48 Scandalous Comments

Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carrot Top ! ! !

Turn off the juice man ! ! ! ! !

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 2:21pm
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NASTY from his head to toes

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 2:28pm
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"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING CARROT TOP!"

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 2:36pm
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Lindsay Lohan looks like she's been working out...

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 2:46pm
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"Popeye the sailor man (Toot, toot) / Face belongs in a garbage can (Toot, toot) / F#ck all the spinach, its carrots I'll stick been with / And I look like Popeye, the sailor man (Toot, toot)"

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 2:48pm
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It's like the Hulk meets Perez Hilton.

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 2:49pm
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Does he carry his steroids in that silver box?

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 2:58pm
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More like Carrot Bottom. (I can't claim that line, I read it somewhere else).

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 2:59pm
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"Hand over your lunch money and this will go easy!"

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 3:04pm
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sick!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 3:08pm
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LMAO, another one of GoliHOMO´s dream trannies.

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 3:18pm
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Wow that is scary...and wtf is he wearing around his neck??!!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 3:24pm
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JESUS!! even if he came straight from the gym still those arms can't shape like that. but its for sure that he won't need make-up in horror movies. cuse as our governer would say..you're one ugly mother fucker.

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 3:47pm
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why does he only work out one muscle in his arm?

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 4:04pm
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Looks like he got breast implants in his arm.

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 4:32pm
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I feel pretty, oh so pretty!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 4:36pm
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He's on steroids and he injected himself with synthol. That's what give him the swollen look.

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 4:43pm
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LMFAO @ 4

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 5:10pm
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Axel Rose's brother

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 5:21pm
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That's disturbing in like.....seven....completely different ways..

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 5:41pm
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Repeat after me: "Carrot Top didn't steal your jokes
YOU gave them to Carrot Top ... Isn't that right"

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 6:11pm
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looks like Rocky Dennison on steriods

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 6:52pm
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hahaha I can't stop laughing at the arm!!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 8:14pm
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Time to chokekill the wife and kid....

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 8:40pm
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See My Shoulder Titties?!!!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 10:28pm
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Carrot-roids

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 11:25pm
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My career in a box!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 11:56pm
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Is he hanging out with Barry Bonds?

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 12:48am
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he looks a little like fergie

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 3:57am
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1.) Attack of the "Citrus Crotch"

2.) "If you want some carrot juice, stick a pin in my bursting deltoid".

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 7:22am
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"I bought this cheap jewel box necklace from Chinatown so i can put my carrot pubes in it, and show to you bastards that I'm the real deal, RESPECT".

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 7:30am
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holy synthol batman!

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 10:57am
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Looks like a woman who abused insane amounts of testostorone.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 1:59pm
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"Thanks go to Jose Canseco for the 'roids!"

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 2:05pm
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by the way guys, this is not steroids, he had implants put in, thats why they look so fucking werid..he said it on some tv show

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 2:16pm
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W T F !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 3:13pm
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Is that an Mutant or some genetic test gone bad !!!

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 4:07pm
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Thank-You!!

Do you know how many times I saw this pic and NOONE said ANYTHING?!?

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 9:13pm
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He can audition for "Pumpkinhead V: The Swelling". Christ, he looks like Raggedy Ann on juice after gender reassignment.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 11:44pm
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fuck...when i first saw this guy ever on tv, i hated him...he looks so fucking scary...and seems to be progressing at the speed of light when it comes to getting getting scarier.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 11:31pm
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money says she's having a cunt wedgie

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 2:46am
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I think I´m about to through up!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 2:51pm
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LOL #4 is right!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 4:37pm
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"Genetically modified foods are safe to consume..."

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 6:12pm
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i thought bastardly only post women?

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 11:58pm
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Dude look at me,I'm HUGE.

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 4:39pm
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He came and picked up Gene Simmons on that simmons show and when he got out of the car somthing looked wrong. I did a search for "carrot top on roids" and i figured ide find somthing. It does look like hes injecting that synth stuff.

Dang thats crazy.

Thursday, March 27th, 2008 @ 7:55pm
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i bet he figured no one will make fun of him now that hes buffed up

Monday, April 6th, 2009 @ 3:37pm
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