Bastardly Breaking News!! Olsen Monkeys Fly out of LAX!

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Why do so many people kiss these monkeys asses? Really what have they done other than make themselves rich and famous ( they are not good actresses, so let's not pretend)? Not even a mention of a goodwill measure, or anything of a sort, all they do is covert with rich people all day long, just like Paris Hilton, only difference they haven't done a sex tape yet. Now they're coming out a clothing line? Who the hell wants to dress like that?

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 5:14pm
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I love the Olsens monkeys they have some weird appeal to me..

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 5:52pm
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You know...Ashley's really not that bad!

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 6:02pm
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well,her slant on fashion isn't confuseable with many.... :)

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 6:31pm
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the thong

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 9:28pm
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The last thing I want to see is Ashley Olsen's underwear.

Thursday, August 9th, 2007 @ 11:17pm
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lol...people actually counted down to the day till these things were legal...

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 12:04am
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WTF is it with the granny clothes, weird hats and oversized shades? Do they think people are really following this "trend"? Now I see they hired Bernie Mac as a bodyguard.

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 12:34am
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haha that one black bag shes carrying looks ridiculous. i thought it was a trashbag at first. i bet she just carries it to make herself look even smaller. it must be some complex she has, or they both have.
i think ive said this before but i actually think mary kate and ashley are very beautiful despite being freakishly skinny and dressing strangely. they are much more attractive than a lot of young celebs and i kind of like that they keep to themselves and for the most part stay out of the spotlight. they seem..mysterious

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 1:48am
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i love them. they're cute as hell, and not like every other celeb in hollywood...like #9 said, i like how they keep to themselves and aren't media fame whores like paris hilton

Friday, August 10th, 2007 @ 12:55pm
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with all the money they have... mary-kate needs to buy herself some new decent looking clothes and they both need better lookin bags... bags that arent bigger their skinny ass body

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 4:50am
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If I taunted them, would they crap in public and throw shit at me as they are monkeys. Maybe if I get one of those carnival music box thingies they will start dancing and then I can run them over with a freight truck.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007 @ 11:52am
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^LOLZ!

Sunday, August 12th, 2007 @ 1:03pm
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