Megan Fox @ The "Transformers" L.A. Premiere
Thursday, June 28th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Here are a few complaints from the past...
Lauren
i honestly hate her facial expression… would it kill her to smile???
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Alex
Messed up nose, fake lips - this chick is a stuck-up TRANNY! I freaking despise her.
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ax
She tries too hard to look like Angelina Jolie. And she tries too hard to look like a stuck up bitch.
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misherz
she's a beautiful girl but it definitely looks like she's trying too hard to be really sexy, what with the bitch faces and all…. also, whoever told her that the marilyn monroe tattoo on her arm was a good idea….FAIL!
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Ultra hot. Like no one else in Hollywood at this moment.
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Bitch looks like a tranny. And even without the make up, I still don´t feel the face. Pass.
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She's beautiful, but I don't really like this dress. The shoes are hot, even though she wears them all the time.
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Lashes...hot...stop trying Megan..we know you're hot.....
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Her eyes look so done. Her smile is incredibly insincere.
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The acne is showing in the 9th picture. Next time she has a zit, here's hoping she doesn't use needle nose pliers to release the pressure.
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i like her face and legs, hate her tits.....but i never seen anyone with a Lana Turner tatoo.
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so beautiful. I lover her eyes
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She's a hot mess
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i usually love girls with small breasts but hers are horribles
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Bleh. Looks like she's made out of playdoh.
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your f' me look is better, stop smiling you phony whore.
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Whore. total mid price whore. she needs to be throat fucked.
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I was waiting for the perfect picture.....#9 is exactly what I was saying about her skin.
Looks like her face has been attacked by the Transformers. The open pores on her cheeks are really visible as well.
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Oh God....I just noticed that horrible star thing on her leg (first picture)! What the heck is that? Looks like a starfish. Who gets a starfish tattoo?
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Her tits suck and her face looks rough. Looks like a worn down stripper.
That being said I'd pay a nice sum to Hate Fuck this tramp.
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I still love her/ All you bithces and bastards complain, but honstely not like any of the men here wouldnt fuck her, thats what pisses the bitches off. *sigh* predictable little world.
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Nasty eyebrows. Too thick and too close together. Looks full of herself.
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Man. In pictures like the Maxim spread she is super hot. In real life her skin is not great and her boobs are very flat and saggy looking for a young woman. I think she looks trannyish here but that is mostly the make up. Mostly, the first thing I think when I see her is I bet she gives good head.
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TOTALLY AGREE WITH #3. SHE HAS NEVER EVER EVER EVER WORN ANY OTHER SHOES BESIDES THOSE ONES. DAMN GIRL! I'M SURE YOU CAN AFFORD ANOTHER NEW PAIR.
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horrible looking eyebrows. ugh.
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Rasheed looks like a tranny
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"Oh God….I just noticed that horrible star thing on her leg (first picture)! What the heck is that? Looks like a starfish. Who gets a starfish tattoo?"
Who the fuck are you to judge on a person's taste in art & expression? Maybe it has personal meaning to her. Maybe she just likes starfish.
Either way, you have no right to be talking about anyone with your broke ass Homer Simpson with a gay mountain man beard looking self.
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I think she's absolutely beautiful and a breath of fresh air.
but I'm gonna pry them pumps off her feet and burn them.
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She's hot, but those flapjack titties are pretty bad.
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Hahaha...she's stilll wearing the silver pumps!!!
And I can't stand her face and her cocky expressions. Stop trying so hard to be edgy and mysterious you fake bimbo
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Way to over react to a comment Caitie....Just a little bit over protective of someone you don't even know. What are you going to start defending her Marilyn tattoo too?
What did it spoil your mood....After taking all day to read the site....How about taking your mood pills before you playing with others.....That's not a question....It's a request.
You don't even know me, so your over reaction to my comment, makes you look like a real dumb ass.
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man, in the first pic, it looks like she is constipated, trying to shit
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"Way to over react to a comment Caitie….Just a little bit over protective of someone you don’t even know. What are you going to start defending her Marilyn tattoo too?"
Yes, I am, you dickless piece of fucking shit.
"What did it spoil your mood….After taking all day to read the site….How about taking your mood pills before you playing with others…..That’s not a question….It’s a request."
How about you actually grow a set of testicles....and go tend to your wife? Oh wait....you don't even have the courage to tell her that you want out because you're a little boy and you're not in love with her. You're a bitch, plain and simple. You're a gout ridden, brokendown bitch.
"You don’t even know me, so your over reaction to my comment, makes you look like a real dumb ass."
Oh, I know you very well, actually. You work with me.
See you tomorrow, Sean.
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Ok and your saying your reacting to a starfish comment rationally?
You obviosly know nothing about me if you bring up something I wrote about in a personal blog. You are also showing your naïve if you think that the problems in my marriage are anything new to anyone. Every marriage has problems. I've decided to work on my and not run away from my problems. So what is wrong with that? I love my wife with all my heart....it has been her illness that has kept us apart. So keep the facts in mind when slinging crap around.
