Jessica Alba Promotes "Los Cuatro Fantasticos" en Mexico
Friday, June 22nd, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

In a recent issue of Para Todos Magazine, J. Alba said...
Alba is my last name and I'm proud of that. But that's it. My grandparents were born in California, the same as my parents, and though I may be proud of my last name, I'm American. Throughout my whole life, I've never felt connected to one particular race or heritage, nor did I feel accepted by any. If you break it down, I'm less Latina than Cameron Diaz, whose father is Cuban. But people don't call her Latina because she's blonde.
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She could do me a B-Job as a starter. And then...Whatever.
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Why did they dye her hair blonde and give her those awful contacts? She looks like that Showgirls slut! yuck!
90% of women who dye their hair blonde look awful. LADIES -- IF YOU HAVE BLACK EYEBROWS, DON'T DYE YOUR HAIR BLONDE. IT DOESN'T MATCH YOUR SKIN, DOESN'T MATCH YOUR EYEBROWS, AND LOOKS CHEAP AND RETARDED.
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what a whiny bitch, she needs to disappear
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Her face is gross
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I'm not a Jessica Alba fan, but she looks very nice here.
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I'm starting to hate her attitude.
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lol..Spoonie
I did not realize you were so close with her to know her so well
She looks friggin' beautiful ..I would follow that anywhere!
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wtf is wrong with this bitch?
she needs to get over herself. noone cares about her heritage.
we just like looking at her.
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She's stunning!!!
I don't understand how anyone can see otherwise!
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Fuck you Jessica Alba, you dont feel latina, good, then stop riding the latin wave cuz where did you think you got your lips, your skin colour and others, you suck, you suck and I hope you die of that stupid anorexia you brought upon yourself. Die whiny bitch.
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whoa...she really seems to be annoyed for being called Latin...
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She's beautiful, but she needs to keep her mouth shut at times.
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SHES NEEDS TO KEPT HER MOUTH SHUT, NOBODYS CARES WHAT SHE THINKS.
UR FAMOUS FOR WHAT U LOOK LIKE NOT WHAT U SAY. DUH BITCH
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i wouldn't want to be called latin either. hottest girl in hollywood by a long margin.
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Still boring.
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==Always bitching about something. Ok! We see how you don't want to be seen as Latin, you dumb, talentless bitch, but I'll tell you this Cameron has more talent in her damn pinky, than you will ever have! She is an actress! You are not!
Get some talent, instead of always bitching all the time, and then we'll talk. Better yet, why don't you just go back to posing that skinny ass in all of the men's Magazines (the only thing your good at.) cause when it comes to acting you just suck!
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This ho is always trying to sound smart with her idiotic comments, but it just makes her look stupid. Other women in Hollywood that actually have talent, don't spend as much time as this ho talking smack about one thing or another. They just shut the hell up and do their job! You want to be taken seriously? Then how about attaining some acting skills, instead of showing your ass all the time and talking shit?
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She's not aging well. Her head is huge and she is just too damn skinny.
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http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2007/06/22/jessica-alba-wants-producers-to-...
Damn snob.
I did not spend my money on this crappy movie, and I am sooo happy for that, cause I heard it sucked!
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I used to think she was really pretty 8 years ago. She's definitely declined...she's just "okay" now. There are loads of hotter actresses out there.
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she looks latin, i dont know why she is complaining, i did not even know she was half white she doesnt look white
she is a pretty girl, but annoying
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whats so wrong about wanting to be called an American instead of a latina? I take my hat of to her for not playing the Minority card like so many of these other dumb bitches.
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I don't think there's anything wrong with not wanting to be called Latina, but she has the look so why complain about it? Who the fuck cares what mix she is? If she just looked white she probably would not have gotten as far. She needs to embrace the way she looks rather than trying to be "taken seriously." Her looks got her to where she is today so she should just shut the fuck up and learn how to act instead of complaining.
