Bastardly Breaking News!! Olsen Monkeys Fly out of LAX!
Thursday, August 9th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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Why do so many people kiss these monkeys asses? Really what have they done other than make themselves rich and famous ( they are not good actresses, so let's not pretend)? Not even a mention of a goodwill measure, or anything of a sort, all they do is covert with rich people all day long, just like Paris Hilton, only difference they haven't done a sex tape yet. Now they're coming out a clothing line? Who the hell wants to dress like that?
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I love the Olsens monkeys they have some weird appeal to me..
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You know...Ashley's really not that bad!
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well,her slant on fashion isn't confuseable with many.... :)
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the thong
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The last thing I want to see is Ashley Olsen's underwear.
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lol...people actually counted down to the day till these things were legal...
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WTF is it with the granny clothes, weird hats and oversized shades? Do they think people are really following this "trend"? Now I see they hired Bernie Mac as a bodyguard.
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haha that one black bag shes carrying looks ridiculous. i thought it was a trashbag at first. i bet she just carries it to make herself look even smaller. it must be some complex she has, or they both have.
i think ive said this before but i actually think mary kate and ashley are very beautiful despite being freakishly skinny and dressing strangely. they are much more attractive than a lot of young celebs and i kind of like that they keep to themselves and for the most part stay out of the spotlight. they seem..mysterious
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i love them. they're cute as hell, and not like every other celeb in hollywood...like #9 said, i like how they keep to themselves and aren't media fame whores like paris hilton
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with all the money they have... mary-kate needs to buy herself some new decent looking clothes and they both need better lookin bags... bags that arent bigger their skinny ass body
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If I taunted them, would they crap in public and throw shit at me as they are monkeys. Maybe if I get one of those carnival music box thingies they will start dancing and then I can run them over with a freight truck.
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^LOLZ!
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