Bastardly Hot or Not: Xenia Seeberg @ "Die Hard 4.0" Premiere, Germany
Thursday, June 21st, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

And the Wiki says...
Xenia Seeberg (born on April 4, 1972 in Geldern , Germany) is a German film and television actress. She is perhaps best known for her role as Xev Bellringer in the science fiction television series Lexx. The primary trait that makes her stand out is her conspicuously large lips. (She is sometimes called the German Angelina Jolie for this reason.) In 2005 she married actor Sven Martinek. They have one son Philip-Elias (born 2005). She is the lead singer of the band Vertikals.
In April 2005, Seeberg appeared on the cover of the German edition of Playboy. [Wiki]
























She's a talentless fug. And those tyres she calls lips are creepy as hell. In Germany she's a category F celeb.
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Ex - Soap "actress" infamous for her messed up trout pout.
Never was hot, never will be!
WTF is she doing on the red carpet? I mean: ANY red carpet?
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^^ Yeah maybe but they look like veneers already. Maybe she needs new, improved ones. lol
Overall the bitch has a very plastic look to her.
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her face looks funky
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She does look plastic. She' s probably had some work done. Not attractive.
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5 head
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her teeth look like those of a rat.
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I don't like to be too hard on girls but she doesn't look that good. I once saw her and thought she looked good and I don't know why I thought that. Her head and mouth are too big.
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Why is she growling at everyone?
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The bitch be fugly.
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Pointless bitch. Next!
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She looks like she's wearing those fake teeth that you can buy for a quarter from the toy machines at Walmart.
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She looks like a bobble-head in the 1st pic.
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SHE IS very attractive, i would give her 3 kids
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She is hot. Look at those fuck bags hanging off her chest.
I'd paint the map of Hawaii on those.
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OMG! are you guys/girls serious? i would purposely cut holes in the condom every time me and her made love. she is soo hot. you guys must have not watched Lexx. i use to dream about her when i was a kid going through puberty.
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She is one of the hottest women in existence!
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Forget her lips, her teeth need fixing stat!
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#3 was faster. My reply above was aimed at #2 of course.
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