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Her father is of Spanish and Mexican descent and her mother is of Danish and French Canadian descent.
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I think she's right.
I don't consider her Latina. Just because you look Latina or have a latin last name - it's not enough. It's a state of mind, it's basically what you are.... At least she's true to herself and not some fake-ass spic wannabe like Christina Aguilera who dropped a Spanish language album despite not being able to speak the language and having no connection to a Latino heritage other than having a Latin last name. Or half the hos in Hollywood who front on this bullshit (like Eva Longoria and J.Lo, for starters) and can't even speak the fucking language.
Por favor...
DOOM HA OPINADO.
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The blonde hair and contacts were crap. The film was complete and utter crap. And my attitude toward the film industry at this present moment is....crap.
(''Let's see, we have a strong story here, but we don't want to produce a spectacle now do we? I know. Let's bland that story down to buggery, and then foist that bland mess on to the paying public!'')
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Stupid fucking fake fantastic four piece of shit, stupid fake computerised special effects looks so fake and retarded, like the stupid fucking Hulk and the stupid fucking King Kong! I HATE CGI!
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Hold up girl why in the Hell do you want to deny her background? For that you lose my respect! It's not that she wants to be looked as just America, that's cool but Damn Bitch remember the other side that gave her you your looks and crap! And isn't your mom like
from Canada?What about that side? Are you ashamed of that background? Talk shit about that background Bitch leave the Mexican side alone if you don't want to claim it! And stop doing Latino magazines and shit! And she is probably just saying shit to get attention. And I also want to say that there is no need to use the word Spic!(victor)
That's just ignorant. And at least J-lo don't deny her heritage.And she probably was not accepted by anyone because she is a stuck up Hoe! Fuck Fake Ass Bitches!
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Um. #25. Christina Aguilera does have a connection to a Latino Heritage. She is Ecuadorian.
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Sounds like a bit of self-hatred if you ask me. There's another statement she made about Mexican people popping out babies left and right, and how she's got cousins all over the place. She needs to either just smile or keep those pouty lips shut!
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On behalf of JLO, she does speak spanish, at least she does when she comes to Spain promoting her albums.
On Alba... she's just stupid, she's where she is because of her latin looks, she should at least acknowledge her heritage and be proud of it. Fucking who...
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Alba back off! many Filipina women look like you and they are way hotter! You are lucky they haven't descended in hollywood or you will be out of work!
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Oh my god... I really don't understand WHY there are so many hate comments... Leave her alone for G's sake !!
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The Alba just leaves me totally cold. Always has. Meh. Boring.
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She's inot one night stands .... see I told you I Fucked her
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Filipino women are ugly especially that ugly minillo bitch,
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I LOVE YOU JESSICA ALBA! AND FOR EVERY PATHETIC FAT HATER THERES A MILLION MORE PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU!
YOURE BEAUTIFUL AND DECENT AND 100% ANY ONE ON THIS SITE (EVEN IF THEY CLAIM) OTHERWISE WOULD NEVER TURN YOU TURN!
JUST READ THE HATE AND LAUGH COZ YOU KNOW THERE GONNA GET NOTHING OUT OF LIFE WITH THOSE ATTITUDES!
PEACE SUCKAAAAASSSSSS
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Um, a rash of new posters?
I haven't noticed any new Rasheed posts. Pity.
She, like all of Hollywood, is always busy yapping, because reporters ask these idiots questions. We get to see the out of context blurb. I am sure she isn't just saying this stuff to any person who will listen.
She wasn't accepted by la raza, so she is distancing herself from it. I don't blame her, because being an outsider will cause resentment.
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I dont know anybody that has ever left anybody for a filipina I dont even think anyone can be that sick in the head. Filipinas are just ugly women its just a fact of life. I have seen more men cheat with fat women.
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34: They have descended on Hollywood. Or, at least, the San Fernando Valley version thereof.
