Paris Hilton Redefining Loneliness With Each New Puppy



Where is she going w/ this one...?

I mean, usually when Paris makes really good friends, she fires up the old videocamera & has sex with them, so let's pray things stay clean.

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can a dog get herpes?

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 4:46pm
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I think it's really great that the Hilton's don't hide their retarded child, Paris, like so many other rich people do. We're all special in our own way. Don't you all agree?

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 4:59pm
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That puppy is really fucking cute. I hope she plans on taking good care of it and not neglecting the poor thing.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 5:18pm
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great caption!!!! lol....just seen this bitch makes me puke...but the caption saved the POST!!! cool....

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 5:25pm
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you know how some old ladies live lonely lives with 2385792875689347 cats? well, that'll be paris, but instead, she'll have dogs.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 5:43pm
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but holy fuck, that white one is cuuuuuuuuuute.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 6:00pm
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Ahh....How cute (the dogs)...too bad she's not.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 6:22pm
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looks like she captured that one that escaped from her in one of the older posts

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 7:05pm
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what i like about paris is that candid or not she always looks good... but i know you guys just hate her coz she's a skanky bitch.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 7:17pm
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Which one's the dog?

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 7:31pm
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Die whore. I'm sure a dog can get herpes, coral reefs and horses have herpes...

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 8:07pm
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Poor things!

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 10:22pm
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cute dog and super cute outfit.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007 @ 10:42pm
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MUTT!

oh and some puppies!! how cute!

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 12:39am
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Aww nobody wants to be Paris' friend since she came out of jail. Even Posh turned down her offer. It must be lonely being an ex-con who served a pampered jail sentence.

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 1:07am
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she's like the crazy cat lady from the simpsons

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 2:02am
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I hope this hoe gets attacked on the face by all these dogs, and then peeeeeeeeed on...that would be so sweet.

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007 @ 3:17am
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awwwwwwwwwww i want that white, tiny puppy.

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 1:51am
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#9,
I also dont like her cuz she looks like shit and is ugly most of the time, acting like she is the hot shit...not a good combo.

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 1:52am
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somebody throw that bitch a sandwich. she needs to be doin a few bastardly mercado donts

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 6:11am
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what does she do with them when she gets bored with them....like we havent seen tinkerbell in over a year

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 9:40am
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LOLZ at the captions!!

Saturday, August 4th, 2007 @ 2:10pm
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Paris looks good and her puppies are cute. Get a life people!

Sunday, August 5th, 2007 @ 12:48pm
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she needs a nose job, never liked her hooked nose....oh and dawn, i have a life sweetie, thank you very much cunt. I guess you dont have a life either since you trolled the internet and left a comment too. HYPOCRITE, you get a life.

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007 @ 1:14pm
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i really highly doubt that she abuses her dogs.....look how mucch she loves PETA!

Friday, October 31st, 2008 @ 9:43pm
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