastard, very silly and worthless.
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Oh, but nice body. Still, I wouldn't do her. Face is too scary.
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For those of you who think asian girls are not hot. Go to malaysia, indonesia or Brunei. You will find 4 or 5 girls who has the most beautiful face in the world... I feel in love with south east asian girl :p
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