What is your interest in me? You already seem to know way too much about me.
Oh....and work with me or not....you still don't know me.....Feel free to introduce yourself.
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It's the fact that you can't appreciate anything even remotely unique on a woman. She's got ink. Big deal. Look past it. She's also got amazing eyes and nice legs.
And it wasn't her illness, stop lying Sean. It's the fact that you don't love her. Is that what you tell yourself? That it's the illness, it's the illness. BE A FUCKING MAN AND OWN UP TO THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKED UP. You worked too much, you were gone too much, that's what it was. Don't pass the buck and blame an illness or anyone else around you. It's you. You're the problem.
You're having a midlife crisis.
You can't face up to the fact that you're a banial workaholic piece of shit who has to rely on "friendships" with girls that are almost half his age. You lost that part of you a long time ago and you're never going to get it back. You say inappropriate things, your jokes are stale and old and nobody really wants you around. Sell that shit house of yours and go far, far away.
You're a failure, Sean. You're a colossal failure.
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Ok. You really know nothing about me. Your coming off really nuts and I you probably don't work with me.
If you do...Email me....and we will talk amongst ourselves. Otherwise jumping to an uneducated conclusions and being a stalker just makes you look like a nut.
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Gaaaawd, I'm embarassed for you people who actually find sense in participating in internet fights. Get over it, we are all allowed to our opinion.. And thank God we all don't have to share one (Rasheed, anyone?)... She is absolutely gorgeous, I really can't find any faults aside from her ugly ink. I love the one on her shoulder blade, but the rest are tacky. Looks like she spraypainted the golden shoes because she realised that she just couldn't pull off silver dress and gold shoes. Bitch buy some new ones, I'm sure you can afford it..
I still hate her for snagging BAG though.. Lucky Hoe..
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I'm still waiting for Caitie to defend the Marilyn Monroe tattoo. That would at least be on point.
I do like her eyes and her body type. Megan that is.... Very Jennifer Connolley, but I think Jennifer has far better skin.
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I don't know if its her eyebrows, eyes or her face in general, but she looks demonic.
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Wow guys... just... wow.
Megan is super hot, but these are the shittiest pictures I've ever seen of her. I guess everyone everywhere has a "shittiest picture" though.
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Eduardo the Freek,
Catie might be your wife's relative or something. Damn LOL
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it's best to settle these things out in the open, like on this blog. we are all here to help. please continue this dialog so we all can come to a solution that will help sean and at the same time, make fun of caitie
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"dickless piece of shit" was pretty funny though. gout hurts.
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Caitie also maybe a big liar. She only writing crap that is on public personal sight. Nothing else. Get a life Caitie.
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My personal favorite was "brokedown bitch".
Thanks Mbitter for your concern. LOL all around.
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Who ever the person is, and whoever you are, I think it's completely inappropriate to air other people's laundry online. Mind your own business Caitie! God I hate busybodies, who judge other people by their out of check morals... Who the hell are you to be talking about a marriage you're not a part of??? Freakshow!
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Her eye-brows kill her. If she just made them a little thinner and not so close together she'd be perfect.
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What is it they say about fighting on the internet? Oh, yes . . . fighting on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics - even if you win, you're still retarded.
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Someone needs PROACTIVE
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She's so pretty under all that cake makeup. I don't know why she insists on smearing all that shit on, and then making bitch faces. Makes her look old. She just tries to hard, and it's sad, because she doesn't need to.
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she's the prettiest girl out in hollywood right now, so beautiful and so what if she looks like a bitch? Your just mad cuz you dont look like her lol
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The face has been all fucked up by Dr 90210
Nasty prison quality tattoo
Flat titties....I'd do her from behind.
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She looked hotter a few weeks ago. Maybe all the world travel is tiring her out. Starting to look like a stripper who smokes too much.
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What, she is trying to be angelina just because she is a sexy, tattoed hollywood actress?
Fucking morons.. some people just ooze sex.. Ang is one, megan is well on her way!
Tattoes are something that a person gets for THEMSELVES. not a bunch of fuckheads who say it looks crap just because they will never look like her or in case of the guys, willl never ever get anyone as good as her. Sure she may be wearing a fair bit of makeup, but wouldn't you under all those bloody lights??
I guess if you are so bitter and can't get a fuck, there is always yourself.. or a relative..
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I want to know what she has Tattooed on her Snatch
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#54....Probably 90210....I kid I kid....
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i thought she was hot but i dunno these pictures of her trying to smile are pretty bad. she should stick to looking stuck up, it suits her
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Its hard for me to believe this chick is not a porn star. She just oozes sex. btw what is up or should i say down with her boobs?
