Alessandra Ambrosio Brings The Weekend Links!!

First! Smoking!

Skeletal, Many horse face, no female sex characteristics (except the ones they draw on with photoshop).

If you like this "woman", I question your sexuality.

she has no eyes. she has 2 dots on her face.

Fucking hot!

HEY JOE BLOW. BLOW ME FUCKWIT

The single most gorgeous woman walking the planet.

Small eyes, big nose, long face, big chin. That's the OPPOSITE of attractive! LOL.

i'm pretty sure if you guys were in the room with adri and ale... comparing both would be the last thing on your mind.

She's HOT....but i give Adriana lima # 1 and this girl # 2....

nah, if ale and adrina were in the same room they most likely look average, how beautiful they look photoshop, but without all that they are just average girls, i

yuo cant compare two average looking girls in the same room

and alessandras face is half of adrianas, bones

Awesome green bikini on page 4! Super hot female with a manly face!? One of life's great mysteries I guess...

there's no address when the lohan/lesbian link gets pressed....

she has a weird long face

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO IS SOOOOO HOT.

I AM SPEACHLESS AGAIN.

ALL I CAN DO RIGHT NOW IS APPRECIATE HER INTENSE BEAUTY AND SENSUALITY.

jesus man this girl is ugly. i really hate to be mean because who knows, she could be a nice person, its just that shes soooo overrated and it annoys the fuck out of me that there are so many fags out there. not that im a homophobe. but the ale obsession is weird. shes manly.......
am i the only guy left who is attracted to WOMEN? and not ugly

gaining 20 lbs (yes 20!!) and shaving her eyebrows off and drawing them on higher would help.

finally some ale...i was getting a little bored with adriana. she's hot and all, but ale's my number 1, and the bastardly's number 1, so she's the one we should be see so much of.

Shwete.

Ill take take Ale or Adriana, there both gorgeous :)

she takes great photos. way better than adriana. alessandra is number 1!

I think Ale's way underrated. It's funny, people say she's masculine and then they point out all of her feminine feature as arguments to prove their point. Her eyes are extremely feminine I don't even have to point that out. She does have big facial features, and that's bad since when? She has a long heart shaped gentle face with perfect skin (I know I say that a lot, but it's true, what kind of a girly man would have her face?) and yes, she's petite with a defined waste and round breasts and long legs...when did that become masculine?? On top of that, her makeup is very natural and even with none on, she still looks great. Nothing wrong with that. And hey, why is she overrated? She keeps a rather low profile compared to Lima.

b-don - Drawn on eyebrows are nasty.

What's with those freakazoid eyes??? She looks like a cat. PLEASE check out her candids on "The Skinny Website". There is the real Ale, she looks like a boy in those pics without airbrushing and makeup. She has no shape, skinny as a rail. I don't know sometimes she looks really good but after seeing these I truly believe most of it is all smoke and mirrors.

Fine, Ale and Adrianna do owe some gratitude to Photoshop, but most people would still look uglier even after years of airbrushing.

Horse-face !!!
Certainly much better-looking women than her.

i used to think she was hot until i saw the previous post with her and her new boyfriend. airbrushing really does wonders for her

This girl is naturally gorgeous, the candids are only proof to that.

wahaha..i had a feeling that alessandra will be the next appreciation fortnight stuff..

if i said something about this chick many will turn there ass on me..however @lemon if you think shes underrated you are all wrong dude..this skinny narcissisist fag is def overrated..
dont argue..

but to be fair enough shes pretty in her own right..period..

Yes, Alessandra looks feline, super sexy and exotic.

She is the cat I want to my life. I am not into avarage looking girls.

bcoz they are. lol

bellissima

cute

lovely

ale looks like a man. enough said. she is a rail, its so gross.

I think she's gorgeous. I don't know why the haters bash her so much. She even looks great in the candids.

She'd get the fizz....

Man I missed this. Adriana LIma is beautiful, but Alessandra is the one that's won me over. I se all these hate posts, yet she was voted numero uno by all you bastards.

She's good looking, just needs to do some nude modeling.

not saying i wouldn't jizz on them, BUT THEY ARE NOT THE ONLY FEMALES ON THE PLANET THIS ISN'T BC DAMNIT!!

Lovely regal feline eyes... she truly deserves the #1 spot.

right #41

that guys is dumb because without anything, she is really average, so what is he talking about?

he doesnt like average girls, but thats what alessandra is, what a dumb ass.

Its amazing some of you guys say adri is drop dead gorgeous
but Ale is only good looking with makeup, lights, and photoshopp.
The pendulum swings BOTH ways. If Ale is smoke and mirrors SO IS adri!!!
adri looks great in photoshoots
average in candids
and crappy in real life

Here's a bunch of candids of Adriana, mostly from her prime (before her weight gain):

casperchristophersen.com/candids/candids.html

There's quite a few with Alessandra as well.

