Bastardly Lady of the Day - Caitlynn

barf - looks like trash. Esp. with the close up of the ciggarette.

Holy shit! That's fuckin ugly!

Might be the nastiest thing I've seen here. I wouldn't take a drunken handjob from that STD trap.

NOT!

i'd tap it on her forehead. after a gallon of jim beam. fock, horrible.

Ass? What ass?

And after looking at the rest of the pics the only thing else I have to say is:
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROTFLMAO! *wipes tears from eyes* *breathes and looks at pics again* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I like her.

Just curious, do your fellow students/coworkers know that there are pictures of your ass on the internet?

I'm not sure how "smart" it is for a business and marketing major to be posting pictures of her saggy, dimply ass on the internet. And I'm not sure where the hell you come from, but "smart and pretty" is not a "rare combo". There are so many girls out there who are brilliant and stunning. And by the way, whoever told you that you're pretty is a blatant liar. Say no to those Big Mac meals with the 2 gallon Diet Coke, go for walks and take the stairs sometimes, work out at least an hour a day, 5 days a week, get your acne ridden face to a dermatologist, get a real hairstylist to fix that mom haircut you're currently rocking, quit smoking (I know you think smoking will keep you thin (obviously that's not working) but it's proven that smokers have more weight around the middle than non-smokers and you're really killing your skin and making yourself even more hideous than nature already did) and buy yourself some decent lingerie that didn't come from one of those $5 a pair bins at KMart or WalMart, or wherever they have that crap. And then maybe, just maybe you could qualify as Butta. I considered telling you to stop taking Meth but then I remembered that Meth addicts are usually thin.

And no, you don't look like Liv Tyler, not in the slightest. Not even now when she's got that tired housewife/mommy look. You're not even as good looking as Mia. Or Steve, for that matter.

Remember, this is all coming from a place of care and concern. :-)

I wish I were blind. Pictures of her have made me gone gay. "U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you're ugly, you're ugly".

you guys are heartless!!!

Good God!

I'd hit it. ...but that's not saying much. I try having sex with a snake if you held its head for me.

Wow, someone needs to tell her that just because she is a blowjob receptacle at her local bar doesn't mean she should be posting pictures of herself on the internet.

im sure those guys love her ass compared to that shit fuck face shes sporting, god damn thats an ugly bitch. HOLLA!!

"saggy, dimply ass"

Are we looking at the same ass?

Dear God!!!

Just about hurled my lunch when I saw the second pic. Why don't people unnerstand that self portraits are fucking scary. Just like that ass, you obviously think that's your best asset since the only shots from the front are of your zit face. Nuttin' wrong w/perky & small, all BLOTD should include at least one front torso pic, cleavage or not.
You'd be the wench I'd pick up right before the bar closes. Otherwise I wouldn't give a second look.

Oh gosh, girl, what were you thinking!

1.) Saggy, soft body in desperate need of a workout
2.) Greasy, blemished face
3.) Fugged up nose
4.) Diseased lips

annnnd 1 over-inflated ego which does not help the cause.

almost lost my lunch.

I would guess that a bitter ex posted these pictures of this girl. These are obviously "hey baby, just pose for some pictures, they're just between us" type of pics, not "I'm hot, check me out Internet" pics. Otherwise I would feel really sorry for her.

It's a good thing she's an "ass-man's kind of girl,"because I don't think she has much of a future as a face-man's kind of girl at all. If she lubed herself up and bent over her Sofa Express couch before I got to her filthy apartment, I'd hit it from the back. I probably would just unzip and I'd never take my pants all the way off. Well, maybe I would on special occasions like her birthday, but otherwise it's a quick in and out.

A real pig in every sense of the word. CLEAN YOUR APARTMENT AND GET A FACIAL before you start posting pics on the internet.

REALLY REALLY UGLY!!!!