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She's very beautiful, but like others said she seems bitchy, snobbish and fake. So, like I said before all she's got is great looks, the rest of her is crap. Her breasts are surprisingly saggy! I don't understand how, that is why I prefer smaller breasts because they don't sag, but..wow...I don't know what she's been doing with those.
Her makeup I think is fine..There's nothing wrong with wearing it, I just wish she wouldn't put that hooker lipstick. The tattoes are horrible and tacky and yes it was her choice to get them, which shows a lack of class. And if they were for herself only, she shouldn't have gotten them in the most obvious of places and she wouldn't be showing them off so much. And that brings up her show-off personality. Shit, I can go on forever.
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she doesn't ooze sex, we just wat to f her. her tatoo's are awful and deminish the look of a very nice body. who cares if she likes them.
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watch that teeny lindsay movie, you would know how hot this chick is. but she ruined herself with all the skanky make-up and trashy tattoos.
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This chick is a total skank. She is also an amazingly lousy actress.
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Megan Fox's tranny porn star look ruined "Transformers." I kept wanting to arrest her for statutory rape. God she's trashy-and would someone cover up that annoying hard fake looking cleavage. For God sake she's supposed to be a teen! Did they go to Jerry Springer for casting? I kept laughing when John Turturro in all of his terrible dialogue called her "Miss Training Bra"-since she already looked like an old worn out used up hooker. And that is one of the ugliest craggiest plastic surgeried horse faces I have seen in awhile. And she looked even more horrible next to Shia Labeauf.
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I can't help thinking that THAT is playing a teenager?!!! She'd be great as a prostitute or as some skank at an NA meeting. Some tragic crack whore beat up by her father pimp on law and order. WOAH it is distrubing to see someone so prematurely skank ho! She should definitely be blackballed from playing anyone under 30 ever! She even looks like her face is half frozen from bad third world plastic surgery. How old is this distrubing thing masquerading as a lady? Anyone know? I kinda like Shia La Beauf-I kept thinking of Lloyd Dobler in this movie, and he really looked "I think I'm making out with a man" uncomfortable in the weird weird kissing scene at the end. This is all even odder than the whole transformer movie concept. I wish her face and body would trasform into something less troubling.
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okay for all of you out there hatin' on her! you are all just jealous, that mainly goes to the ladies hatin' and to the guys well you are all just stupid. The first person who commented on here tits was probably a guy who is inexperienced sexually or has just never really done anything witha girl with smaller boobs. Most girls with small boobs look the way hers do. That is speaking from experience. The reason they look saggier than they really are his her skinn is looking kind of drained all around. She is beginning to become pale and everything and that is probalby due to all her traveling for each of the premiers and all the what nots she has to do for her movie. She's just tired and her face, body and everything is no longer able to hide that. i mean damn the way she looks in those pictures is nothing like she looked like at the beginning of the promotions for the movie. But now she just looks tired. So i'm going to go ahead and say that she is probalby just tired.
I love how she looks. Yea, she does look kind of like a stuck up type of girl but that what makes her unique and well i highly doubt that she would've gotten a big role for transformers if she was really stuck up in person because then she would be difficult to work with and no one would want to work with her. Im not saying this to hate on those hatin'. I'm saying this to just try open up some other thought that some people don't open their minds too.
TRANSFORMERS WAS TEN TIMES BETTER BECAUSE OF HER! THE IMAGING AND HER PUT TOGETHER MADE THE MOVIE FRKIN AWESOME!
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Get some Proactiv dear... She's almost Angelina Jolie hot...
ALMOST... Cuz Angie didn't have to try this hard...
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Her boobs are TERRIBLE though.. I guess there is only one Angelina Jolie..
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Looks very cheap, extremely shitty tattoos. Way too much make up, her tits are gross, all saggy, empty looking and flat like pancakes. And you don't have to be into fashion to notice that she's wearing the same fuck pumps all the time. I bet this another one of those sloppy, filthy rich sluts. Either stingy or has fugly, stinkin feet. Yuck!!
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that tat on her back is hot in my opinion. it is a sick line and has a lot of meaning. the other one was not the greatest choice. i just think she wears a little too much makeup. but i ain't hatin!
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and those boobs are fucking disgusting...my god...isnt she like 20 or something? how did they sag like this, esp when she barely has any? damn
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okay for all you people out there who are hatin'. the only reason you all are saying these things is because of these pictures at a premiere. Well here is another set of pictures from this same site at a Maxim Hot100 party. if you ask me she looks 100% healthy and not too mention way better. Compare the comments here with the ones from this link: http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/05/17/megan-fox-showed-off-her-t...
after seeing these photos which are definitely not edited as they were taken by tabloids and what not. I conclude that at the LA Premiere she was probably tired from all the work she's been doing. OH, and the reason her smile was bad was because she was tired. i mean come on haven't you all tried to smile when you were tired. Especially trying to smile after you have been smiling for like 5 min straight, i mean damn my cheek muscles start twitchin like crazy and i can't hold a good natural smile. So, give her a break everyone!
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