Britney Spears Smoking & On Her Way To Hotness
Thursday, July 12th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Cigarettes, although many claim it's more deadly than pounding Big Macs, I have to say that the entire industry has gotten a bad wrap over the years. Alcohol, unprotected sex & fast food joints should get more blame for the fatass state of 1st world economies. Cigarettes, on the other hand, when consumed in healthy doses by skinny, hot chicks is a great thing for society, damn it!!
And for those of you bastards who're wondering what it tastes like to make out w/ a smoker: Please stand to the side & keep wondering.
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maybe in her dreams.
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how is possible that i girl that once was really hot, let it self go so much and turn in to this piece of Shit!! it's just SAD!!
My Prediction......She will kill her self....5 years tops...
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true, her downfall is scary. She used to be effing hot.
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She is still really pretty and I think she is cooler now. She doesn't care what she looks like so she is not all made up and airbrushed all of the time. There are unflattering photos of her but it doesn't mean she isn't pretty, she just isn't "done" for the cameras. Also, maybe she won't "kill herself in 5 years" because you don't think she is hot. Maybe she will find another reason to live.
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great comment ---(No 4)
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She isn't ugly just very plain looking. But damn if she doesn't look like 25 going on 45.
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I just don't understand her boobs. That's it.
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For the record, kissing a girl who smokes is not hot; it tastes bad.
And it's not that Britney is ugly (she's not), it's that she's a bloody worthless piece of human garbage that even Satan wouldn't want in hell.
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^^ hahaha
yeah, she isnt ugly...just average but looks good when done up....she is very stupid, though
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jump, jump, jump, jump...JUMP!!!!!
kissing girls who smoke isn't so bad...it makes for skankier sex actually...
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She´s Brandine Spuckler.
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She has a major case of shneck going on.. And she looks like she smells a lot.. A shower perhaps? Or are your stank nappy shit extensions going to fall out if so?? The entire world has seen her nasty old beat up vag and she still thinks she is the shit.. Arrested devolpement..
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Okay #4 there is a difference between not caring what you look like and not giving a damn. Look at her!!! Every time that we see pictures of her she looks like crap, and I know what you mean, she doesn't have to spend 4 hours getting ready just to go out and get groceries but she could take SOME pride in herself. She's a young woman and a mother who has money and she acts and looks like she is living in a trailer park(not that there's anything wrong with that). The only reason she used to be "hot" WAS because she was made up by stylists, had a workout trainer, etc. This is the real Britney and it's a shame. She unattractive more so because of her actions than her looks. She's a slob.
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Kissing a smoker is like kissing an ashtray.
A warm, moist, desperately hot ashtray.
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I'm so sick of this slut. I wish she'd die already.
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what a washed-up star... so young, and already fat. Makes me shudder what she'll look like 10 years from now.
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Would look more at home in a trailer park... or a zoo.
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in a word...nasty. just plain ol' nasty. a bet she tastes like a 300 pound trucker.
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Put that piece of shit back in her trailer where she belongs and stop offending us with her fucking fuglieness FFS!!
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10 ur uglier, what a stupid nutjob!
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she is hot, u guys are crazy, SHES SMOKING HOT
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she is a legend
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Nick i agree!!
Who cares if she smokes most of the population smoke..maybe its not healthy for yeah but who really cares, if it calms you or makes yeah happy thats all that really matters..I have never smoked, but my mum does, i wish that she doesnt because it is causing her health problems but, if it calms her and people who smoke have a less stressful happier life, let them..
well gotta go
luv yas xx becky xx
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THANK U THANK U, people can smoke if they want, you people are dumb for bashing her, your probbly jealous of her, she gets more photos&publicy in a day then you guys get in a life time!!, shes a legend and u all need to pay her respect, shes a icon, and you disrespecting her isnt cool, you must like something about her if u comment on her&talk about her alot,
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I doubt she will kill herself. And she still looks better then Jennifer aniston, Sandra Oh, and Beyonce. Even jessica simpson
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