This is one of the reasons timeout doesn't work. A well beaten (when necessary) kid would never post pics of herself if she looked like this...

shes not serious? they have had some young model looking hot BLOTD on here in the past, but not this one.

Dina---#11, i love you lady, you just sumed up everything i was thinking...

YOU FUCING ROCK DINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Inform this tired old hag that we did not elect queen how fuckin delusional she is.

Wow...This is painful.
The first picture...Why is she bent over like that? What are you waiting for....O God NO!
The second picture...You are really setting yourself up here...A good facial is much needed and...Is that sores on under your nose.....Are you alergic to your own breath......

"you’ll have to try harder than that, boys!" - OK....2 bucks and a bucket of slop?

It's a little fucking hard for me to type now cuz' Medusa here just turned my ass to stone! Thanks Bastardly!

here nose is ugly, along with the rest of her.

Can we subtract stars or better yet give negative stars?

PIG-FACE!

Hope she enjoys her negative 15 minutes of fame cause I sure didn't.

Caitlynn did u seriously think you were going to get compliments by posting your acne ridden face on the net? There are so many products to sort out acne!

HA! 1-50 (minus one or two) gots the idea...
...I suppose I feel nothing...she subjected herself to this.

haha is this some kind of joke....honey if I looked like that id go into hiding!

umm i think there should be like a zero star this is not fair. Girl does not desereve a one star.

this is so funny you havnt gotten one nice comment every other blotd has at least gotten one!

I'll give her 1 nice comment.

Props on the Scarface poster on the ur wall...

Invest in some Proactive n mop ur dirty ass floor strumpet.

I am ready to embrace gayness as a new way of life (not that there is anything wrong with that).

another ugly freckle faced pancake butt white chick!!!!.....damn i see why you yts need so much plastic surgery

Actually....She did get one.....#8.....I think Caitie Harmful must be in to redheads......Cuz she liked yesterdays too.

Its fun to beat the crap out of these blotds! lol

I am a redhead, Eduardo.

: )

First pic got me interested, second one made me puke. I might do her from behind if I took my glasses off, and had sex with her like Dennis Hopper did with Isabella Rosselini in the movie Blue Velvet, where he kept yelling: "Don't look at me!"

awww ugly attention slut

My eyes!! MY FUCKING EYES!!!

Put that cigarette out, put your pants on, and never take another close-up picture again.

i think a new blotd question should be: who's your favourite past blotd and why? or if need be, which one was the ugliest/hottest/____est?

Those shoes are awful.

I had a feeling you might be a redhead. I don't know why....I just always pictured you that way.
Your not this "Caitlynn" are you?

i cannot believe this bitch did this to me!

that is the saddest thing ive seen in a long time. Dina that was incredible. I second what Justin said.

*gasp* I bet that this piece of garbage's place smells like cat and litter !!! ewwww.....

^^She is in the process of taking new ass pictures to prove us all wrong!

ass is really better than face.

After reading the above comments it reminds me of the scene in Saturday Night Fever where the dumpy broad gets a brutal back seat gang bang, then while she's sitting there with the tears running down her face and the cum dripping out of her asshole, one of the guys asks her real nasty "did you get what you wanted?" I wonder if Caitlynn has gotten what she wanted from her Bastardly experience......

I'm surprised she got 2 stars. I'm willing to think that someone sneezed when clicking the mouse and accidentally clicked over 1 star. Yeah, she looks like Liv Tyler... after a shark attack.

"a pretty, young thing like myself"...?...you are "young" and definitely a "thing"...i'll give you that...

#34... you're funny... And I hope that the ex that posted these gets hit by 18-wheeler, because I like to think that is what happened too.

moe, you should have a big fat ZERO stars as as option on this one. Or better yet, negative 1-5 or even negative 1-100 would be nice for this one.
I did not vote because i did not want to even give her 1 star.
If the options i mentioned were available i would give her a negative 75.
-25 for her face
-25 for her flabby ass and body
and
-25 for her fuglieness in general
There you have it: negative 75.

