Jessica Biel vs. Jessica Alba - The Bastardly Jessica Matchup

Ooh its 50/50 after my vote! I'd have to say Alba, but not with how skinny she's looking in this pic!

If alba can make biel look fat, then theres got to be something wrong with her.

Makeup :/

It's not the best photo of both of them, but Biel has my vote.

omg, jessica alba is not skinny!!!! WTF you people are sick...nicole richie IS skinny, now theres a big difference between being anorectic and healthy!!! Haters!

jessica alba has always had midget legs

Jessica Alba, even though she looks so disproportional in this picture.

Now this is disgusting stuff, two filthy dog loving sluts.

Is it just me, cuz I'm looking at them thinking both of them have some pretty average looking faces.

Biel is a big bulldyke, no question that Alba wins this one!

i prefer the ass

Anybody that voted for Alba is fucked in the head. Jessica Biel is by far the hottest chick on the planet right now...she puts the geeky and skinny Jessica Alba to shame.

Alba... but close,very close.

Biel!!! SHE is healthy, not that fading-away thing next to her. I am really sorry for Alba, I hope she'll get better.

Oh goodness, can you find a worse picture of the 2 of them? Goodness, if they looked like that walking their dogs in Manhattan, they wouldn't get a look except by desperate souls!

Has to be Alba, at least she was born as a female. Biel, good to see you are off the juice, please stay clean.

I'm gonna go with Biel because you can tell she gives bjs. No way Alba gives head. Too full of herself.

That is one ugly picture of jessica alba

you guys should run that picture of jessica biel's long tongue again.
that could win the day for her.

Those stupid sluts with them ugly dogs have serious issues. Yeah and both look shitty in those pics.

Both have nice bodies and ugly faces.

Biel is definitely hotter. And she doesn't talk stuff like Alba does, which automatically makes her the beautiful one. She looked way better in GQ than Alba did.

Biel is obviously the healthy one here. Alba's got some major issues. She was hot...like 6 years ago. SHe's just overrated. And I agree Biel's GQ pics were much better than Alba's. Her head is just huge and she's got a five head. That's why she's wearing the hat. She's not aging well, that's for sure.

Alba is not charming, or beautiful. She's a conceited, talentless girl. and She's always complaining about one thing or another or talking about her looks.

"Oh I hope they can get past my hotness!"

"I have curves cause my aunts are fat. I can't help it."

"I don't know why people are obsessed with my butt!"

"I'm sick of getting the sexy roles!"

Biel is it for me. Definitely.

Hahaha Jessica Alba makes Biel look fat, that's hilarious.

Jessica Alba . . . all day and all night

What is it with everyone saying Biel is healthy? She herself said that she eats little and works out from 3 to 6 hours a day to have that body. I would call that obsessive, not exactly healthy. And I definitely think it shows, since, like I said, she has way too developed muscles for a female who's not an athlete.
But obviously neither of them is or looks anorexic and both of the girls are pretty, if we don't take this horrible picture into consideration.

A few years ago it would have been Alba in a heartbeat, but her reluctance to take it off and being a bitch to fans puts Biel ahead. Plus that fat ass of hers could take a serious pounding.

Oh, definitely Alba. Biel looks too pasty and look at how big her arms are, compared to Alba's toned arms.

Biel's face is gross.

^^^who cares, as long as she's biting the pillow....

gosh, in this picture both look really average! but if I had to choose.....well, i'd like to have 2 penisis!

Greedy me wants a Jessica sandwich. Toss in Jessica Simpson for some triple decker action.

why are jessica alba's legs so short??? lol

the dogs look better...

she is a sensual cock sucking little whore. the dog dick licking little bitch

Without lighting and airbrushing and make up, Alba just looks average. Point for Biel!

Both overrated and nasty faces

And Alba thinks she's hot. Not without professional make up artists and lighting experts. And girl needs to put on some weight in her upper body, badly. She's got major baggage under the eyes.

The Biel FTW, obviously.

Biel looks so very beautiful here. I love her!

I agree with you Markus, the dogs look better......I'd rather fuck the dogs than these 2 average looking ho's

Alba used to be bangin when she actually ate....i'd take Biel ova dat lame hoe anyday. yessir.

I am in love with Jessica Biel! she is wonderful

You know what I love about this picture???? The fact that is is a candid shot without makeup. You get to see them for what they are---------AVERAGE looking. Everyone sees the airbrushed professional makeup pictures of both of these girls and they fall all over them. This just goes to show that it is all SMOKE AND MIRRORS with a lot of these stars. I am not saying they are ugly but they are not as awesome as people think. I just think it makes most of us feel pretty good about ourselves. These 2 girls are voted the hottest chicks in America and I have seen so many people that look 100% better than them. Hollywood is such a gimic.

ofcourse hollywood is fake, only angelina jolie,liv tyler, and a couple of other look good in person, most of them are average, ive seen better looking girls that are not even famous,

============Alba is scary without the makeup and all of that good stuff. Funny, she is only on Hot Lists when she's going to be in a movie. Any other time, it's like she doesn't even exist. I like it better that way.

