Bastardly Mercado Don'ts: Heidi Klum & Her Cupcakes From Sprinkles
Thursday, July 26th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Ladies, all I can tell you is that cupcakes from Sprinkles (located in Beverly Hills) are not what good lil' girls who want to be hot typically indulge in. I'll let the numbers below do the talking...
























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Geeze, 1.6 grams of fat, I'll have 12 of them please!
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hah.
I gotta get the actual nutritional facts from sprinkles next time...ha.
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Not sure if you're trying to be funny or not. If you are advocating that a female needs to be skinny to be attractive, I'll haveta stop visiting The Bastardly. I know I'm probably in the minority (& you won't lose money just because you lose 1 loyal visitor) but, I'm not in agreement with that way of thinking. When I take a female out to eat, I want her to eat (& keep it down) no salad-eatin', calorie-countin' bitches for me. Not that I'm into BBW either, that's gone too far off the other end of the scale.
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Moe, Im not sure if you're sarcastic but you have proven the contrary to what ur claiming, thse cupcakes seem too good to be true, they are very low in calories, fat and carbs!!!!
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God damn it. I knew I shouldn't have stolen that pic from some healthfreak site.
i'm going to stop digging myself a hole w/ this one & stop commenting...
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Not to mention, 1.8 grams of protein and .8 grams of monounsaturated fat...in a cupcake. Where the f did she actually get these from--heaven?
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I love the Bastardly Mercado, don't stop!! I'm so tired of these fat chicks being offended when someone tells the truth which is:
a) being fat is not attractive
b) thin is how normal human beings should be, what's unnatural is a 5'4" women who weighs 150lbs
c) if you like fat women or if you are one, please go to your local wal-mart for some eye candy, there's plenty of that there.
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blah. i'm sick of her
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she is so ugly
the ugliest vs model after gisele and ale
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i would eat her cupcakes anyday..
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german engineering at its best. unglaublich!
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"femme fatale" what the fuck are you rambling about? who the fuck here got offended about being fat or not??? Fuckin dumb twat, we were saying that these cupcakes are actually great since they are INDEED very low in calories and carbs and fat which means that hot thin girls can eat them since they are lowwwwwwwww in calories. Do I need to repeat again? God some people are fuckin stupid!
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The only person that said something was Guillermo who as far as I know is a guy not a woman. He is a chuby chaser. Good for him.
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oh, come on.. I DO NOT (please see any of my comments for proof) believe that fat is attractive... but skeletal (no shape) isn't either. If you have no curves, you might as well be fat... If it looks asexual, its not attractive!
That being said... I think this woman used to be a model or something.. although now I can't really tell.
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You must be kidding me! Sprinkles cupcakes are loaded with fat! Way more than the 1.6 grams stated. They have so much butter (or oil or whatever) that the grease soaks through the cupcake wrapper and leaves a grease stain all over the sides and bottom of the box. I would say one cupcake has AT least 15 grams of fat, but probably way more. This is why they are so magical and delicious. I am addicted to that darn red velvet cupcake! I ate 2 today! One for breakfast and one for dinner ;p
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Yeah, 1.6 grams of fat is really something to be ashamed of.
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lmao @ 9 and moe @ nutrition facts without the sprinkles. haha.
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What is this? That is not a nutritional read from Sprinkles Cupcakes. Nor is it any standard. It's a label taken from a low fat product somewhere? What's the deal with this lame post?
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