Does Alessandra Espinosa Deserve The Bastardly Brown Bag?
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

These were snapped @ Entertainment Weekly 100 Celebration
Does Alessandra Espinosa Deserve The Bastardly Brown Bag?Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe ![]() These were snapped @ Entertainment Weekly 100 Celebration 41 Scandalous Comments |
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I´m not sure, but could be a tranny, and you don´t often brown bag trannies.
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noo
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I agree with Rasheed
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it's not that shes ugly, it's that her make up is absolutely horrendous. her face is 500x lighter than the rest of her
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No its not her make-up she's ugly. She has a squished alien head, big mouth, and her eyes a too far apart. Not one feature on her face is attractive.
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Nah forget it I just looked at pg. 3 and following. She's wack. No chance for improvement.
Brownbag her!
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something abit off with her mouth, I still think she is quite beautiful.
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AMBROSIO DESERVES THE BROWN BAG.
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Her eyes are NOT too far apart...what an idiot whoever said that.
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she's actually quite beautiful, she's just buying the Michael Jackson skin care line from the shopping channel.
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The picture on page 2 is terrifying. Her face is so white. I mean, there's too much make-up--and then there's just skinny dipping into a pool of whatever it is that's smeared on her face.
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man, her face is weird... it's like someone drew a caricature of a real face and glued it to her neck!
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her eyes are the most attractive part of her face. (I mentally removed the makeup)
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When people wear that much makeup, they usually have something to hide. Her left boob looks funny (read: fake) on page 2. But she's not as atrocious as Kirsten Dunst, so..........
Verdict: Undecided.
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THE JOKER!
Batman, I have found him!!!
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she is sexy
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She's not ugly. I think she's hot. She has a unique beauty about her. She is gorgeous. Her body is nice, her face is nice. You guys are just TOO DAMN picky. I'm sure none of you guys are up to par yet you point out everyone's flaws on here. Being hot doesn't mean being flawless.
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V for Vendetta mask guy!!
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She looks like a hammer-head shark. Her eyes are so far apart.
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A mouth like Nicholson's JOKER in the 1989 BATMAN movie, YUK!
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Maria Menounos got cloned.
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yep...def a brownbagger
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Maybe I'm the only one, but I think she is super cute. I know the make-up is a little heavy, but I am positive that underneath all that there is a pretty cute girl.. Def. prettier than Hodashian, who you all seem to like .. Makes no sense..
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Yeah...she IS cute.
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YES, brown bag. the heavy makeup can't cover up that awful nose, chin, and wide set eyes.
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She is smoking hot - jeez whats with all the haters - bitches
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AT LEAST SHE HAS A PRETTY NAME
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that face...god, it looks like someone is just stretching it from the sides...i like the hair though
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I think the face is not that bad.
I'd squirt down those fuckbags whether they were on fire or not....
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She is kinda cute. Her nose is alittle funny looking but I think it makes her unique.
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She looks great and nice dress!
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She's hot, and yes, you are all gay!
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gorgeous eyes...just beautiful.
What is gross? When your eyes are a little too close together, and you look like a cartoon character like Ziggy or something.
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Not a buttaface no.
Like people said before, maybe it could just be the makeup cause her face looks nice.
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Tranny.
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You all are crazy, saying she's ugly. She has a unique beauty, and yes maybe too much makeup.
Also, for you that think her eyes are too far apart- that is actually considered a very attractive and unique trait, which by models get chosen. Eyes too close together are not attractive and look weird.
Not everyone has eye width like her, and those that do are usually models. Such as the current model Miranda Kerr from VS, her eyes are far apart. One of the reasons why Kate Moss has been so successful, whether you like her or not, is that her eyes have that 'one eye width' in between or kind of like the girl above, farther apart than the 'average' girl. So they are more unique and considered cute by top model scouts.
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I'd hit it
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There are much better candidates for the brown bag. But she's quite fugly. Those tons of make-up do the job.
I'm undecided. I think she wouldn't look that bad with less crap in her face.
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It looks like her white head was photoshopped on, but I'd still like to bend her over and give her a shot.
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no. but she deserves to find some life to put into those dead eyes.
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Do not ridicule The Joker's daughter or he will seek revenge. Better call Batman.
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