28 Scandalous Comments

That's Jessica's mother genius.

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 2:03pm
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I don't care if she is a stupid has been, I'd hit that forever.

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 2:09pm
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Bad dress.

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 2:33pm
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Yep its her mum!

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 2:41pm
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I'd spank the mom, She's not too shabby

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 2:50pm
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Ms Simpson has some shapely legs. Nice.

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 2:55pm
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#1... thats what i was thinkin...

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 3:22pm
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They both fugly.

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 3:37pm
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JS... give your mama a facial and Botox for Christmas... geez!
I'm happy she's kinda pulling herself together... I'm rooting for her to be Comeback Kid of the Year!

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 5:06pm
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WoW her and britney spears have the same looking mom.

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 5:09pm
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jesicas legs... my goodness! s.e.x.y.

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 5:29pm
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yes, she really has pretty legs

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 5:34pm
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I find it really hard to like Jessica Simpson, but her legs are pretty great. And hey, did she get a boob job or not, cause here the girls are pretty damn saggy.

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 5:42pm
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Yeah I agree that she deserves a comeback. She doesn't have much stagepresence, and her acting sucks ass, but she has a decent voice, so she has something to work with. She has just been hit with a case of overexposure. That's what happens sometimes (Yeah Beyonce I'm talking to you).. She will bounce back ( hopefully).. She looks great and her body is hot yet again.. I just wish she didn't wreck her once beautiful face.

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 5:45pm
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Her mouth is WIDE open in pic#2, Papa Joe must be around!

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 6:31pm
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I don't care what anyone says. I think she's cute. I think she looks good in anything she puts on. What's up with her mom's thumb in that last pic?? Woah.

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 8:07pm
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i like jessica's dress. her boobs look good in it...but time is catching up with her mama unfortunately.

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 9:11pm
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Jessica's dress makes her boobs look like an American football lying on the ground instead of on a kickoff tee. Of course footballs are a bad shape in general for boobs. Tear drop is a more natural shape.

Why is Mom wearing Missoni instead of one of Jessica's dresses?

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 3:31am
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pak31 i agree, i mean... come on she has a face u can't grumble with, big chest, nice body shape and well... the legs speak 4 themselves. i'd so hit dat.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 4:39am
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when she first came out, she was so pretty....now, she just fucked herself up in the face....it looks old and worn out...good thing she is blonde again because she looks her best that way...and i loved how she was a virgin until she got married, and young girls liked her without being sluts!

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 5:57am
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i'd do her if her creepy dad would quit hiding in the closet watching while he jerks off

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 9:42am
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In nicer times there was an ass up that dress.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 12:46pm
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We're rooting for you Jessica! ANd her boobs are a little saggy because they're REAL... REAL BIG BOOBS SAG..... who'da thunk it?
(and no, mine are not that big.. just something that all women know...)

Thursday, July 19th, 2007 @ 12:14pm
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wtf? she never had an ass you faggot...what a retard, we all know fags like nice round butts but this is a w.o.m.a.n. wrong departement GoliHOMO.

Thursday, July 19th, 2007 @ 2:55pm
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^^ Cathsheed the wonder troll strikes once again with a piece of literary genius. Nutjob.

Saturday, July 21st, 2007 @ 12:18am
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I fucking hate Jessica Simpson. She's dumb and fucking weird looking and she's a Proactiv sellout. Wtf.

Saturday, July 21st, 2007 @ 3:36am
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Not sure about the candy/stick-of-rock themed dress though!

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 @ 2:56pm
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wat has jessica done to here face??? its ashlee thats had all the surgery. she still as hot as ever

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 @ 9:43am
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