The Bastardly Minute With... Elizabeth Hurley

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Gorgeous. Shame she doesn't look like this without airbrushing nowadays!

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 11:32am
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Oh hell yeah!. Awsome MILF. Talk British to me baby!

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 11:33am
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Finally, a real woman on Bastardly.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 11:51am
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Queen of the MILFs.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 12:10pm
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Wow. She looks hot, for her age.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 12:21pm
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@#3 #4 #5> 100 % right on!! She's unreal. Super-sexy!

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 12:23pm
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The Best MILF ever....and the cutest face!! nice very nice!!!

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 12:43pm
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what??????no deregatory comments from "rasheed".......you know, man face, skin need proactive, fake boobs, photoshop to hide her wrinckles, bla, bla, bla........ahh i almost forget his middle name "TRANNIES"...........
faggot womenhater.............

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 12:48pm
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To this day, I still have no clue what Hugh Grant was thinking when he cheated on this woman. He hasn't done enough other bad things for me to theorize that it was destructive low self-esteem or an overdose of snack foods. He'd have to be walking comatose or something ...

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 1:02pm
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p4 is so memorable.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 1:07pm
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Never was really impressed by the face, but the tits look nice.
@ 9, no, I´m a tranny and faggot hater, now get of my dick, fag.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 1:28pm
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she is a super milf.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 1:31pm
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@13 tranny rasheed faggot
Never was really impressed by the face, but the tits look nice.
@ 9, no, I´m a tranny and faggot hater, now get of my dick, fag.

hahahaha.......what dick??????????

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 1:46pm
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hey rasheed your boyfriend is back!!!faggot nigger spoonie "ASSHOLE" luv.......yeeeaaa
faggots reunite.......

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 2:04pm
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one of the hottest chicks ever

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 2:15pm
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elpepe white supremacist neo-nazi swine and certified Bai Ling lover. He admitted being into bestiality too, his whole degenerated family in fact.

Snuff this worthless maggot out asap.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 2:28pm
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Spoonie Luv
elpepe white supremacist neo-nazi swine and certified Bai Ling lover. He admitted being into bestiality too, his whole degenerated family in fact.

Snuff this worthless maggot out asap.

here we go......true colors showing up.........kill. kill, kill, the first words ghetto nigger faggots learn from whore crack addict mothers....

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 2:40pm
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sorry i forgot your name spoonie "ASSHOLE" luv.......my bad nigger faggot....womenhater...

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 2:44pm
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Spoonie, let´s not be too hard on this elpepe FAG, he admitted being raped by his tranny uncle and a couple of black dudes at an early age, and is clearly still traumatized.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 2:56pm
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#21

Someone will get your ass one and you'll receive some major ass wooping. Why so much hate, cracker? Is your sister is gettgin gangbanged by the brothas or your mother? Hahaha.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 2:59pm
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Nah forget it, there's too much anger so it must be his lilly white southern bell that's bouncing up and down them black 13". lol

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 3:02pm
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meh

her and Nicole Kidman never did anything for me....

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 3:17pm
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how romantic......both faggots are reunited and they are loving it.......one question, who fuck who first??????nah doesn't matter......i'll asume nigger faggot spoonie "ASSHOLE" luv is the one doing the fucking because as we all know the faggot rasheed has no dick........
hey spoonie "ASSHOLE" luv hows your crack addict whore you call doing these days in the ghetto?? jst trying to be polite.......hahahaha you guys {faggots} crack me up........see ya bitches......

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 3:35pm
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elpepe, the only fag in this thread is your pathetic little traumatized gay ass, you just love riding the dick, it´s obvious, you tranny lover, you´re one the wrong site, look for gay buddies elsewere. Oh wait, forgot about J-fag and GoliHOMO, you might get lucky. And I know you would just love to know how big my dick is, you fag, you ain´t fooling no one.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 4:38pm
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#27

Yet more delusional garbage from nazi-faggot elhomo. To be a hick and a trannylover, I feel almost sad for this cocksmoking pile of dogshit. But to be know as Bail Ling Lover I think that must be the most humiliating label for this maggot.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 4:48pm
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hahahahaha faggot dickless hiteria......you go girl........