Charmane, Annie Cruz, Sabrine Maui... it's like Olongapo came to the US.
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Wow, there are a ton of new posters that all have their caps lock buttons stuck.
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She is ashamed of who she is. She has said that she has tons of cousins cause they just "pop em' out!" And she says that she is curvy because her aunts are fat.
Just shut up. You will never be a Natalie Portman or Charlize Theron. Women who are very beautiful, and very talented. They don't complain. They just do their job.
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She's just mad because all she gets are these roles with very little substance. She has said that she really didn't have to do anything in this movie. So there you go! Basically all it took was to wear that tight suit. Ok! But she's the one that dug herself that hole. It's called typecasting, honey.
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2007/06/22/jessica-alba-wants-producers-to-...
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She needs to come to my neighborhood. We'll set her ass straight real quick. Remind her of what she really is. "Come over here, you prieta! We'll show you what's up!"
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http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2007/06/22/jessica-alba-wants-producers-to-...
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http://www.flisted.com/375/jessica-alba-doesnt-mind-a-one-night-stand-ju...
So she's saying that she's cool because she can admit that she sleeps or slept around? My, she's dumb.
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bahah okayyyy "gorillaz" your so cool.
you know you got SERVED big time! that was hilarious tryna see you come up with something.
noone likes a racist pig so why not get your dick outta your mouth and start talking sense!
everybody loves a filipina woman so sorry you don't.
DAT GOOD HOMO!!?
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SO JESSICA YOU DONT WANNA BE CALLED LATINA BUT YOU DONT CARE MAKING MONEY OFF LATIN PEOPLE FOR YOUR MOVIE ......BITCHHHHH
WITHOUT YOUR FULL LIPS AND HONEY SKIN ANYONE WOULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR NON ACTING ASS SO THANK YOUR ROOTS BRAT THANK THEM !!!
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stfu
what a whiny bitch, she needs to disappear
^ ^ agreed
SOLIDGOLDFUNK
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with not wanting to be called Latina, but she has the look so why complain about it? Who the fuck cares what mix she is? If she just looked white she probably would not have gotten as far. She needs to embrace the way she looks rather than trying to be “taken seriously.†Her looks got her to where she is today so she should just shut the fuck up and learn how to act instead of complaining.
^ ^ AMEN to that
Patproud tobeMexican
Hold up girl why in the Hell do you want to deny her background? For that you lose my respect! It’s not that she wants to be looked as just America, that’s cool but Damn Bitch remember the other side that gave her you your looks and crap! And isn’t your mom like
from Canada?What about that side? Are you ashamed of that background? Talk shit about that background Bitch leave the Mexican side alone if you don’t want to claim it! And stop doing Latino magazines and shit! And she is probably just saying shit to get attention........... And at least J-lo don’t deny her heritage.And she probably was not accepted by anyone because she is a stuck up Hoe! Fuck Fake Ass Bitche
^ ^ THANk you! and i agree, bitch has NO female friends because shes a stuck up loser! think about it, everyone, whens the LAST time weve EVER seen her with a GIRL friend??? i can think of maybe ONCE??? and NOT a fan!
ok im sorry but ONE more, my favorite actually:
walker
She needs to get her ass beat bad by some of my chicas here. Remind her of what she really is!
Apparently her dad practices the same hypocrisy. He has said that he doesn’t speak Mexican. It’s called Spanish, you idiot! OMG.
lol and its not JUST ner dad, the entire family is the product of when shame eats too much stupidity!!!!
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LOL...You haters are so funny and make absolutely no sense.So you want her to embrace her heritage? Where were you when she was being REJECTED from the Latin community for only being half Latina...HUMMM??? So now you want her to shout out that she is Latina when the Latinas she grew up with refused to accept her ??? BOTH whites AND Latinos would not accept her because she was neither fully, not white but apparently not Latina enough...so you know what...STFU
If you are sooo outraged at her not accepting her heritage then why are you not up in arms about her not screaming from the roof tops that she is Danish or French? YEAH
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Para Todos Magazine needs to release a video of her interview. I bet she was crying: "Only because Cameron is blonde she is not called Latina!"
