The Bastardly Asks: What Will Hayden Panettiere Lick Next?
Thursday, June 28th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

After seeing Hayden lick a metal ass yesterday it made me reminisce of other times we've seen Hayden using that jailbait tongue of hers. So what's next????























Oral fixation much?
Oh, and that's not a bad thing... :)
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Probably Michael Jackson's balls.
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And here's her swapping spit with her tv dad...
http://tv.globo.com/ENT/Tv/Seriados/Heroes/0,,AA1569666-7932,00.html
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awww i think hayden is cute u bastards! lol.
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Sadly, Mr Chubby admits that she hasn't licked him yet.
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ROCK AND ROLL!
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I smell fish, someone need to wash his abused ass.
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I have a feeling shes gonna make Lindsay Lohan look like virgin mary...
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i see hotter girls when i go to the mall. this flusy will end up being a bigger cracked-out partier than lohan.
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And here's her licking her TV dad's tonsils:
http://tv.globo.com/ENT/Tv/Seriados/Heroes/0,,AA1569666-7932,00.html
Bigger version:
http://img130.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=40511_HaydenPanettiere_SetOf...
lol.
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shit
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Wow, this chick must give some meeaaaannn head.
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she'll be licking my penis
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Did that ass statue remind anyone else of A Clockwork Orange?
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Yea, once you've gotten used to the taste of snatch...
I'd actually watch HER sex tape.
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I'd like that tongue all around my fat cock balls not to mention rimming my ass. When she turns 18.
I'm sure she has never done such a thing yet..........
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#7 but you still prefer being sucked off by trannies am I right? certified homo that loves it up the poop shute. don't deny and pretend that u like little hayden.
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@ no. 13 that is
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this bitch is so annoying looking...not to mention spoiled, too...look at that head...looks like it is about to explode and her sausage fingers are fucking scary
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Actually the sex tape is done she just looking for a distributor.
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Her eyebrows are tasty.
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She's going to be one of those freaks when she gets older. A wilf freaky woman who goes both ways.
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She could lick my taint while I give her a big fat mushroom stamp.
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VERY SERIOUS QUESTION HERE:
When her tit pops out of her top, and we all know that will be happening any day now, will posting it on a website be Kiddie Porn?
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"What Will Hayden Panettiere Lick Next?"
It won't be Rasheed, cuz he's strictly dickly.
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wire whisk digitally inserted later
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When is the sex tape of her gonna be available?
Depraved midget. Her little gnome hands give me chills.
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