Can Some Please Help Dewizone Become a Porn Star
Wednesday, August 8th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Someone left this comment over here. Please help her.
Hello I am a Nigerian Born in. I am 25 years of age and presently in the University of Agriculture Abeokuta studying Chemistry. i have flare and interested in becoming a porn star.
I believe with people like you people far away from regions where porn films are not really practised will be given the chance to express thereselves through this great medium you have created.I will really appreciateit if i am giving the oppurtunity. I will like to use this medium to tell you that i can do bondage, Gang bang,and all sort of porn act.
I will be expecting a reply from you as i am waiting to become a porn star.
dewizone@yahoo.com
Yours Sincerely
dewizone
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OK...Well that's one approach...
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another Nigerian internet scam? heh
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Please feel free to deduct your modeling fee from that $40 million account I have in Nigeria.
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...and no pics? where's the come on?
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That's the best Nigerian Scammer EVER!
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Just when you think you've seen it all.
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Is the girl in the pictures her?
If (and only if) so...
Dear Dewizone,
We already have enough okay-looking bottle blondes with regrettable boob jobs clogging our industry. The men may find you attractive (or not), but as a woman, I find it hard to believe that you'd bring something to the porn industry that it does not already have. Thank you for your interest, and best of luck in your studies.
Sincerely, Missy (of the Bastardly)
P.S. You may consider the Bunny Ranch in Vegas, though.
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uh.. missy, the one in the pictures is Mary Carey, who's already a porn star.
good luck dewizone. but i still can't help it... you have such a chea--no--i mean weird dream.
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Are we sure it's a her?
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This is Justin from Xtube.com (Sorry I'm not spamming, this is relevant information)
if you want to get a small start as a amateur Porn Star you should visit www.xtube.com and sign up as one of our amateurs! We pay well, and the job is basically upload sexy videos of yourself and get paid when someone purchases them. Visit Xtube.com for more detail on how to get in touch with me, Justin Arilan
Xtube Sales/Support Manager
Justin [at] xtube dot com
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I am 21 years of age and presently in abia state university uturu studying microbiology. i have flare and interested in becoming a porn star.
I believe with people like you people far away from regions where porn films are not really practised will be given the chance to express thereselves through this great medium you have created.I will really appreciateit if i am giving the oppurtunity. I will like to use this medium to tell you that i can do bondage, Gang bang,and all sort of porn act.
I will be expecting a reply from you as i am waiting to become a porn star.
omega4calling@yahoo.com
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