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yeah right
this bitch JUST talks for attention. Notice how she wants to be taken seriously but ALL she talks about is her body? I mean, imagine Ellen screaming "just forget im a lesbian" " I want people to ignore that I am a lesbian" "I don't want to get work for being a lesbian". wouldn't make much sense right?
This chick is like a broken record. all she talks is about herself. Just like the slutty hoes in high school who would "bitch" about being called sluts. All it did was bring more attention, and gte more people to call them sluts.
Also, NO one rejects anyone for not being latin enough. doesnt happen. I am brazilian, and I have dark blond hair and pretty light skin. NEVER has a chica told me I am not latin. NEVER! The latin community doesnt reject anyone. only drunk americans on spring break.
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THIS IS STUPID!! She's only half latin and she doesn't even look like a latina very much (at least not like the usual latina). On top of that, she didn't grow up there, her parents didn't raise her like a latina and her father never spoke spanish. Plus, like others said, la raza has rejected her for being half white (which is bitchy and racist from their part), so why the hell would she ever wanna be called latin?? Other than part of her blood, she IS NOT a latina! I understand her a 100%!!! #25, Dr. Victor Von Doom is absoluetly right, being latin is a state of mind, not just a word you throw around because you look latin. If one of your parents was latin, but you were born in America and knew NOTHING about the latin way of life, if you called yourself latin then that would be stupid and fake!
I don't get the filipina comments, but I hiiiighly doubt there are ones that look like Alba. Or as hot. Or hotter. (unless, maybe, they've gotten a lot of work done)
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Malkavian
LOL…You haters are so funny and make absolutely no sense...........
If you are sooo outraged at her not accepting her heritage then why are you not up in arms about her not screaming from the roof tops that she is Danish or French? YEAH
^ ^ no YOUR the funny one! no one is "screaming off the rooftops" due to her other nationalities, but.....malkavian? this is MEXICO where shes promoting her uslessness. sooooo, THIS is why they are saying what they ( need to say if you ask me ) want to say how shes a fucking hippo, i mean hypocrite, because she claims to be latina, blah blah, please, SHOULDER and LEMON said it ALL RIGHT ON!!!!
shoulder and lemon, i couldnt agree more. im not latina, but i sure as hell am NOT ashamed of MY euro heritage!!! even when we moved to america from belfast, my brother ( i was 7) said to me, "loose your accent! talk like the americans! theyll make fun of you!" but i was like, HELL no! fuck the kids if they made fun of my accent, whatever! but honestly, the american accent is SOOOO cute!!!!!
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PS, malkavian, please cut and paste...
http://www.mollygood.com/jessica-alba/no-bueno-jessica-20070615/
oh yes.... and READ please.
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Akare
Fuck you Jessica Alba, you dont feel latina, good, then stop riding the latin wave cuz where did you think you got your lips, your skin colour and others, you suck, you suck and I hope you die of that stupid anorexia you brought upon yourself. Die whiny bitch.
^ ^ ^ FINALLY!!! thank you for seeing the fucking LIGHT!!!!! Akare, your awesome
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she looks very hispanic
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overrated and boring. another anorexic stuck up (wanna be ) starlet
one day......when shes lost her looks ( and due to her terrible attitude, thats ALL she has, and she isnt even THAT pretty! i dont know and never will understand the fuss about this boring self-loathing mexican ) she'll be begging for attention.
malkavian sounds like jessica;s castrated boyfriend lol either that or she IS jessica saying nice things about herself lol. if thats the case, FUCK YOU jessica! talentless skeezy sperm dumpster
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"I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex. I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more. I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have. Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."
says jessica alba, the virgin mary, then gets half naked in EVERY floppy flick that makes a total of 3 cents, THEN she wants "people to get past my hotness"???? get the fuck over yourself, jessie, your NOTHING special. and #61, i cant believe she actually denies her heritage. fucking whiney, no talent, useless fugly clown with clown feet
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She's a skinny whore now its like once actresses hit skinny they go skanky...fucking idiots.