#23 - GOOD ONE!!!!!!

asa, I was going to say the same thing... her flat just looks like it would smell bloody awful.

This had to be a cruel prank from an angry ex, because I refuse to believe someone is this delusional concerning their looks.

Oh yeah, that ciggie just classes the whole set up, doesn't it?

This is a joke right???? OH----MY----GOD.

Sorry, I really hate to be a bitch and say this, but my fingers seem to have a mind of their own... You remind of me a cheap hooker I once saw on the corner. You look used and abused... and nothing about that is pretty or attractive.
I know, I'm a bitch, but it's the truth.
Damn these fingers.

"Sexually, I’m down for anything and will wear your ass out in bed!"

No, thanks! I think I'll have nightmares for the rest of the week and my dick just went into a coma.

Dayum is that one shitty looking and filthy bitch. Has there ever been a fuglier BLOTD?

one word:

oxytetracyclin

i'd still hit it though.

no standards you see?

Sweet mother of god...

Some poor G4 loving tart probably got her pictures sent in by her ex. I mean, no one would really send these in, right?

I can't believe you posted these pics of yourself. Have you really looked at yourself in the mirror lately?! Damn! You must be a glutton for punishment.

answers aren't bad, ass isn't bad...but the acne, red hair, pale-ness, and just the fact that she had to show her ass to be a BLOTD all ruin anything she's got going. blech.

She's one of those girls who opens her legs for anyone and acts and looks like an easy slut so no guys have complained to her. She thinks she's pretty because guys will tell her she's "hot" and sleep with her on the notion that she is just an easy cheap fuck. Someone needs to just flat out tell this bitch the truth. She's DEAD FUCKING UGLY. She's got a butt like mine... Which is just straight out not a good things AT ALL.

Next!

tihs whore is so damn ugly
body looks like it belongs to a midget or smething
give me some Petra or something!!!!!!!!
my eyes!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AN OLD MAN, THE AGE OF YOUR GRANPA WOULDNT EVEN SLEEP W/YOU IF SOMEONE PAID HIM $3!!!!

Fucking stupid: since when is smoking cigarettes and partying and drinking the definition of"living life to the fullest" or whatever! And your face is ugly!

Oh wait: making the most of everyday. Fucktard!

godddddddddddddd I'm hoping her ex posted these or something........cuz there should be no problem for a "pretty young thing" like you to find a job after your future employer sees your ass all over the net.

Looks like your every day girl to me, with some good make up she'd look just like all the other trashy celebrities that are plastered all over this site... Whether thats a good or bad thing or not I have no idea.

All that aside, Why would you post your shit like this on the internet? You have low self esteem? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Big mistake.

Find a nice guy who will love you for you, and quit trying to be some e-whore wanna be.

I think my dick just hid up inside my body. It's scared.

Wow, some of these comments are really harsh! I don't think she deserves some of this bashing. But then again she did put herself out there looking like that... I guess it is only fair.

this is fake right?

Way to go Dina... that slut has no words to describe her fugliness...

damn so ugly even i wouldnt hit it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i am not that bad but not known for having the highest standards :)

Oh shit, page one, coke nose. hah!

grossgrossgross

What impresses me is that she doesn't have any zits on her ass yet. -ScrewYou!

Priceless.

Or do I mean "extremely cheap"?

You guys should take this down, it could scar this girl for life, I am willing to bet she highly regrets doing this now, if she did it that is.

Dina you are a champion! You took my thoughts and summed it up into text. Bless you girl!

