Bastardly Hasbeen Cam: Jessica Simpson Lookin' Sexy!
Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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- Jessica Simpson Hosts QVC Footwear Fashion Event in NYC
- Caption This, Bitches!! (Lonely Jessica Simpson Edition)

























Her tits look delicious in pic 3
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I wish she would just take her damn clothes off already. I'm waiting for a full-on breast slip. C'mon, J-Simp, that's the only thing you've got left.
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I don't care about the stupidity or incest issues with her father. I'd shag her till I dropped.
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so hot. so dumb. she's perfect.
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I've never been a fan of her looks, music, movies or otherwise, but I must admit she looks nice here. I'd hit it.
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This bitch is fuckin fugly. And don´t care about her (fake?) tits.
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* And I
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....Rag doll, living in a movie.
Hot tramp, daddy's little cutie...
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I REALLY want to give her a Dirty Sanchez.
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Why is she wearing her wedding rings??!?!
Still looks liks a slutty bimbo.
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That is one ugly and slutty dress. Maybe I'd let it pass if it weren't so hideous.
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I'm just glad she isn't having a total meltdown like Lindsey and Brit.
Great Breasts BTW .....
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i agreed with #4 she's hot and stupid and has a lot of money!!! what else do u want?.....and don't say u want intelligence or love because that fucking suck's....
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She is way enamored of herself. It's sort of funny, really.
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Look like a ham in the first picture. And she has an ugly face, features don't match eachother.
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she really shouldn't wear shirts that squeeze her back like that.
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she just acts dumb,
she has a really good body
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She's wearing her wedding ring because these pictures are OLD. She WAS married when these pictures were taken. I remember seeing these pictures in an issue of Glamor or Cosmopolitan (all of these women's magazines are so similar it's hard to tell them apart).
This is clearly before her weight loss....and Johnny Mayer. She has a really nice body here. Her face is kinda pretty. She's one of those women whom swear they are god's gift to mankind...and it brings her fifty-something points down.
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there's nothing a little bastardly reminiscing...
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didn't she start wearing her wedding ring again...?...and yeah those titz need a spritz...
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She could move in with me in my small 1BDR and I could spend all day licking her like a cat. Awesome. After that I send her to the gym to make sure she dont get fat.
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I love how some of you talk about her like you know her. The poster who said she had a high IQ is right. I think her street smarts may not be that high but that comes from being too sheltered as a child, I think. I don't think she is in love with herself either. One thing I especially notice is that most of the time she is photographed in candids she at least smiles for the pictures unlike so many other celebs who look like they are pissed at the world. P.S. #14 Toro, I hope you're kidding, if not I feel sorry for ya.
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HASBEEN?
when was she a BEEN?!
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i love her. she's so cute and stylish and...what am i saying, she's fucking hot.
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it looks like a man
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I'd give her meat in every hole, but not a beauty prize.
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NICE RACK
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lmfao @ the person for beliving her IQ is 160...her mom made that shit up when she was being made fun of for being so stupid (her newly weds show proved that)...she was very pretty when she first came out...now, she is just ok pretty.
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i'd throw some yogurt on her back
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Whoa I just noticed the wedding ring too...WTF is up with that? This picture must be old, which surprises me in so many ways. I remember her being hot while she was with Nick and I don't remember trampy dresses.
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She's not dumb, actually. She's got a confirmed IQ of about 160.
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i wonder if her dad shows up to a lot of her photo shoots. that would be weird for her dad to say, come on jess ( while holding both hands up, making a mid air box so he can look through like an imaginary camera) , i need you to smash your titties together a little more, yes... thats perfect!!
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Tittyfuck city
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YOU BITCH. YOU CUNT.
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I HATE THAT SLUT. I HATE THAT WHORE. I HATE THAT BITCH. I HATE THAT CUNT. JESSICA DRESSES AND ACTS LIKE A WHORE. SHE IS A BITCH IN HEAT.
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