The Bastardly Morning Report

Enjoy the morning links, you bastards!

- Britney Might Eat Her Dress [DLISTED]

- Yahoo answers lasers [FLABBER]

- The very best of Halle Berry [DOUBLE VIKING]

- Does the Internet really need a Kate Moss Sex Tape?! [IDLYITW]

- Lohan defends herself after arrest [YAHOO]

- Naomi Watts & Harry Potter? No way! [DARK HORIZONS]

And finally, on this day in Bastardly History...The Temperature In Jackie Guerrido World Is Always Hot


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18 Scandalous Comments

Jackie Guerrido is so damn FINE!!!
the guy looks gay!

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 10:54am
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Yep gay boy (a ring on the thumb=faggot) and that inflated weather skank.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 2:07pm
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male prostitute and a fake titted whore.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 2:33pm
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Eventhough the bitch got fake tits, more pics are welcome.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 3:31pm
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A ring on the thumb makes someone faggot? It´s more like a dick in the ass, like the one which is in yours most of times.

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 9:26pm
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I think thats her son.

She's 39.... and not that impressive in person.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 @ 10:53pm
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LMFAO @ 5...damn...a very good one.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 12:24am
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Interesting you know all about it since you are the HIV-spreading tranny/sarah/drag83 and that has taken so much cock up his orifices that you can't sit any more. Leave alone walking.

Hey drag83 wipe that pasty shit out of your monkey face you fucked up anorexic dipshit.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 1:37am
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d83 bitch

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 1:47am
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5 7 n u t j o b!

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 2:16am
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8,
Dear shit pusher spoonie luv,
why is it so hard to believe there is one more than one person that doesnt like your stupid ass? after all, you start with shit people for no reason, calling them racists and all...your dumb ass is so involved in race (black panther, is it?) and racism that even calling your name would be named as racism...it is ok that you are stupid and possibly ugly, too (where is ithat pic of yours? pussy, didnt i tell you to show me one -no pic but just calling me names...like i said, they might have worked on your ugly gf and made her cry but not me :-D LOL you must be ugly -prove me wrong, motherfucker, do it! LOL) but it is ok..i understand...stay where you feel safe and secure -your computer screen being that place...you sad piece of shit you LOL...you gotta write shit under fake names...does that make you feel strong and tough, does it? *spoonie shakes in his 3 legged chair as two white people walk by his house*
Sincerely,
the net chick that you thought you could handle aka d83

LOL

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 3:25am
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Hey drag83 yeah I'm talking to your fugly racist ass, you look like crap did you know that? At a beauty contest the jury would give their vote to the dirtiest garbage can before they'd give it to your tranny ass. You sick wanna-be tough drag you're really pathetic. What a pale gothic faced shithole if you are not a drag then the word doesn't exist.

And before I forget that stop ripping off people at ebay with your knock-offs, sick fuck.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 4:25am
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d83=sarah you are sinking deeper and deeper. that's so sad to see how you embarass yourself. you said it yourself that you are receiveing psychiatric help why then are you trolling this place? and most people at the bastardly are well aware that you are the one using fake id's. you should really stop with that.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 4:52am
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Doo wop, Calvin...Spoonie/Asamoah/Samwell. You can´t come up with new creative IDs? I am not D83, bitch. I´m Sarah and I fucking hate your used and abused ass. But this Lina comment was too much...trying to sound reasonable...Jesus, Spoonie, you´re a case for study!!!
The funny thing is that your comment was posted at 4:25 p.m. and the "Lina" girl was at 4:52 p.m. Next time you try this move, make sure to wait a little...it is TOO CLEAR you are the one using fake IDs.

Friday, July 27th, 2007 @ 9:54am
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Interesting you fucked up ID faking racist phony CUNT, so people have to first ask you before they post, they have to announce first where and at what time to post?! Delusional, shizoid tranny having a discussing with her alter ego and vice versa.

Get out of here you fucked out dumb ass fake CUNT! You stink like shit too. lol You are psycho drag83 and nobody else, you exposed yourself as an ID faking scumbag before, you mentally sick dog!

Sunday, July 29th, 2007 @ 1:21am
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Funny thing is that you insist with this shit of fake IDs...First you wanted me to be Cathy, now you want me to be D83. Shitty dumbass whore, I´m not them. I´m someone who got sick of your stupidity and your fake IDs under your own posts to make you look serious and reasonable. Nobody likes your comments, everyone here fucking hates you because you don´t allow anyone else (besides your man/fucker Rasheed) to say anything different than the crap you usually say. Go eat some pussy (I will stop telling you to suck on cocks because I KNOW you love that). Faggot.

Monday, July 30th, 2007 @ 5:25pm
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11 pfff yet more essays from the retarded n u t j o b!

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 3:31am
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d83 is a racist cunt.

ban her hating ass.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007 @ 3:36am
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