Caption This, Bitches! (Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot Edition)



We tried to stay away from posting about this useless crackwhore, but we had to post this photo for some Bastardly Bashing.

Have fun, you bastards!!!

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18 Scandalous Comments

Ummm, when ummm, are you guys going to give me my coke back?

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 9:35am
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She should just get it over with and kill herself. She's poison in Hollywood, she'll never work again. I'm just waiting for the double penetration scenes she'll do in hardcore porn.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 9:40am
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"fame is a helluva drug"

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 9:50am
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"No officer...The coke's not mine.......No I can't explain why I look like Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer......" Long pause..........."I know it's blinking....."

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 10:07am
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I asked my assistant for Diet Coke - damnit!

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 10:13am
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" i'm still number one on MAXIM's hot list right?.....right?! ..RIGHT?!!! "

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 10:31am
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I wonder how much time, if any, she will do in the "big house". Britney, Paris and Linsay, three trains de-railing....

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 10:47am
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''I have no idea how my life got to this point..'''

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 11:25am
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Awaiting the De-Liceing

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 11:54am
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#3...hahaha

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 12:12pm
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This is patient zero for Herpes Simplex 10. If you see her do not approach and call the CDC immediately.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 12:58pm
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Haha..I like #3.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 1:17pm
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She looks like she is saying "You guys can finger me if you give me my coke back."

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 2:38pm
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. whud you expect ? about as much.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 3:39pm
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are you guys sure she only snorts coke? because she sure has that white trash meth face.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 1:52am
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Fugly bitch
I'd pee in her butt

... ok now Rasheed and Big Papi can take the day off... their comments have been posted

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 9:41am
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Lilo looks like she's 40. paris got the best mugshot. =)

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 9:52am
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"Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker"

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 9:53am
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