Bastardly Booty Rating: Coco @ "Live Free or Die Hard" Premiere in NYC

i like the toe cleavage. but the rest is a bit...help me out, here spoonie....

I don't care what's fake or what's real.

I'd fuck the shit out of that.

Fake, nasty, has ass implants, fake gazonga tits, gross, injected with Ice's STD's from the last twenty-five years, mixing wither her own STD's, her CHIN is just TOO much for me (well a couple of them homo's on The Bastardly will find nothing special about), from all the stereoids has probably one of the biggest clits that can rapidly transform itself into a big penis so she can act in straight AND she-male porn.

Basically a a freak, must be from outer space this bitch is non-human.

Fake or not...I think it looks good. She should just try to make them look a little more natural....and she should tone down her makeup. I ain't gonna hate on her.

Fake or not...It looks good. Big rack, big bottom....I likey. Real woman have curves....If you don't got 'em, buy 'em...She should just tone down her makeup about four notches and she'd be good.

The bitches in the back with those captions are hilarious. All of them are way hotter.

Wow, I didn't realize she had a huge caboose, fake or not.

There is a world of difference between her pics and the Beckinsale pics from similar events!
Poor coco.

I'd love to tap that keg

LOL. All of the people in the back are laughing at her. Fake or not, this woman looks absoluetly horrible, smelly and full of STDs. To the people saying real women have curves and you'd rather rate this plastic ass then a real one: get a blow up doll! It's the same thing. And REAL women have different bodies and don't have hard as rock plastic inside themselves.

Fake and Fug.

I find it ridiculous that some of the men who say if you're a real men, you have to like curvy women and no other type, are actually excited by plastic Barbie dolls..

Wow. Coco is a freakin' dime. Damn You ICE-T!!!

I was digging her...and then I saw those generic ass hooker heels and wept openly.

her toe cleavage is nice...and i'm waiting for that dress to just explode off of her.

Fucking tranny.

Smack it up, flip it, rub it down. Oh noooooo......

Um, I think I will pass.

Nasty mudshark. I'd rather do the caption chick in the 2nd pic....

I would fuck that till my wang fell off. LOVE DAT PHAT BOOTAE!!!

Oh and for all you idiots who think she has ass implants, GUESS AGAIN. that shit is allllllll real. I 've seen old pics of her when she was like 18 and she still had a nice phat ass back then, so just give dat shit a rest. There are SOME white women who actually have asses out there (VERY RARE BUT THEY DO EXIST).

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

#23

lol

Before:

http://img44.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=04539_232225307_122_717lo.jpg

flat

and

After:

http://img177.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=04591_234862229_123_467lo.jpg

not so flat anymore? hmmmmm....

I think that she has such a gorgeous FIT body!! I don't know why everyone says that her ass is plastic (her whole lower body is nice and thick and as far as I know, you can't buy plastic thighs as of yet...)....Don't act shocked that she has fake titties either since 3/4 of Hollywood does and your momma.....and just imagine what she would look like without big tits!?....You need to balance out the rumpshaker with a nice size pair of jugs ..... She is *stunning* in my eyes.

Oh! Madon'! I'd fuck her with no condoms...but then I probably wouldn't have a dick anymore the following week.

Shit, this woman is such a turn off. If I ever slept with someone who looked lik this (hopefully I won't fall that low), I'd be laughing all along. The girl is a walking talking cartoon! Haha..man...but then, so is Ice-T.
#27, her ass is fake and so are her tits (and much of her face). Nobody said anything about her thighs. Hell, a lot of women have fat tighs, that doesn't mean they necesarily have a ridiculously huge ass and breasts to go with them. Coco's are definitely and a 100% fake. Just look at her before and after pictures that Spoonie Luv linked to (she looked much better, by the way)

I just puked, a lot.

So nasty...can we stop posting porn stars please

She looks cartoonish.

An ostrich in a leopard costume? That's interesting...

uhh.. looks worse the more I stare at her. and I have no interest in sharing a bed with a bunch of mylar balloons.

I hadn't seen #26's photos before posting my response...and all my coco dreams have just *popped*...it's a shame really...but, ...that just means that we can all look like coco dolls!! yaaay!!!

That ass will be in my dreams 2nite

I saw pictures of Coco on www.globalgrind.com. Even if her butt is fake, im not complaining!

Her ass likely is fake (like Kim K's) but at least there's an ass there.

I'd rather rate that than the back clefts that pass for ass here most of the time.

It smells fishy through my computer screen.

To each his own I guess, but why is it that so many women think that just because they dye their hair blonde, get fake boobs, and dress like a tramp it automatically makes them hot?? It doesn't work for anyone. This woman looks like she needs a long hot shower. Nasty.

Despite being so ridiculous I would definately hang out with her. I saw this one interview with her once and she just has the cutest cottoncandy dumb blonde voice...so endearing. She's physically a big turnoff for me but I bet she was very beautiful before she turned into a cartoon character.

good deal on keeping that nasty ass toe under wraps...

i knew that ass was fake! spoon proved it! i mean i know there are white women with big asses. but still, it just be a different type of big ass! they usually dont stick out and have alot of shelf like ours do.