Anyone who tries to make Alessandra and Adriana out as "average" or "crappy" is simply speaking out of jealousy. The average girl is not 5'10" with approx. 33-23-33 measurements. Yes, they're human too. Yes, they have flaws. Yes, they have bad pictures. But they're not getting paid millions of dollars because they're average. Bitch please.

pstroyer
Ale is 5'9 adri is 5'10
i think Ale is above average, adri is just plain average
oh and the reason adri gets paid millions is because
she looks good with makeup lights and photoshopp
with her eyes half opened and lip plumped
Ale is truly gorgeous, hottest woman

I know Ale is shorter (more average height) than Adri. I just wrote 5'10" because that's what Adri is.

Ale is the only one of the two who has had cosmetic surgery. She admitted it on the Tyra Banks show.

I like Adri even more on the runway and in her commercials and there's no "photoshop" there. You don't photoshop footage like that because the footage is 25-30 frames per second.

LMAO. Are you kidding me, Pstroyer? Are you living in year 1963? Of course you can photoshop videos! How do you think they made it look like Lindsay Lohan is a twin in the Parent Trap? I could think of plently of other examples too but you may not be familiar with them but of course you've heard of the parent trap. Oh please!

pstroyer
gisele- boob and nose job
ale- eyes pinned back
adri- lip and boob job
count it that makes three

Adriana has had plastic surgery and its obvious. Her lips are fake and there are before pictures to prove it. (Go to celebrity plastic surgery sites).
But I'm not the kind of person to judge people for having plastic surgery. I don't understand why people get so worked up when someone has plastic surgery. I think people can have plastic surgery and still be beautiful, as long as it looks natural. If someone wants to improve themselves physically, why not have plastic surgery? I myself would never have it because I'm fine with what nature gave me and I'm too afraid to have it, but I don't judge people who have had it. I will admit that I HAVE made fun of people who have had ridiculous plastic surgery like Pamela Anderson, or others, but I have no problem with people having plastic surgery as long as it looks natural. It doesn't take away from their beauty and people should calm down. Who cares if someone is "fake" as long as they look natural? Does it somehow affect you? Nope, i don't think so. The only thing that would concern me is if a woman has a TON of plastic surgery. Then it would strike me that she is very insecure and just weird, but there's nothing wrong with small procedures like Botox, lip injections (as long as they're not overdone), lyposuction (though i think it's a bit ridiculous since you could easily lose the weight without surgery), etc.

Basically, plastic surgery is acceptable as long as you still look like yourself afterward and not like some superficial clown with ridiculous features like Pamela Anderson breasts, Lisa Rhinna lips, etc. Ashlee Simpson had her nose done and good for her. People went too crazy after she did it. BIG DEAL, not! She just had the bump off her nose removed.

Tiger,

That's not photoshop. Photoshop is a specific program used mainly for editing still-images. I believe video capabilities were added to Photoshop CS3 (the latest version) but all the stuff you talk about are special effects done in compositing applications such as Combustion, After Effects and so on. And yes, such software IS used in professional commercials but very rarely would you go in and remove Adriana Lima's moles frame by frame like you might do with a still image. Why? Because it's extremely time-consuming and expensive to do that on, say, 2 minutes of footage when the footage is 25-30 images PER second. I know the term "photoshop" is slowly becoming a general term for all sorts of image-processing but that's not actually what the term means.

Finding a candid where Adriana is tightening her lips or whatever and comparing it to a photo shoot where they have used specific make-up to make her lips look fuller does NOT prove anything. I have videos from when she was 14 and 15 and her lips look like they always have. Nor has she had breast surgery. Where is the proof of that? You can't prove shit. Her boobs don't look like big silicone tits in candids. They look 100% natural. If you could show me a big scar on her boob or something, then your claims might have some validity. Until then, they are nothing but thin air. And in Alessandra's case, we have her own word that she has had cosmetic surgery so that I believe.

Anyway, I think I have wasted enough time today on you fuckheads. Sayonara!

Haha, yes, I know. The term photoshop is overused. I meant video editing program, not photoshop, but everyone calls any digital editing program photoshop nowadays. I still stand by my beliefs though. All victoria's secret commercials are edited. There are special effects and lighting. If an amateur filmed a commericial and didn't edit it, the lighting surely wouldn't look like that. My father has a professional video camera, and none of the videos we made look so perfect. The victoria's secret commercials almost looks dreamy, and that's an effect. And i'm not saying this in a bad way or biased way. Sure I may not be an Adriana fan and I sometimes bash her, but it's not about that. I'm talking about all commercials, even ones including my favorite models or actors or whoever may be in the commericial. It was a general statement.

tsk tsk...did some1 said that video can be photoshoped?dumb..

Ale is pretty but no way gorgeous (i saw 1 candid picture where she looked really pretty, though...even better then Adriana)...but generally, she really looks plain compared to Lima...esp when their posts are back to back. She has sexy, cat eyes with eyemake up but without it, she looks scary. Like pic #3...her eyes are almost straight...and her nose is really looong. You can see it from her profile view but not otherwise because it doesnt have a bad shape and suits her face.

@ 2, I agree, just look at that last post where she didn´t wear any make up, bitch looked like a dude, no tits, no ass, fugly horseface, no thanks, I´m into real women.

Bitch looks like a fuckin stick insect!

