Bastardly Hot or Not: Elizabeth Rohm @ YSL Pool Party
Thursday, July 5th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

YSL = Yves Saint Laurent
And the Wiki says...
Elisabeth Röhm (born April 28, 1973 in Düsseldorf, Germany) is a German-American television actress best known for playing Assistant District Attorney Serena Southerlyn on the television drama Law & Order, a role she played from 2001 to 2005.
Her first major television role was as Dorothy "Dorf" Hayes on the soap opera One Life to Live (1997). She also had recurring guest appearances on Angel as Detective Kate Lockley and a regular role on the TNT drama Bull before being cast in Law & Order. She left the series in 2005. [Wiki]

























Kinda fugly.
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The hairstyle and face don't go together.
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I'd fuck the beejeezus out of her.
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Is she a little crosseyed? I think her boobs need to grow up to match the rest of her big boned self...
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She's gorgeous. Me and Mr Chubby quit watching Law and Order when she left.
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Damn those are some fat weird feet!
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Her body needs major toning. After that...she'll be better. Right now, i'll pass...
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What #7 pointed out. Nasty and a major turn off. Face is weird looking too.
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she is ok... she is kinda too feline looking. hate the eyes...
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Too old.
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I'd like to see her in Mariska Hargiday in a lickatation situation. What up Paps.
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I'd hit it!!!
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LOL I thought she was Brook Hogan, but more feminine.
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Ah, she's real fine. She's a solid American beauty. Hot, yet not scarily exotic. Nothing on her I wouldn't lick. She's way underrated.
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Her voice annoys me more than the strangeness #7 pointed out!! yes, I would what #3 would do, but only because she's clean and intelligent, not some Teutonic beauty.
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The hair kinda reminds me of the spooge scene in "There's Something About Mary".
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I'm simultaneously attracted and repulsed. Looks decently hot now, but I see her following Delta Burke's footsteps.
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Her eyes are pretty. I liked her when she was on Angel.
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Of course she's hot. What's not to like?
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She does seem to have wide feet but you've got to admit she's pretty damn hot. No airbrushing on those photos either. That's the real Rohm. I'd bang away all night long.
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OOOOH.
she is so Hot! I would love to see those big feet high in the air. I'd kiss the bottoms..for sure!
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Ewwww.
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I'd tap that...
TWO TIMES!
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Not the best photo of her but....HOT!
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That guy behind her in the second picture looks like a guy I know named Ira. I wonder what he was doing in the Hamptons?
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