Bastardly Hasbeen Rating: Jeri Ryan @ CBS All-Star Party

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Jeri Lynn Ryan (born February 22, 1968) is an American actress best known for playing the ex-Borg Seven of Nine on Star Trek: Voyager. [Wiki]

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first again! I have my dignity back.

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 12:39pm
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WOW! I'll take that Hasbeen anyday! That rack sure looks impressive!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 12:45pm
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I love this chick. How could you not vote for a guy who tried to force her into stripping or blowing him or fucking him or whatever at a strip club in Paris? I won't vote for the person who isn't compelled to do that.

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 1:36pm
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Please Assimilate Me, Jeri - I will not resist... oh maybe just a tiny bit!!

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 1:51pm
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Always thought she was a dog. Yuck. Kind of manly looking, ugly mouth and no eyelids.

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 1:53pm
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What #6 said.

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 2:10pm
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In an odd contradiction, I agree with Rasheed and Pak31 in that she's not all that great. Trainee, however, is bang on. Love the freaky things her then-husband tried to get her to do in the sex clubs. Can't say that I'd blame him one bit. Just think...if she weren't so repressed sexually, we would have never heard of Barak Obama. I think he was the replacement for her husband once he had to drop out of the race for being a pervert (uh, MY HERO).

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 2:43pm
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Is "muchkin face" a side effect of aging? If so, "Lord, take me now!'

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 2:59pm
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I want to assimilate them titties.

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 3:06pm
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very good even if she wasn't hiting the Big 40, she is hot as hell.

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 3:12pm
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Still Borgalicious after all these years. But does getting older mean her ranking will drop to 6 of 9?

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 3:55pm
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She is still my favorite Borg Babe just edging out the queen.

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 6:36pm
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sometimes butterface, but i'd pee in her butt

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 6:58pm
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Ugly Then. Ugly Now.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 12:01am
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very fuckable.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 12:23am
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No EYELIDS? Where do you get this shit?

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 2:36am
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The dress looks pretty nice on her.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 8:09am
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I'd fuck her. Rough.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 3:15pm
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She had her cranial implants removed.

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 @ 11:40pm
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Getting on a bit now but she's aged surprisingly well - nice legs, nice dress, rack still looks good and a smile that would melt butter (in a good way).

Saturday, August 18th, 2007 @ 10:35am
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Has been or washed up? Are you friggin nutz??!!!!

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 @ 12:05am
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Jeri is still sexy. And these boobs: nearly the size of italian bombshell Maria Grazia Cucinotta!

Saturday, December 8th, 2007 @ 8:27am
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Jeri isn't too washed up. I think she lost some weight. She was smokin hot when she wore that skin tight suit. Unbelievable rack. After the show, she seemed to gain some weight. But now she looks like she's back on track. She shouldn't wear her hair up.

I'm sure she'd be grateful to know that I would still do her.

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 12:43pm
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*munchkin.. sorry...

Monday, July 23rd, 2007 @ 2:59pm
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