Bastardly Asks: What Are The Beckhams Gonna Do Later Tonight...?

Mr. Beckham is going to meet Mrs. Beckham's two "friends".

She has quite a nose on her, doesn't she?

Aww, how cute.

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Lucky bastard. Victoria has been looking particularly hot lately.

Well that's just sweet. Posh always looks so cold, it's nice to see some affection between her and her husband.

She's going to don a leather cone bra and thigh boots. Then put him in a ball gag, paddle his ass, then do him with a strap-on. All the while keeping that same smug and stoic expression on her face. She's such a charmer.

The thing is, when you have a huge schnoz, like she does, you don't want to lose a ton of weight because it just makes your nose even bigger.

Also, why hasn't she gotten a nose job yet? She got her boobs done -- that's way more expensive and intrusive than a simple nose job.

he looked old

nothing like some alien road!

lube up the snout and go to town...

Beckham looks so old and ugly here...and i like how he is smiley all the time...the bitch is the opposite...it is like she has to pay to crack a smile so she doesnt even do it

Plastic Posh is as phony as my pick-up lines.

I bet he is so tired of hittin' this.

Both lookin like shit and I still can't believe he's hittin that cross of a tranny and pig.

Now this dude is truly gay.

well David will be getting a rough poudnign from one of his favourite football buddies...and will be screaming oh David you are so talented and rich and awesome and the best football player there ever was, and so talented...you get the picture

Victoria will be trying to scrape the infection of her disgusting and smelly box from the other when she wore those ugly leather pants, and when she takes her bra off, she will look in the mirror and think wow I really do like a fake twat don't I.

and then sadly both of these poor excuses for human life will once again grace our media with their disgusting, flamboyant and fake bullshit.

Society is fucked

The Beckhams MUST die
Paris, Kathy and Rick Hilton MUST die
Nicole Richie MUST die
George W Bush MUST die
The cast and crew and everyone in Sunset Tan MUST Die
All the fake, plastic and vain losers MUST die

If I was a terrorist, I would blow up all of the fake and plastic idiots and leave the good, real people.

"Society is fucked

The Beckhams MUST die
Paris, Kathy and Rick Hilton MUST die
Nicole Richie MUST die
George W Bush MUST die
The cast and crew and everyone in Sunset Tan MUST Die
All the fake, plastic and vain losers MUST die"

LOL I like your style. I'd just change the order a little bit. ;)

I can't imagine they ever really have sex. With too much friction, they would transform into acrid mound of Tupperware.

Victoria will take off her robot tits and plug them in for recharging.

Becks will download fresh porn and pull the pud.

Thanks Spoonie Luv

:D

well it's not in any order and I would add, Jordan, Peter Andre and so many useless "celebrities" that only contribute to society being so fucked.

#4 got it right. It looks like he just finished and she is just pulling her head out of his lap.