Danielle Lloyd, Jennifer Ellison & Other British Tabloid Prostitutes Hit the Pool!
Sunday, July 15th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
A few Bastardly Observations...
1. Danielle Lloyd needs to stop chugging Coronas & start doing situps
2. The Bastardly Sugar Daddy lifestyle kicks ass.
who are all the other delicious scunts? mmMmm...
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Great captions. Haha. Love the pictures too. High maintenance whores and a bunch of wanna-be Don Juans fools taking a shot at them. Danielle is cute as hell but she fucks around just too much.
Btw Jennifer Ellison looks shitty. Weird figure and that face is total crap.
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What about 4b?
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Was Danielle Lloyd the racist whore bag from Big Brother?
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I wish I was there, it looks like nice warm weather!
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Who is this whore, and what does she do that she can just be a lazy bitch all day?
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Most Bastardly readers would have been the guys in these pics if they could afford to be in the same resort.
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Which proves what? That men defy the std risks?
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Never seen or heard of her before, but I think she and her friends for that sake have nice bodies. They are not the most toned ones, but they look soft and comfortable with themselves. I don't like when girls tend to use their looks to pick up someone who could be their grandfather. Nasty shit, if you really are going for money, then go for an heir instead. Super gross.
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I think she looks hot. A little thick, but what the hell? Some guys like that, some girls like that.
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She's not fat by any means. She might be stupid, but not fat. I'm a little worried about you guys calling any girl who is not underweight "fat"...
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On the plus side,Ellison has a great rack, on the negative she is a crack smoking, theiving scouse scumbag.
Having said that I would give her the benefit of the doubt and play with her jubblies if she asked me nicely...
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Smells like low tide. Do you know what really pisses me off, all those 1/2 finished beers sitting around getting warm,amateurs. But it is Corona,fucking Mexican weasel piss.Any beer you have to put fruit in, is not worth drinking.
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Danielle Lloyd so friggin cute...Especially without the glasses.....Love the eyes. Thick is nice too. It's a shame she is a racist pig.
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Picture page 9: Are those lipo holes on her stomach?
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Disgusting whores. No fucking way would I set a foot in that pool after they were in there.
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Yeah, baby!
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If Lloyd is fat then I better get my eyes examined. I wouldn't even say she's thick. Her body size seems normal to me. Plus her body looks like it has potential. She doesn't have a wierd shape like that other girl, all she needs to do is excersize and she will look awesome. But who cares, if she's happy what does it matter. I'd love to be on a boat drinking Corona's right now as opposed to sitting at my computer waiting to put in another load of laundry!!!!!
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i like all their british sunburns... I mean tans.
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Oh please, not fat in the slightest. You all need to get your head out of the clouds and realize what normal girls look like. Just because you can't see your ribs doesn't mean you're fat.
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These aren't normal girls.......They are "Gold diggers". You got to pay to get in there.
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Woo Hoo! Its a whore convention! A snapping vagina clambake!
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On page 4, why does Danielle have her ass in some other girls face?
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jennifer ellison looks so sexy i would like to of been there with her i could fuck her all night long and make her a proper whore come on jen fuck me babe you know you want to tel
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jennifer ellison in this pic with the geezer with black hair she is not got her ring on engagement finger and looks like she is having fun lucky geezer i bet tony wont be happy with her when she gets back but i would still trust her she is a diamond bird not like danielle she gives jen a bad name jen your the number 1 sexy babe top bird a proper bird no fake in her mate she is the real deal love you jen danielle you slag
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She's not fat, but she's definitely thick and unkept. She's also not hot. She's just so damn plain and boring looking...I yawn everytime I see her, I swear! She's trying hard to be interesting and hot, but I just don't see it.
chickadee: I don't see any abs on her..but like someone said, it does look like she has lipo scars.
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the prosty posse!
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A good one. Ironically her teeth are the best part of her.
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what kind of teeth whiter does she useE!!!!! (Pg #9)
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I'm thinking there was a raucous round of hide the Corona bottle after they went back to their hotel room. Love the sluts.
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I think they're all pretty cute with nice bodies...p.s. I think her abs look pretty good.
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