Red Corner Hotties: Does Cena Deserve a Complex Feature?
Friday, July 20th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Since you guys are trained experts in the sacred Bastardly Art of Hottie Inspection, we've decided to help choose one lucky hottie out of sixteen, who will go on to win a feature in an upcoming issue of Complex Magazine.
Here's how it works...The sixteen tasties are divided into two juicy corners: The Red Corner & The White Corner (I wouldn't mind spending a little time in either one, mind you). Regardless, your job is quite simply to perform a full bodily inspection & head on over to Complex to give your Bastardly Rating (it's out of 5 stars).
Our third contestant is Cena from New Jersey. Please don't forget to give your rating!!
She's the best of the bunch, but that's not saying a whole lot.
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Looks like she had had a bit of a hard life.
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what happened to her hairline?
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Ick.
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these are some mediocre girls.
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no
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And this is how models looks before hairbrushing. Damn those guys must get paid alot.
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she looks old.
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I don´t really trust it, bitch might be a tranny.
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Her manner of dress offends the Prophet! Mulla Chubby shall whip her until she cries.
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Who are these girls for crying out loud?
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She looks waaay better than the others but...still not good enough.
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She looks like she'd never shave her snatch & pooper.
I dunno... she's not that awful, but I'd still have to pass I think.
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Taco alert! A little cuter than most illegals though -- I'll give you that.
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i'd let her clean the house
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^^hahahahhahahahah@"i'll let her clean the house"
the bitch is so ugly...those eyebrows, that nose...god damn...i am running out of brown bags here, man.
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@13 she's not a muslim you fucking uneducated yankee dipshit.
all you other racist assclowns can eat shit and die.
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Best looking one thus far. Kinda reminds me of Nicole from Pussy Cat Dolls
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I could see her being airbrushed into hotness.
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Hahahaha Cena means dinner right? I'm sure she gets that a lot. Nice body, but the face is not fantastic.
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'has had'
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airbrushing*
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