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 4:50pm
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Man....I clicked on this hoping for Elizabeth Berkley. I was just as pleased though. She's hot. Her attitude seems a little...dry...but she's a killer in the looks department.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 5:28pm
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Your time is up anyway. Fuck off to your KKK chapter. I always suspected that the Klan is just miserable group of retarded, white faggots that meet for circle suck offs.You are the perfect example for this theses. Yup, and don't forget to take your Bai Ling doll with you. Incestous, diseased hick.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 5:30pm
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was very hot back in the day but must have issues if hugh was willing to bang ugly whores in public risking the relationship. still, hot for an older lady.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 7:07pm
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Rasheed says, "@ 8, LOL @ GoliHOMO, trying to act like he´s into women who actually look feminine."

Wow, look at that, yet another (NON)original.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 8:51pm
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Rasheed says, "Spoonie, let´s not be too hard on..."

Huh?? I thought that's what two booty bandits like yourselves would want. Wow, you learn somethin' new every day.

P.S. It's cute how you two have each others backsides. LMBAO!!

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 9:02pm
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Rasheed's a cunt.. end of story..

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 9:34pm
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as far as elizabeth hurley's concerned, i'd do her anywhere,anytime.. and thats a compliment..

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 9:38pm
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Big Papi, the distance between the hotness of Miss Hurley and the pale aneroxic Nicole Kidman is so vast I literally can't comprenend it. With all due respect, compare Liz H. with someone more appropriate, like, oh, I don't know, anyone who doesn't burst in to flames on a partly sunny day. Respectfully.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 11:03pm
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sniper says, "Rasheed’s a cunt.. end of story.."

With that being known, suicide is the only option.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 11:12pm
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Starrica @31 Me and you, total mind-meld on this smokin hottie! I'm Bedazzled!

Friday, July 6th, 2007 @ 12:20am
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#1 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMILF

Friday, July 6th, 2007 @ 3:08am
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How lovely, Rasheed and Spoonie Luvs-taking-in-the-ass have joined their (gay) forces. Let´s not forget they live quite near each other. Rasheed, the stupid muslim in the Netherlands and and Spoonie in Germany. Guess how many times they´ve been fucked up by supremacist group members there...

Saturday, July 7th, 2007 @ 2:07pm
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Sarah = FAKE ID should be banned for using fake ID's! Is now going through every thread of the last two weeks posting SHIT. Cunt, I can smile your fake ass up to here. Fuck you whoring your way through the world. Are you mentally challenged? Very likely because of your Hep-C and syphillis infections!

Saturday, July 7th, 2007 @ 7:45pm
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"Guess how many times they´ve been fucked up by supremacist group members there…"

In fact that has never happended, you worthless piece of shit. I can see that you have never been to Germany, your ignorance is evident. Instead you must have gotten continously raped by gangs of bums and hobos. Isn't that so, std infested whore?!? The only men you probably ever had and will have because they didn't care that you were and still are fuglier than an old, rotten, grimy and used up hag. Trolling aids bitch piss off and don't fake anymore ID's did you understand that, you fugly twat?

Sunday, July 8th, 2007 @ 2:14am
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Jesus Christ..."she" really got upset with me. In fact I´ve been to Germany you dumb fuck. Twice to Bavaria (near Weiden) and as far as I saw they did not like having blacks there. They can stand your presence for not being called racists (since they have that image because of their crimes during the second world war). There are lots of right wing parties there and supremacist groups as well. You should have known better. But I´m not a racist, seriously. The only black person I hate is you, and I´m very honest about that. It´s ridiculous that you pose as the "defender" of all black people in the world, but for that you have the need to trash every single one who is not black nor agrees with you, you son of a crack whore.

And don´t assume someone is who you want this person to be just because he or she doesn´t like your fucking repetitive hateful comments. I´m not Cathy/Cato, I´m just not crazy to put my address or any link that could possibly help a crazy fuck like you finding me, because insane people scare the hell out of me.

And you can go fuck yourself and die, little piece of shit. People are getting really tired of your comments and it was only the hate I found on them that made me write what I wrote.

And talking about STDs´all the time? That´s probably what your mother had during the pregnancy that (unfortunatelly) made you. Some diseases affect the baby´s brain, and that explains a lot about you. In case you have a brain, of course.