Jeez, what is wrong with most of you people? Do you get off on trying to make other people feel small. Yeah, so she posted her photos and opens herself for criticism, fair enough. But do you all feel "big" sat there behind your computers calling this girl a fugly slut? In my opinion, she's just an average-looking girl and like Victor said, with the 3-inch makeup, flattering lighting and expensive designer dress, she'd look much the same as the rest. Why are you all so aggressive? I'm all for taking the piss out of something/someone and having a laugh but do you really think calling someone an ugly slut and laughing at them is anything other than pathetic, bitter and completely fucking cowardly? Because it really isn't. And as for saying she's fat... please! She's not even chubby. She's not boney, she's just an average size and I bet you all the money in the world that if you thought she was incredibly nice and stunningly beautiful, you'd say she had the hottest body you'd seen in ages.

Caitlynn (why the hell ya all have this un-christian belzebù names?), you could have a nice face - except for the huge nose and the greasy skin. You asssss - here we come - is not that great, it's barely considerable for a one-shot-drunk-bang: I'm curious to see a pict of your boyfriend, how many eyes he gets? 1, 3 or what? So, summing up, you're a white trash chick good for toilet sex at wild party.

wow, she is GROSS

hahaha "white trash chick good for toilet sex"

My dick just died...

whats the word im looking for... oh yea DISGUSTING

WHOA. where do i start:

1. nasty complexion. need some clearasil and/or foundation
2. baked potato nose. the nose stud makes you look even trashier and draws even more attention to that fucked up beak of yours
3. your ass is so so. nothing great, but it'll do. it's probably all you have going for you. you better go with it and do some stairclimber to preserve it, before that goes to shit as well.
4. smoking. i smoke as well, but it's not glamorous to advertise. nasty
5. clean that nasty apartment before i send mr. roper down there to evict you. i bet it smells like a litter box in there.
6. not liking the hair. the color, style, none of it. go to the local gay boy hairdresser and let him have carte blanche on that borderline fem-mullet of yours.

You're the type of skank that I look for when I had a shitty day at work, it's closing time, and I just polished a fifth of bourbon and I'm going to a bar on the outskirts of town looking for some easy strange. then you get the face down ass up treatment, grudge fucked proper and I sneak out when you pass out...home by 3am. I'll probably piss in your clothes hamper just for GP. if you think guys will buy you drinks all night, guess again. if they ever did, it's probably because of your girlfriends sitting around you.

Papi you have not typed that much in the 3 years you've been posting , I think you have a little thing for this girl. OR just a little thing.

FFS what a FUGLY bitch! WTF!!

You have the ugliest face I have ever seen. Jesus Christ.

This chick is so ugly I have to double post, DAAAAYYYUUM!

you don't have an ass, boobs, face, or personality.
you're breaking my heart and ruining my eyes.

Thank you Justin, Denmark, Stephan, and Dena (bless you too!). Bitches like this rub me the wrong way, in case you couldn't tell already. Haha.

How many drinks does it take to look in the mirror?

OMG.

Well, you're kinda right, but for all the wrong reasons. I'm not exactly old enough to be your grandpa, but certainly old enough to be your pop, and I wouldn't last very long with you, especially if you turned around while I was trying to do you from behind- instant flacid penis. Even if I buried your head in the pillow, I could probaly last a little while- certainly however long it took to play out my last really hot lay... but as soon as that was done, I'd be done. Does it count as short if the guy doesn't cum because you're ugly?

No one is that good at daydreaming/zoning out/faking it... Five hits of E, a gram of good heroin and a half bottle of jameson *might* get me to jerk off on your back, but again, only if you never turned around.

sure most guys like me will fuck her and lie to her and tell her she looks good so we can get laid, we men are all pigs, i wont deny it. But fuck no would we ever call her again, unless it is for a booty call just to get our rocks off cause all the good looking chicks were interested that night.
And make sure it is @ night time so we dont have to look at that heinous face and fat ass.

she is not "taking home to mom" material that is for sure.

i meant because the goodlookin chick were NOT interested that night.
that would be the only reason any man, me included, would take you
home. and then kick your ass out of bed before sunrise, and give you an old
cell phone number that has been disconnected.

