Bastardly Hasbeen Rating: Jeri Ryan @ CBS All-Star Party
Monday, July 23rd, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
And the Wiki says...Jeri Lynn Ryan (born February 22, 1968) is an American actress best known for playing the ex-Borg Seven of Nine on Star Trek: Voyager. [Wiki]























first again! I have my dignity back.
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WOW! I'll take that Hasbeen anyday! That rack sure looks impressive!
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I love this chick. How could you not vote for a guy who tried to force her into stripping or blowing him or fucking him or whatever at a strip club in Paris? I won't vote for the person who isn't compelled to do that.
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Please Assimilate Me, Jeri - I will not resist... oh maybe just a tiny bit!!
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Always thought she was a dog. Yuck. Kind of manly looking, ugly mouth and no eyelids.
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What #6 said.
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In an odd contradiction, I agree with Rasheed and Pak31 in that she's not all that great. Trainee, however, is bang on. Love the freaky things her then-husband tried to get her to do in the sex clubs. Can't say that I'd blame him one bit. Just think...if she weren't so repressed sexually, we would have never heard of Barak Obama. I think he was the replacement for her husband once he had to drop out of the race for being a pervert (uh, MY HERO).
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Is "muchkin face" a side effect of aging? If so, "Lord, take me now!'
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I want to assimilate them titties.
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very good even if she wasn't hiting the Big 40, she is hot as hell.
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Still Borgalicious after all these years. But does getting older mean her ranking will drop to 6 of 9?
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She is still my favorite Borg Babe just edging out the queen.
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sometimes butterface, but i'd pee in her butt
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Ugly Then. Ugly Now.
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very fuckable.
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No EYELIDS? Where do you get this shit?
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The dress looks pretty nice on her.
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I'd fuck her. Rough.
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She had her cranial implants removed.
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Getting on a bit now but she's aged surprisingly well - nice legs, nice dress, rack still looks good and a smile that would melt butter (in a good way).
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Has been or washed up? Are you friggin nutz??!!!!
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Jeri is still sexy. And these boobs: nearly the size of italian bombshell Maria Grazia Cucinotta!
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Jeri isn't too washed up. I think she lost some weight. She was smokin hot when she wore that skin tight suit. Unbelievable rack. After the show, she seemed to gain some weight. But now she looks like she's back on track. She shouldn't wear her hair up.
I'm sure she'd be grateful to know that I would still do her.
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*munchkin.. sorry...
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