Amanda Beard Promoting Playboy Magazine, June 2007
Monday, June 18th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
I didn't have high expectations with Amanda Beard's photos from Playboy but nonetheless was disappointed. The Playboy cover says that Amanda is the world's sexiest athlete so that gets me wondering who everyone else thinks should have that title or is Amanda the sexiest????





















FIRST!
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Fuck you FIRST ASSHOLE spammer.
Btw fugly whore. The nose is fucking scary. What's up with the tongue, trying to be all kinky and shit? Wouldn't even waste my time downloading the pdf for this shit. And Hef would have to pay me for banging this hag.
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Yikes, who would pay a dime to see this scary "woman" naked? Wow that's harsh.
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Disgusting tranny.
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man, playboy...why is this magazine loved so much? they dont even have hot chicks...big, fake tits, fake tan, fake hair, airbushed to the max...i love how they try to make it classy with the stats of the chicks and their likes and dislikes...if this is what it takes to be on playboy, i could be on it without make up...embarrassing
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i love Amanda Beard
and she is a swimmer
endless opportunities for breaststroke jokes
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Just went through the rest of the pictures, no matter how hard she tries.. nope.. she can't.
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eyebrows are messed up (too far apart or something), forehead is huge, and teeth belong to a horse...
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Prime candidate for Buttafaces.com Bag her and tag her....
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manly, out her next to Kim K and any man that would chooe her are truly........
having gay tendencies,,
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She's not that bad (swimmers usually have nice bodies...but the water w/ chlorine and too much sun messes with their skin), but she wouldn't have been able to make it into the old Playboy. You guys are right, in order to stay relevant, they'll take anyone that's in the news right now and airbrush them till their doable.
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King Biscuit to me she has not got a good body. In sweden we prefer abit more softer looking.........bodies and faces. she isn't tone to me she looks muscular but not that much.. just manly
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That is one of the finest bodies on the planet, but the face needs a permanent BAG!!
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^Finest body on the planet??, Normous Johnson ur gay, embrace it.
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The world's sexiest athlete is Billie Jean King.
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I would agree she does have one fine body and very amazing eyes. She is also a true athlete given her accomplishments. I see her like a aqua version of Gabby Reece; tall, toned, incredibly agile and very atheltic. I would love to hear someone else's example of a sexy female athlete. Shannon Elizabeth is not an athlete because she plays celeb poker.
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Having met a few Swedish ladies, I can see exactly what you mean, Michael aka Mr Sweden.
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these pics are making me laugh
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Honestly, I'd rather see her in a swimsuit rather than this outfit she has on in these photos.
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You can't just throw some high heels on and call yourself a lady.
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Oh yea, and I fucking HATE big teeth!
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I'd rather see Sharapova or Sorenstam naked than this thing.
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she is a bit long in the tooth. please no manaka sorenstam.
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You have got to be kidding. She is a buttaface.
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NEXT
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Anna Kournikova is sexier
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DOOM:
Wow, I am amazed that a guy agrees with me. I am a girl so i know how guys are crazy about playboy but I still dont get it...in the past they featured a few good looking chicks even though they were fake and all...but now, it is a joke. I guess not every guy likes the fake look...man, I need a guy like that haha
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that little pole vaulter girl is hotter than this chick.
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Playboy has been going downhill since 1998 or 1999. Amanda Beard is cute but as far as American swimmers go, I would rank her behind Dana Torres and Natalie Coughlin and just ahead of Summer Sanders. Then as far as sexy female athletes go, I am currently partial to Danica Patrick. But she has the advantage of driving fast cars. Natalie Gulbis is hot too but I'd be afraid her dad would be too nearby.
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Who's that high jumping chick? She's hot and flexible.
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world's sexiest shemale. i agree.
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uh.. I would give the lady what she wants and stuff. and thank you very much for your time.
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LOOKS LIKE A RABBIT ON PG. 3
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but no, to answer the bastardly question, she isn't the worlds sexiest athlete
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@d83:
In complete agreement. Playboy has been falling off for awhile now. Most of the girls that appear in that magazine are not that pretty, and as you pointed out, fake as hell. Look at the skanks Hef is parading around with. Seriously, not that hot. At all.
It's as if Playboy is so desperate for relevance that they'll let any female with some kind of celebrity ( that isn't a fat tub ) grace the cover of their magazine.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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That is one ugly bitch!
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WHo is the worlds sexiest athlete? Serenna Williams?
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Naked pictures please
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It seems like she is going for the Jenny McCarthy "look at me I'm obnoxious" self promotion plan.
Great legs.
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Legs are not bad, but that is where the good things to say stop, dead cold. eeeeewwwwww
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She is attractive, looks healthy and obviously has a good body. But I wouldn't call her the world's sexiest athlete.
If truth be told, the world's sexiest female athlete has had no media exposure and is quietly plying her trade somewhere on the planet. We may never see her!
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I've definitely seen better picture of her elsewhere.
Great body. Not in these pics, but I think she has a nice face too.
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Yeah those are some great legs..
She can be hot if she tries..
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