10 bucks says # 8 is the girl. i wanna vomit all over that face.

the 2nd pic 1st page..gave me a heartattack..damn wtf?

Butterface.

I'm sorry, but...generally you should put make-up on before you post your face on the internets. Other than that, you have a nicer body than a good deal of average camwhores.

I think I just caught something from her pictures.

Through my screen.

I feel dirty. Must shower.

nothing I can say that hasn't already been said...

#116 - hilarious!!! Mr. Roper.....hahahaha!!!

ahh mutant! i hope your boss comes across these someday...

HAHAHAHA, I agree with all of these posts but number 109, did you take a look at these heinous pictures, my god, I have low standards, but nothing even close to fucking this piece of white trash.

And yeah, clean your damned apartment.

She's right that her ass is her best feature, but that's not saying a lot. It was good to see her out of the fishnets to know there's nothing wrong with her legs that another foot or so of length wouldn't help. Not one of the better Bastardly Ladies.

#116.

I'm speechless after the eloquence of Papi. I'm not sure I could have actually said it better, and I'm actually in awe of the way he worded his post. Poetry, Papi.

Except I might pinch a loaf in the clothes hamper instead of pissing in it.

Let's face it, in that shithole you call an apartment, you won't smell the difference for a few weeks.

She looks like Adriana Lima....How cute!

SCANDALOUS!!!

Those are some sexy shoes you got there, only to be outsexed by your dog and your laundry room.
By the way, Mr. DeMille says you are not ready for your close-up.

It appears that she has a decent body.

Wow, I thought I had a comment, but #11 pretty much summed it all up.

The question is, would an old man have sex with her for 3 million... I think not.

Not much I can say that people already haven't. For the record *shudder*

Oh and wow, Dina really let loose on you. Ouch.

Blue BALLS---sorry

What kind of a nympho walks around like that? Too damn young.

try harder for what....who would want to hit that nasty ass. Then is she turned around you would have to look at her acne face full of zits. Her eye color is pretty, i will give her that.
but the rest is ugly. Give me jessica alba with her beautiful brown eyes, than this ugly blue eyed chick.

PIZZA FACE!!!!!!!!!!!

He prolly hit it from the back because he can't look at your face.
Seriously, get some Proactiv.
For some reason, I think you're cool... Grow out your hair, and what #11 said. The body has potential and you have nice eyes, but... don't EVER wear the combo in picture #1 again and think it's okay. Please.

I wonder how Caitlynn is dealing with this constructive criticism?......

not to mention the cigs. gross

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AN OLD MAN, THE AGE OF YOUR GRANPA WOULDNT EVEN SLEEP W/YOU IF SOMEONE PAID HIM $3!!!!

Holy shit.
I seriously fell asleep yesterday and had a nightmare about this greasy bitch. Thanks alot bastards...

Wow you guys are rough. Girl strips down for our enjoyment and all we can do is bash her. Shame shame shame.

Thanks for helping me puke the Chinese lunch I just had.

b1tches got ten pounds of fat on their chests

and not an ounce of common sense

a fvckin travesty

I give you credit for showing the goodies, that's it.

Do they make full body sized paper bags???

Holy shit, why did you do it, why? I´m sorry but you´re fuckin fugly, rating: 1 out of 10.

WHo the hell gave her this kind of confidence? "A pretty young thing like myself?" Reaaallly? Come on now. And no way you are a college student, you look like a high school freshman! Please do not post any more pictures for your sake and ours and keep that confidence of yours- just don't publicly display it.

aww man please tell me am ex posted these pictures if she posted these pics of herself god help her seriously what the hell is that no comment

ugly

....
are you fucking serious?
please remove these pictures the suicide rate is sure to rise.

wat in the fuck possesed you to post pictures such as these...?
do you HONESTLY think your hot...
how do you sleep at night....you disgust me.
i think i know the answer to all these atrosities....
shes clearly retarded.