Bastardly Would You? Amelie Mauresmo
Friday, June 22nd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
From the Wikipedia:
Amélie Simone Mauresmo (/ameli simɔn moʀɛsmo/ in French) (born on 5 July 1979) is a French professional tennis player and is a former World No. 1. She is currently the fourth ranked player in the world. She has won two Grand Slam singles titles. Her won at the Aussie Open was recognized as the biggest rip-off ever in the game.
Career Prize Money - $13,342,855
it's a man baby!!
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^^In answer to the bastardly question.
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Jeez! my original post was in answer to the etc. I need to type faster in future!
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Pass. Way way way pass.
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I wouldn't even let my dog hit it!
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Wasn't "she" on the East German Women's Swim team?
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And you would gladly have Goliano banging you...just pissing you off.
And that's a fugly guy in those pics, I assume?
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She is a girl overproducing testosterone
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for $3,000,000 - sure
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I'll have to act like Thumper and keep my mouth shut on this topic.
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Your right darken her up a bit and Goliano would love her.
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That is a woman? Sweet Jesus.
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Dude looks like a lady. Oops that is a lady (at least I think it is)
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That's no chick! Actually I dunno what it is...
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Holy shit almost 30% voted for getting screwed by this guy. So many fags, this is insane.
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Dad? Is that you???
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I think she has a good body for someone who gave not too long ago.
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Were Rasheed to label this a tranny, for once he'd be right and not seen as the nut juggler we all know he is.
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So you think that's a "her", eh don kino? Well, when you finish lubing up for Arsehed, Joanie Laurer says he'll take sloppy seconds.
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Is that Scott Bakula?
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so I guess closethed homosexuals answered B.
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HELL FUCKIN NO! i was going to say waht #1 said, but he beat me :P
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Come on Goilano, don´t front, you know you would hit it, as long as something looks manly, it´s fine with you.
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* Goliano (aka "the homo")
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dolph lungren is playing tennis now?
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@ 11, not funny, don´t make me call you a tranny. Btw, I´m sure Goliano would glady take a good pounding from a strapped Amelie too.
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* gladly
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That's Evan Stone.
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that's the manliest face i've ever seen on a woman in my life. she makes Gisele Bundchen look like Dakota Fanning.
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why dakota fanning? that girl is like 8 years old or something..odd comparison
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This is possibly the manliest she-man I have ever seen. Goddayuuuuuuuuuum!!!!!
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Someones x and y chromosomes got mixed up.
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In #30 Rasheed says: "Goliano (aka “the homoâ€)"
Woah! You got me there, dude. No way I'm gonna come back from that thrashing. You da man!!
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I thought that was Fabio before I read the name.
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@ 39, actually, I think it´s a bit disturbing that you´re not even trying to deny what I said in post # 29 and 32. I guess you knew, nobody would believe you anyway.
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lol, i've been a tennis player my whole life, and we always used to call her amelie man-esmo. yah she's pretty fug.
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What Dude's face was superimposed over that manly chicks body
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She's the type that one minute you're fucking her, then next thing you know she flips you over and puts her man dick in your ass and says "I'm driving". PASS
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She looks like a bull mastiff.
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http://www.whirlpool.fi/fi_FI/whr/images/partnership/Amelie_MAURESMO.jpg
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@#42 - Your dick-riding/woman-hating reputation is well established... thus, your ramblings require no denial. Now skip away like a good little butt-munch.
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LOL @ golihomo, you had a full day to come up with something and you come with this? How sad. And you sound really gay with that women hating talk. Also, the only one who´s dick riding is you. Get of my dick you tranny!
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I bet you're the kid who got his ass whooped everyday after school. Fuckin' ditz.
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And try to respond without using the word "tranny". I know that'll be next to impossible for you, but give it the old school-girl try.
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OH hell no!! I wouldn't. Man, I kinda feel bad, all of the negative comments.
And shit...Rasheed is calling other people gay...haha, hillarious!
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No. Way.
Nah-uh.
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One of the scariest dudes from the WTA "female" tour. No camel toe, no clit, no labia, no nothing but a big penis. The racist fucks like Madonna will love it.
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I´d rather die. But I´m sure homo´s like Goliano would glady bang her in the butt.
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yeah Them French are weird LOL
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lol 34
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wait i want to change my vote
i that last picture she looks like Jim Fyurk
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I have not seen a chick more manly since Jamie Lee Curtis.
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