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alba is very, very twofaced. her mother is extremely domineering as is her brother, who used to teach at the school and from what i remember, he was a real bastard to the students. he doesn't work there anymore and i heard he got fired-- but he IS a sub at public schools nearby now. his son, m, is completely devoid of any racial identity as is the rest of the alba clan. it's so funny that now i read about how jessica is so self loathing because i remember thinking that about her entire family. they want so badly to be staples in the white community around here.."
shes just about as useful as a fucking cum drenched tissue
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"90% of women who dye their hair blonde look awful. LADIES — IF YOU HAVE BLACK EYEBROWS, DON’T DYE YOUR HAIR BLONDE. IT DOESN’T MATCH YOUR SKIN, DOESN’T MATCH YOUR EYEBROWS, AND LOOKS CHEAP AND RETARDED."
You're absolutely right. Just for all of you bottle blondes out there, who think they look good.
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yeh ok
diz bitch is fug
she luks gud wif MAKEUP!
did any1 notice
she didnt rbush her teeth properly
ewww
plaqueee!
n tartat builtt!
anywayz
wif makeup
n loadz of vacation
any1 can luk gud
she doesnt luk gud
shez ugly
buh im just sayin
haha
Ale n Adriana r SExi
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@ 69, you are so right, skeeze has NO talent, NO looks, her body is plain wierd and gross and her head is the size of the fucking planet, not to mention her EGO. promoting in mexico, huh jesSUCKA? i thought you were "not latina and never was"!!!! what a self absorbed concieted fugly brat. jessica albatross is the product of when SHAME eats WAAYYY to much STUPIDITY. plus her feet are so big, its kind of a HUGE turn off.
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righ on adam..
diz sleezy skank spendz half of hur time complaning abouh hurself..rather den just shuting up n gutting hur ugly face wif a knife..SOMEONE PLEASE HAND HUR A KNIFE
SO SHE CAN DIEE!
n mankind will be saved!
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malkavian is jesSUCKA albaTROSS lol
malkavian is also a dumb retard. and where were YOU, malkavian, when she "was rejected from the latin community" ? being bulimic like her? a shoulder to cry on? oh, forget it i forgot, you ARE that used cum dumpster. ha
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She needs to get her ass beat bad by some of my chicas here. Remind her of what she really is!
Apparently her dad practices the same hypocrisy. He has said that he doesn’t speak Mexican. It’s called Spanish, you idiot! OMG.
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Look Ms.Alba you have to realize that little latinas,hispanics, and mexicans(whatever you want to call yourself) girls are looking up to you! So watch what you say because they probably view you as a queen and a person that looks like them and gives them hope that they can do what you do. Think about it!
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@28:
people who front on being Latino because it's trendy with only the slightest connection to the culture are fake-ass "spics" in my book.
BTW, I am Latino too. These dumb hos just piss me off.
DOOM HA ACLARADO
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OH AND PS: "GORILLAZ" WHATS THAT? OH YOUR DADDY LEFT YO MAMMA FOR A FILIPINA BEAUTY SO STFU YOU JEALOUS PIECE OF SHIT!
POOR BASTARD PROBABLY COULDNT AFFORD MANNERS.
HAVE FUN IN HELL WITH YOUR BUDDY HITLER YOU RACIST HICK!
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PS and filipino women are jealous of me
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walker, i would pay you ANY amount of money you wanted JUST to see your chicas beat her pop eyed fish lipped fugly face!!!! ANY amount!!!!! albatross getting beaten up and crying.... PRICELESS!!!
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