Victoria Beckham Films Her Show in Central Park
Friday, June 15th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Recently it was learned that V.Beck's reality show was chopped from an initially planned 6-shows to a 1-hour special on NBC. The show is set to air tomorrow here in the States. I guess NBC execs learned there wasn't much to V.Beck's life afterall...
Regardless, all parties involved are winners with this latest development:
1. The Audience: Rather than 6 grueling hours of watching Posh hop from one shop to another, we'll just get a single hour.
2. The Beckhams: She signed a whopping £10m deal (yes, that's POUNDS!!) for her efforts, so that's not too bad for someone who loves to be in front of the cameras...
























monkey crap
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The shallowness and insecurity just drips off this freak.
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she's disgusting-those skeleton legs are nasty
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Guess we know which armpit Becks has been hitting. Good call, Moe.
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haha, i can see her armpit clit
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This is perverse. 10 million pounds NOT dollars or euros? I can't believe this shit. For what???? Being an annoying, stuck up, fugly pile of dog shit and copycat???? This is so sad. There's no VALUE she gave in return for this exorbitant amount of money. Someones need to rob her and do something reasonable with the money.
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you guys may not like her but for what she is, she does it well. she doesn't have a carreer other than being fabulous, yet she is a household name throughout the world [i mean she's british, but still a-list in the states]. she manages to earn millions and be photographed everywhere she goes. she is rich but most of her clothes she gets for free. idk, it seems like a pretty sweet deal. but she never should have gotten implants, it totally screws up her proportions. and she's too tan. and needs to smile. and gain 5 or 10 pounds.
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she use to be the hot one in the spice girls, the black minis and those strapping high heels. and she was a bit thicker back then
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How about a bag for the close-ups.
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"but still a-list in the states"
Exactly that's why the moved that shitty show to another, smaller TV station (correct me if I'm wrong) and drastically shortened it.
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love the dress and pumps...i really hate her hair like that, though.
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Oink oink
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H o r r i b l e ! ! !
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She is always sharply dressed but I can't stand her facial expressions. She's always so serious looking, RARELY EVER smiles, and seems to look like she thinks she the greatest thing ever. She is way to thin and the blond hair is awful on her, plus the hair style/cut is too stiff for her, she should let it flow more naturally. She just seems stuck up and stuffy to me. She doesn't give off a down to earth look at all, I think one of the best assests a girl can have is a great smile.
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she looks like a pig.
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SWEET dress.
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I think she looks good here!!
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Senin #4 -
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Good one!
Still I'd break one off in her ass.
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She never smiles because her face has been pumped with so much botox, its frozen! How is someone as rich and sexy as david beckham married to her?
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By the time they began dating she was the famous one (he was starting to have the media attention while playing for Manchester United and she was the second most popular Spice Girl). Now she´s famous only because she´s his wife. He probably wants to get rid of her, but he can´t since they have three kids and he depends a lot on endorsement contracts that require him to play the whole "I´m the faithfull good husband" role.
However, I can´t stand him either so I think they are a match made in hell...oops, in heaven. They deserve each other.
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This bitch is SO annoying and fugly, it's almost beyond fucking words!!
Fugly stick-insect tranny-ass skank-ho stinking monkey-bitch.
Hey, I did say "almost".
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i never noticed what a pig nose she has. she looks like E.T here. she also looks like shes dying of some disease shes so fuckin skinny
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Why can't this uptight, pretentious, no talent skank go back to the UK?
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"Big Papi
Why can’t this uptight, pretentious, no talent skank go back to the UK?"
Because we gave her to you, and you can fucking keep her too!
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