Marisa Miller Does Ocean Drive Magazine, Summer, 2007
Friday, July 20th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
- Carolina “Pampita†Ardohain Is The Hottest Women Alive [HollywoodTuna]
- Paula Abdul Is Forever His Giiirrrrlll [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Hoe een echte man whiskey drinkt [Flabber.nl]
- Paris Hilton and Suge Knight? [Celebslam]
- David Beckham Feels Up Posh [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Bruce Willis, Machead, and Stalks Himself on Random Sites. [The Bastardly Society]
- Major Movie Suck [Dlisted]
- Their future is so bright they have to wear shades [SOW]
- Full House's Jodie Sweetin got married again; probably not on drugs [Cele|bitchy]
- Britney Spears swims in her underwear, yawn. [Fatback and Collards]
- Michael Jackson Au Naturale [CityRag]
- Who The Hell is Carolina Marconi? [The Grumpiest]
- Tom Cruise iz a Nazi [The Blemish]
- Shay Laren does it again.. In Lingerie [Horny Oyster]
- IFC Gets Trapped in the Closet with R. Kelly [DerekHail]
- Kim Smith For The Weekend [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Fugly manface. Damn Moe, don´t you get tired of this stuff? Why not try to post some hot women?
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probably my least favorite vs model.
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An entry from the 2099 edition of the Encyclopedia of Earthly Wonders:
''It has long been accepted that model Marissa Miller was so attractive, she had her own level of ‘hotness’. e.g, Hot. Uber-Hot. Marissa Miller.â€
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Super hot but wait a minute...where the hell are her insane amount of freckles???? Now that's called air brushing
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Sorry for the repost but good lord Rasheed who do you find attractive?? I have yet to see ONE positive comment from you and also the word "fugly" is lame as hell (that goes for everyone).
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Good to see the photoshopped out her HORRIBLE DAMAGED 80 YEAR OLD SKIN AND FRECKLES.
Also, she has a square man face and fake boobs.
But the rest of her is in good shape.
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I love Marisa!
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I'd suckle her tits for free..
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Hottest woman alive. Period. The freckles across her nose and cheeks...clincher. And she surfs?...Let me have your children.
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Yeah yeah she's hot. But magazine pictures bore me.
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i thought it was jessica simpson!
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Marisa Miller is the HOTTEST GIRL ON THE PLANET
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I would do her but my ninja sense tells me that she will not age well.
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perfect being--anglo-saxon, tall, nice body. Much better than those spic girls who seem to be in abundnce on this site
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i love seeing her pictures. shes absolutely gorgeous! keep posting her!
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and stfu u white trash cracker ass racist bastard @ 15.
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Carolina Marconi was a contender of the Italian Big Brother.
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Very nice body I would love much bery.
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perfect lower body propotions...now that's a figure. You don't need to have 46" hips with a huge fat ass to be womanly people!!
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She's meeeeeh..
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Eeeew.... her face looks like J. Simpson's.
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more marisa pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rasheed, you're dumb as a sack of shit and should be put in a pit and burnt alive. Even a faggot would recognize this chick is gorgeous.
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Can't you start post some hot videos, Moe and Jackson? With sites like YouTube there is plenty of opportunity for posting hot girls in motion :P
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She's my least VS model. I take a look at her face, and boy, she looks OLD. It's obvious that she worshipped the sun in her younger days, but now look at the leather face she has to deal with.
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there's no denying she has an amazing body, but sometimes her face looks really hard, i agree that she probably wont age well
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this girl has always reminded me SO MUCH of jessica simpson. except with a nicer body/uglier face. anyway, she looks HOTTT in that guitar pick bikini. im jealous
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meh. boring pictorial
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Boring photoshoot, but I'd pee in her butt
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just imagine how nice it would be to do her in 14 (standing position) and suck on her cute tits.
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Yeah, her face in the first pic looks like Jess!
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@ #24, I agree, and that´s exactly the problem, fags like you think she´s hot because of her manface.
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Say whatever you will about the face, but I think it can't be denied that this is one fine body. She's fantastic, as far as I'm concerned.
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hey camel fucker, you're a fucking embarrassment. i feel sorry for you. your idea of a hot chick is prolly a monkey in a burka. enjoy life, dirtbag.
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i'm bored of this chick now. we need more posts
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face is manly because of her jawline and her features...not a single facial feature of hers is attractive...i saw her pix in VS...even with make up, she looked ugly...but when you dont see the face close-up, it can look even pretty...but her body is always almost perfect.
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3939= Spoonie/Samwell.
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42. I know I´m right, you dicksmoker.
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44 44. Dicksmoker.
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Wow....the airbrushing is WAY over the top, not very attractive even with it all.
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BEAUTIFUL body. Her face isn't ugly, but she does have a hard look, and really badly aging skin. The last photo reminded me of a really bad UV photo, you know, with lots of sun damage. She's my least favorite VS model, but I still think she's hot in her way. Just not my taste. Seems a little common and trashy looking. But seriously, that body is amazing.
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her ass blows anyone's out of the water...Kim K's cellulite, implants...hahahahaha
Her body is much nicer and curvier (in a different way) than those British skanks with the flat asses.
Her face is looking a little leathery and square, yes, but her career is mostly from that BOD.
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super hot
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Jessica Simpson's hot younger sister.
Ashlee Simpson is Mrs. Simpson's love child with the paper boy... her revenge for the abnormal amount of time Mr. Simpson spent reading Jessica bedtime stories.
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just imagine how nice it would be to do her in 14 (standing position) and suck on her cute tits.
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The shape of her body looks amazing in the first picture, but her visible ribs were photoshopped off. Well, better than seeing Gisele anyway.
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Her face is very square and she has a strong jawline, so I can see where the man face comments come from. I won't jump on the bandwagon and call her pretty, though. She's got more ribs than a family reunion barbecue--despite them trying to photoshop them out of existence--and that's just not hot. In fact, I find it more disturbing than anything else.
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*41. And hey, these comments are getting old. Try some new fun thing (at the beginning I used to laugh at them).
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