You fuckin' homos want to fuck a praying mantis? How fuckin gay can you get!

pstroyer

only cause they are tall doesnt make them pretty,

they have average faces in real life, come on, look at gisele she is not pretty and she gets paid alot what do you have to say about that?

im not going to lie about the way someone looks, if someone is truly beautiful and even looks good in candids ill be like "wow she is truly beautiful," but this is not the case ale is too skinny and has an average face, and adriana looks weird in her recent candids, so average faces,

kristen kreuk, aishwarya, petra, mila kunis, and angelina jolie, now these girls are truly beautiful,

i want to see more of them, they are naturally beautiful in most candids,
and they dont even get paid as much as the vs models, so pstroyer you dont make any sense, if theres someone im jealous about its not the vs models

Angelina Jolie was nice in her prime. One of my all-time favorites. Her face is so iconic and those lips alone earn her a top position on my list. Looks like a skeleton nowadays though.

Aishwarya has always been a favorite of mine but her body never wow'ed me the way some supermodels wow me when they walk down the catwalk on them fine ass legs. I prefer Claudia Lynx over Aishwarya, she's more of an A-face / A-body combination.

Here's some pictures:
casperchristophersen.com/lynx/

Petra vs. Adriana. Classic vs. exotic. Pretty vs. sexy. I like more exotic looks. I find them sexier (this list is about sexy). Doesn't mean I can't appreciate other types of beauty though. Doutzen Kroes and Josie Maran are two other beautiful women but again, more classic beauties. Preference, preference, preference...

Mila Kunis and Kristen Kreuk. Meh...

"and they dont even get paid as much as the vs models"

I'm certain Angelina Jolie and Aishwarya Rai get paid way more than Adriana Lima :)

What an ugly whore! blech! Not even remotely feminine.

Only a faggot would find that attractive. Looks like a teenage boy. No hips, no butt, flat in the front, flat in the back, boney, sinewy muscles, like a teenage boy.

UGLY WHORE. You are all faggots.

56 nutjob!

pstroyer
here a quick hint: for humans the bottom lip should be 1.5 times larger than the top lip
claudia is very pretty, but 2nd row, pic on the left
shows her lips the exact same size if not the top lip bigger
it could be lighting or the world's greatest lip plumper
yet it could also be injections as well, I am not sure though

pstroyer
the pic in the middle, 1st row, is probably what her lips look
like with no makeup and lighting.

Claudia Lynx is gorgeous and i've thought so for a few years now. The only problem is that she looks like a whore. I mean, who does her makeup and dresses her??! I'm sure she's naturally beautiful, but that makeup is way over the top and she wears such trashy clothes (look at her candid pics and you'll see what I mean). Also, her pictures are too photoshopped that they look unreal. Some of them literally end up looking like drawings, and not real photographs (for example: http://www.claudialynxfan.com/Photos/Download/CLAUDIA6.jpg and http://www.rozanehmagazine.com/MayJune05/Shaghayegh%20Iranian%20Artist%2...).
I would also mention the plastic surgery, which she has admitted to having, but as i previously mentioned, Plastic surgery doesn't bother me. She turned out looking natural (I am aware that she looks fake, but that's from the makeup not plastic surgery) so it's fine.

ale is a man. i swear to god there is something tucked under her legs!

ale is getting more beautiful every day. =)

Only someone brought up to be a flaming faggot would find this teenage boy attractive.

alessandra and adriana are damn hot for words!

@ tiger
was the surgery on her lips?

@ tiger
claudia boobs look to small to have had a boob job
usually when women opt for the surgery they do a C or D cup
they polled millions of women and asked what cup size
do you think is the most perfect size. The overwhelming
majority said a C cup

SORRY I MEAN DO NOT LOOK TO
HAVE A BOOB JOB
they look real enough
maybe I am wrong
no good pictures to tell from

Little eyes, a big mouth..long nose...no way she is beautiful. She is just full of photoshop.

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are the hottest girls alive. They have the highest possible level of hottness.

I love both.

*seeing

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE TREAT AMBROSIO AND LIMA AS IF THESE TWO WERE THE ONLY TWO BITCHES IN THE KNOWN FUCKING WORLD

#31

THEN I GUESS THE WHOLE FUCKING POPULATION MUST LOOK AVERAGE TO YOU CAUSE THEIR IS NO LIGHTS, MAKE UP AND PHOTOSHOP, OH, NO, WHAT WOULD WE DO, HERES A FUCKING IDEA, LOOK AT THE FUCKING BIGGER PICTURE!!!

YOU SHALLOW BOTTOM FEEDING BASTARDS

long post should be prohibited. :p

Arguements over what is definatively sexy or the sexuality of those who judge "sexy or not" are just wastes of time. If someone is really turned on by this woman, then fine. That's their sexuality, and not anybody elses. It's pointless to try and dictate what people should and should not find attractive. Whether it's their upbringing, or culture, or genetics, or a million other factors, it's something that's stupid to bash because it's not gonna change.

So if you dig her, look at the pictures and enjoy. If not, move on and save yourself some time and energy by not dissing her and everyone else. Seems reasonable....