Leema

Biel has a better ass.. but that’s it.
Albe beats her on everything else.

Yeah. Alba beats her at having a flat chest, a five head, and short stubby legs.

The makeup people and the photographers should be the ones getting the awards for covering up all of the ugliness of Hollywood!

OMG! Biel's body is out of control. I used to like alba but shes overrated, skinny, and CANNOT act. She said she has curves cuz if her family...WHAT CURVES??? people who think alba is hot obviously hasnt been to south beach!!!

It pains me to say it, considering Alba's awsome, But I'd take Biel for the killer athletic and smokin body.

A few more HIGH resolution Jessica Biel pics. Ha!

http://www.jlaforums.com/album.php?search=biel&search_cond=description&s...

http://www.jlaforums.com/album.php?search=biel&search_cond=title&sort_or...

They even out.. 50/50..they are both gorgeous,this isn't the greatest picture of them...BUT,most pictures we see of celebrities have been altered and airbrushed...We think they are "PERFECT"but..they are just EVERYDAY people like us,with lots of money.

whatEVUH!
it was me who sent this pic in to show everyone just how goddamn BORING and plain (abeit the both of them arent looking their best in tis pic) jessica BIEL is!!
any guy would definitely say jessica alba is the hottest out of them in this pic!
and any girl would rather look like jessica alba in this pic rather than the BIEL-MIESTER
o_o

my god, open your eyes people!

=O

Next to Alba, Biel does look huge. I think the leather and chain are a nice touch on Biel's part, but Alba's purple brings out her color more. Shame both of them have just terrible panting issues. Biel should really get one of those scraper things: plaque tongues are not sexy on young actresses.

^ ^ agreed
alba is gross, biel is fuckin smokin

LMFAOOOOOOOO
ALBAZ BODY LUKS FUG N FUNNY
HAHHA!

They both look awful. Jess Alba looks like a boy. And needs to leave the fake tan alone. Her natural skin tone is nice enough. Whats wrong with her legs? I never noticed how loooooong her torso is. Kinda freaky. And she does actually make Biel look big. I dnt like Biel either though. She looks like a bunny rabbit. But shes not at all fat so it speaks volumes about Alba's drastic weight loss.

they both look crap. but in this pic biel looks far more attractive. albas body looks really strange and her face looks awful but biel still looks average and i usually prefer alba when shes made up.

omg. jessica albas body looks weird here, these are not good pictures.

they look better than this.

I'm doing a bastardly act right now!

Ah you're so cruel. Can't we just have both? But they do look weird on this picture. Anywhoo, I'm going with Alba, because if you look at other pictures, especially the beach ones, Biel is much more bulky and too muscular (like a body builder), while Alba is lean yet curvy and just more feminine.

I'm surprised the world didn't implode with those two hotties that close together. Whew!

Jessica Alba is so fucked up! She's JUST ANOTHER ANOREXIC BITCH, motherfuckers.
Jessica Biel is HOT and HEALTHY!

this is Alba? Gross. That's a damn long neck girl! OMG and her head is huge! There are those shoulders of hers that seem to be walking ahead of her all the time. Nasty.

E. Normous Johnson

Anybody that voted for Alba is fucked in the head. Jessica Biel is by far the hottest chick on the planet right now…she puts the geeky and skinny Jessica Alba to shame.

^ jessica alba is the product when SHAME eats too much STUPIDITY!!!!! the whole family sucks

Biel has a better ass.. but that's it.
Albe beats her on everything else.

E. Normous Johnson

Anybody that voted for Alba is fucked in the head. Jessica Biel is by far the hottest chick on the planet right now…she puts the geeky and skinny Jessica Alba to shame.

i like beil as well. lol alba is an annoying bag of shwag with too many seeds... remember everyone? "mexiacans just spread their seeds.....they just pop them out!"
jess, get out oversized, egotistical, acne-faced head OUT of your used up fat ass.
beil beil beil!!!!! id give my left but to fuck beil

PS, great name, E. Normous Johnson!!!!!!

Alba's legs are short and stubby and her torso is long and skinny. Her body is definitely misproportioned. BIel is beautiful, healthy and not stuck up like Alba is.

i vote 4 alba cuz she iz tha shit...........
she rocks......luv u

f%^k biel.............
she iz not tha shit.........she nothin but i like her movie..........

Thats so hard!!! I love them both!!!