Red Corner Hotties: Does Jaslene Deserve a Complex Feature?
Thursday, July 19th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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Since you guys are trained experts in the sacred Bastardly Art of Hottie Inspection, we've decided to help choose one lucky hottie out of sixteen, who will go on to win a feature in an upcoming issue of Complex Magazine.
Here's how it works...The sixteen tasties are divided into two juicy corners: The Red Corner & The White Corner (I wouldn't mind spending a little time in either one, mind you). Regardless, your job is quite simply to perform a full bodily inspection & head on over to Complex to give your Bastardly Rating (it's out of 5 stars).
Our second contestant is Jaslene from Chicago, IL. Please don't forget to give your rating!!
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TRANNY ALERT!!!!!!! GO BACK TO SANTA MONICA BLVD. CALIFORNIA.
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this girl is such a ghetto bitch from america's next top model. she's not completely ugly though
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Ewwww, she's in the top 16?? In her dreams......
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I love razor thin women, but this chick is all wrong. Super thin and bowlegged is a bad combination. Her thinness makes her face look manly.
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make sure you bastards vote bc the last thing we want is for an ugly girl to win this thing.
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ugly skeleton skank
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I tried Moe.....But you can't give negative stars? *Give wierd crying Mario Cantone face*
I kid you there....But seriously...They are all kind of fugly and hipless. There is that one chick that looks like Nicole from PCD though.
This one is scary though. She looks like she's been stretched by Willy Wonka!
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I need better pics, she looks a bit tranniesh on some, but on others she does look female.
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Why do you keep showing men in bikinis?
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her face is OK... the body IS DISGUSTING, NASTY, SKINNY!!!!! ewwwww
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americas next top fugly
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She looks like a dirtier, less attractive, slightly less feminine version of the transexual who does my hair. I do think my hairstylist is good looking, especially for being a pre-op transexual, though.
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She needs photoshop..ahah.
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She's the fucking natiest chick I have seen in a long time, and I'm not even a hater. She will freak in two if the wind picks up! She looks like she is addicted to coke, painkillers and the occasional bottle of vodka.
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*barfs*
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Bert ''Tough crowd...''
Ernie ''Yup...''
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I'm one of the few people who's (normal-sized) but doesn't find rail-model thin neccessarily ugly...
But she's gross. How does she have stretch marks and be that thin?
She's pretty... to have been born a Mexican boy. I say the operation was a success.
PLUS.. she annoyed the SH!T out of me on ANTM... All the pretty ones went early.
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if you go to the site, they are all horrible, I didn't give anyone higher than 2 stars
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i know the pretty ones never win antm
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you guys are harsh!
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She has NO tits, NO ass, NO hips and her legs are crooked...That's not a WOMAN!!!
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o m g ! She probably hasn't eaten solid food in at least 6 years; most likely on a strict high protein liquid diet.
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One of the fugliest, she-male look-a-like models I have ever seen. That jaw and this skeletor figure are just repulsive.
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she's gonna break in half.
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meh
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*In Southern Hank Hill voice*
Damn, that hoe's got Diminished Glutes Syndrome.
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That chin rivals Jay Leno's!
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She is HOT!!! What is her name?
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they forgot to airbrush her. =/
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Pass.
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eww disgusting a butt chinned tranny.
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Spoonie Luv says, "One of the fugliest, she-male look-a-like models I have ever seen."
And I'm sure you've seen a'plenty.
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ugly fucker. i was so pissed when she won that show. tyra's an idiot.
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shes from americas next top model, her ass looks gross though
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All she has going for her is the legs.
But she's waaay too skinny for her height. She looks like fucking Mowgli from the Jungle Book.
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GODDAMN it this cunt is FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGG cut her fucking face off, and slap tyra's on or something for fucks sake. Fuckin URGH!
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whats with the word "tranny"?
what does that mean anyway??
whatever it is its not her...
she deserves the ANTM title.
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too fucking skinny!
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The sad thing is recently, she has gotten even skinnier.
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Oh and I am protesting voting until you enable negative voting!! Do it bastards!
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