Eva Longoria Does a Random Beach Photoshoot

possibly the most annoying and boring latina i've ever seen

i'd rather see pics of vida guerra

she use to be pretty

I hate this stuck up monkey twat. I also have a question...Is she able to close her mouth? Her severe overbite seems to be getting worse.

I think she's quite pretty, even though she's a bit short.

borrrrrrring

she's hot and cute......but there's something about her i just don fucking like!!....maybe is the way she acts or i don't know but i don't like her....

i still fuck her, but only is she don't say a word...ok maybe she can scream a little....

It's just a matter of time before her midlife crisis kicks in and she will leave Tony in order to go clubhopping with Paris and her army of skanks. Kill her please.

better than most of the photo things featuring eva/that make to the bastardly.

and yeah i probbaly just like this session since a fat/going bald guy is in the first couple of pics. :)

she is definitely a "Four Footer"

God bless that old guy in the speedo.

Cute...she can be overrated...and she can be underrated. I'm gonna cut her some slack, she looks better than most women on the street whom don't bother to fix themselves up when going out. I think people on this site bash her so much because they aren't used to seeing women in hollywood whom look like her...Whom don't have false teeth, nose jobs, collagen injections and breast implants. She's all natural. Me likey.

i like her dark hair but man, she has one ugly mouth/gum...it ruins the whole face when she smiles or cracks it a little...and there is a huge space between her upper lip and her nose that gives a tranny look.

Did y'all notice that Desperate Housewives stopped being the show to watch right when her tramp stamp got air time?
No, it isn't just me!

Zszzz Longwhoria Zzzz boring

boring and overrated

Eva Longoria. Newly married. Now even more irritating! (If that were even possible)

These pictures would fool a person into thinking she's sweet, young, and beautiful.. and not a whore.
But we all know better.

How can she be Bastarchived in BOTH Sluts & Whores AND Babes?? WTF

It must be true love because I've stayed in hotels in Atlanta and New York that were used by NBA team in town to play the Hawks and Knicks. The groupies in the hotel lobby are a million times hotter than this chick. In the NBA groupie world, she would be strictly a benchwarmer. Again, Tony must really love her because he could have done so much better.

When did she get boobs???

E,
She doesn't have any.

she's quite overratted but not as ugly as you guys make her out to be. she would look better with a bit of weight tho :/
i'm not a fan of women having toddlers body's see ;)
a bit under developed as well

She must have a nice plate to eat from!

Has anyone seen a picture with her lips closed? Can't she get this fixed? Rat faced monkey bitch....

to AJA.. GET YOUR OWN NAME. LOSER.