Sunday, July 8th, 2007 @ 2:33pm
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So you've been a little bit to the south and you stayed in a fucking little ass village and you think you know Germany. No, you don't know SHIT!!! You fucking dumb ignorant WHORE!!! I fucking hate dumb, mouthy cunts like you. I can't believe your fucking ignorance.!!! I lived my whole live here, Fotze!!! I travelled excessively trough Germany due to to my profession. The only parts that are really dangerous for people with a dark skin color are the Eastern German parts of the Federal Republic, in particular rural areas. You have an incredible anachronistic view about Germany and what and who a German is and should be. Almost 35% of the population have a mixed ethnic background already. All the big and important cities are diverse (but a bunch smaller towns too), people of turkish, arab, african, yugoslavian (serbia, croatina, bosnian), spanish, italian origin etc... 2nd, 3rd and 4th Generation of (working) migrants. You obviously don't know anything about this, it's mindboggling what kind of chlichès and stereoptypes you are coming up with. Yeah, we have a couple of right-wing extremist parties so does everybody else in Europe. That's sad but no big deal. As I said we are dealing with it and we will crush them (also the neo-nazi swines that are not organised in those parties). They almost have no influence at all. They don't have one seat in our parliament, ony a few in 3 out of 16 federal states. So you better shut your fucking mouth.

Let me tell you again:

1. Don't get involved in other peoples stuff 2. Don't talk about shit you don't hardly anything about 3. Don't form your opinons (more like predjudisms) about another persons just because you managed to read a couple of posts 4. Get off my fucking back, BITCH!

You are a fucking disgrace, you dirty, ignorant, uneducated, malinchista bitch. I despise dumb ass "latinas" like you, you are a worthless fuck bag. And I'm sure you are a dirty, fugly cunt because your mother was always one and is still a fucking cheap 1$ streethooker.

Sunday, July 8th, 2007 @ 9:08pm
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, he/she wasted his/her time answering this...such an ass. Due to your profession? What is it? Smuggling? Fuck off and stop using "we". You´re not a German.

Sunday, July 8th, 2007 @ 9:25pm
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And when I said I was "latin" I meant I´m from one of the "neo latin language countries", dumb asshole. Not a "latina" like those cheap whores in the US.

Sunday, July 8th, 2007 @ 9:28pm
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Are you dumb bitch?!? That is like saying all of them british blacks, asians etc are NOT british. The same goes for migrants and their children in the U.S. Or France or Canada. What an IGNORANT piece of shit. You are so ignorant that my dick would fall asleep, it hates ignorant whores like you too. You could look like Nemcova or any other hot babe but as soon as that huge pile of verbal garbage would jump out your filthy yap, it would die down.

Yeah of course I answered your despicable lies, stereotypes and clichès those cannot go through uncommented.

“neo latin language countries”

What the fuck should that be? Did you invent that idiotic term all by yourself? Neo retarded BITCH!

Now you look like a real dumb bitch, do your realize that? And that's exactly what you are in real life too.

Sunday, July 8th, 2007 @ 11:15pm
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#48

I mean let's face it: you are a ignorant, bold racist whore who is trolling the place once again under a fake ID. You thought you could prevail with this shitty little game but you was wrong, now you look like the total fool that was once unknown but everybody on TB knows now you are indeed racist, ignorant, you have fucking big mouth and now knowledge of anything. You are basically fucked up. That's what you are and likely will always be, because you are fucking retarded and degenerated.

Sunday, July 8th, 2007 @ 11:39pm
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Spoonie "Meine Liebling" (yes, because you make my day every time I come here although I´m starting to get bored):

There are countries whose mother languages are the five neo latin ones, because they are derived from the original Latin, you stupid ignorant asshole: Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, French and Romanian. I could be from any of these countries and still be happy because nothing can be worse than being a misplaced black dude in Germany. Still, let me tell you again: I´m not a racist. The only black person I despise is YOU. Because you use the fact you´re part of a minority as an excuse to trash whoever disagrees with you. You call anyone who disagrees with you a faggot, tranny lover or fascist but you never have a reasonable point. The racist and fascist one is YOU. But your racism is closely related to your low self-esteem. Instead of trying to cure your self acceptance problem, you come here to make your despicable miserable mediocre life better by trashing other people. And I am just so fucking right...since being trashed was something you did not like yourself. The hate, anger and curse in your answers showed that.

