A Bastardly Look Into Michelle Trachtenberg's Future
Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Here's Michelle shopping with her mother. Isn't the old saying to look at a chick's mom to get an idea of what she'll look like when older??!?

























moms showin her all the best grazin hot spots
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she is already fugly
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Fugly thing. *pukes*
In a few years she be as fat as her obese mom.
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Michelle is too pretty to end up looking like that. It would be a shame.
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#3 Don't talk shit man. She's looks like crap just go to the pic on page two. Deformed head, dumbo ears, fish eyes, pale as a white wall, fat piggy nose, nasty vampire teeth. Looks like one those ginger, freckled teens from high-school I always ignored.
She's a FUG!
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I don´t think she´s fugly, but the face is a bit funky.
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Mom's a fat yenta, but I'd still do the Tracht......
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"look at a chick’s mom to get an idea of what she’ll look like when older??!?"
anyone who believes that shit is a retard. seriously.
i look very much like my father. so u mean, when i grow old, id still end up looking like my mother??
that didnt make any sense to me.
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@ Spoonie Luv
u'r haters, cause u don't have a life
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Concidering she doesn't look a thing like her mother right now, I would say its doubtful. I look like (and always have) my mother, so I would assume there is more of a chance when you resemble them to begin with.
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Hm... nice nips though (not the moo, the other one)!
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@gay boy #10
Yeah right but you don't have any brain cells whatsoever or you one blind motherfucker if you find this fug attractive.
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Looks like Michelle's getting a little hippy, though, and she's got the slue foot waddle down pat. She's well on her way. I see a pear-shaped figure in her not-too-distant future.
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I see that she has a brown bag handy.....
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She ooks like Courtney Love 5 years from now. Michelle isn't bad.
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Lol @king biscuit... it's labeled and everything.
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I thought Michelle was a lot thinner than that.
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What a jap, she so ruined Buffy
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Scary
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So i guess my sister is right. She said if you are not a size 2 you are ignored...invisible.
NICE!!!!
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All of you retarded faggots need lives! Loser ass morons!
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Michelle is getting a little pear-shaped, but so what? Society has to make all these strictures about women and their weight, but I reckon Trachtenberg's still classified as skinny!
And yes, she is gorgeous.
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she is so cute , here mother is Barbara Streisand!
@ EvilSamurai
don't hate so much just because u r a ned and have no woman(or man)
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