Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy: Shakira & Penelope Cruz

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shakira is hot.. penelope is cute but i dont like her body

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 9:45am
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The last I was wondering if they shave their snatches and cracks. Horny hairy hoes. Maybe they really do satisfy each other. I want a slice of that too.

Shakira looks more attractive with very little make-up!

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 9:56am
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Shakira is naturally pretty, most hollywood stars would kill for that.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 10:13am
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What the hell is with those boots? I'd rather see fat calves than those hideous things.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 11:03am
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Both be fugly.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 11:07am
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I can´t believe I agree with Rasheed on this one...

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 11:19am
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Hotness.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 12:38pm
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Penelope is beautiful. Shakira is buttcrack.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 12:50pm
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where are the hot latina's?
they are both just average!
very boring

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 1:04pm
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Penelope's nose almost touches her top lip. EWW too long for her short face. Shakira has very pretty eyes.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 2:19pm
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They both look like they stink.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 3:01pm
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they are both average, but shakira has a better face

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 3:07pm
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I WOULD EAT THE CORN OUT OF BOTH THEIR SHIT....THEIR BOTH HOT AS HELL I WOULD FERTILIZE BOTH OF THEM

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 3:10pm
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PENELOPE LOOKS LIKE A BIG RAT.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 3:52pm
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How cute, they look like girlfriend and girlfriend! For some reason I think they'd be beyond sexy if they dressed as ravers...

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 4:21pm
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If Shakira is what you consider "naturally pretty" I don't want to know what you consider ugly... I don't think she's attractive at all, with or without makeup.

That said, I don't think she or Penelope is "fugly", just average.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 4:36pm
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Shakira is so pretty! I agree with the "naturally beautiful" comments, she has perfect skin and looks great with less make-up.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 5:12pm
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Shakira is o.k. Penelope is ugly with an ugly accent.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 7:53pm
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IN A NEW YORK FUCKING MINUTE. I have no idea how it would all start, but it would probably last no longer than 4 minutes before I blew my wad.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 7:55pm
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Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 8:42pm
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Cruz IS rodent-like, but Shakira...
I'd split it like a log!

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 8:55pm
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I vote Penelope... Shakira lost me when she died her hair blond. Blond hair with black roots just isn't appealing. Back to Penelope, yeah, she's hot.

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 10:41pm
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shakira is average looking and penelope is ugly

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 @ 12:46am
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I'd lick Shakira's asshole clean after a long jog and suck her cunt out when I was done

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 2:36am
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Penelope looks very old.

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 @ 8:52am
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Charlie, you're a sick man.

Thursday, June 21st, 2007 @ 10:35am
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sorry not my fantasy, don't like either of them!

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 12:51pm
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BOTH OK, BUT I PREFER THE HOT SHAKIRA

Monday, June 18th, 2007 @ 8:42pm
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