And finally: "You thought you could prevail with this shitty little game but you was wrong". YOU WAS? I will cut you some slack and think you miss typed it.

And don´t take this so seriously: Life is beautiful...

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 3:34pm
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Neo-latin my ass that term doesn't even exist you SICK RACIST CUNT, Cato/Cathy/Sarah. The ones you quoted are widely known as roman languages and you forgot Räto-Romanisch from Switzerland. Latin isn't even counted as a roman language. Yeah roman languages have their roots in antique Latin but they are NOT latin languages. You are so fucking dumb and big mouthed it is disgusting. Even when you have been proven wrong now dozens of times you still are acting ignorant and insist on being right. That makes you even dumber! You are sick to the head, really. to troll this excessively under now 4 or 5 faked ID's is creepy. You should really see some psychiatric help. What sad, ignorant and racist piece of crap you must really be in real life.

Monday, July 9th, 2007 @ 8:48pm
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The one who needs help is you, I´ve already suggested that on post 53 and another one. You´re not even original in your hateful rampage, for crying out loud!!! Go find a shrink before you start commiting massive murders.

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 3:11pm
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What a pathetic way of avoiding the issue. What about those "neo-latin languages"? You are a sad case of ignorance.

Ignorant, bold and sick. Those three words describe you perfectly. You need help but not on TB!

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 @ 7:20pm
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Avoiding the issue? How come? I CLOSED THE ISSUE BECAUSE I AM RIGHT AND I´VE MADE MY POINT, ASSHOLE. You come up with stuff that you find on online encyclopedias and tries to impose your fucking stupid arguments to me, an University graduate? Are you crazy? Oh, I forgot, yes you are insane. Go take in the ass while you listen to Sarah Connor.

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 @ 9:05pm
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"I CLOSED THE ISSUE BECAUSE I AM RIGHT AND I´VE MADE MY POINT, ASSHOLE.

Sadly you are confusing lies, half truths, allegations and unscientific theses with a logical and substantiated, convincing line of reasoning. Where is the prove, where are the sources that could substantiate your argumentation and half-truths, where is the substance and the logical approach? You are just mad because I have proven you to be wrong. Your lame replies indicate that.

University graduate? Yeah of course, and a penthouse owner in N.Y.C, a debate queen and last but not least a hot looking chick that's gets offers being a supermodel because others allegedly say you look like a cross of Arcuri and Bellucci. Crazy? You? No way!

And bear in my sucking off every dude on campus and getting trainbanged at binge drinking parties doesn't make you an academic.

Totally delusional, you absolutely lost it Sarah/Cato/Cathy. You are fucked and with every post you are making yourself more ridiculous.

Friday, July 13th, 2007 @ 5:59pm
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LOL. You´re a funny fag, Samwell/Spoonie...I saw your video on UTube. "I said what what in the butt"...fucking great, by the way.

Friday, July 13th, 2007 @ 9:39pm
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Lame. You're syphillis is acting up and very fast fucking up your left brain cells. Typical faggot move. What a FAKE wannabe-cunt!

Friday, July 13th, 2007 @ 11:33pm
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"She" knows so much about STDs...I thought muslims´s dicks were clean since they don´t have foreskin...are you being fucked by someone else than Rasheed??? Yes, I thought so...

Sunday, July 22nd, 2007 @ 7:04pm
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@#3 - Ditto. Hope it's the start of a new trend, but I doubt it.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 12:43pm
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Still a very hot babe although those pics are heavily photoshopped. She doesn't need it I have seen candids and she looked fine.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 1:08pm
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@ 8, LOL @ GoliHOMO, trying to act like he´s into women who actually look feminine.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 1:32pm
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Well cracker, the fact is a neo-nazi shit eating queer like you is digging Bail Ling NOT Rasheed.

Thursday, July 5th, 2007 @ 1:49pm
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Rasheed: Will you be playing be Beyoncè today, Spoonie?

Spoonie: Yeah, habib, you know how much I like your circumcised dick, but let me suck it off first.

Saturday, July 7th, 2007 @ 2:10pm
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You´re more ignorant than I thought.

Sunday, July 8th, 2007 @ 9:29pm
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