Britney Spears is Naked, Drunk & Horny inside a Pool! Ow!
Thursday, August 9th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
What kind of crack is this woman smoking?! I swear, this type of stuff has to be staged!
What kind of crack is this woman smoking?! I swear, this type of stuff has to be staged!
Kevin is so gonna win that custody battle.
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In unrelated news, it now burns when that guy pees.
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yucky
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A hazmat team was hired by hotel staff to transport the water from that pool to a toxic waste dump. A team of contractors were then brought in to re-tile the pool's interior.
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Did she assume the hat and sunglasses were a disguise?
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What's sad is that she ruined her body having those little boys, and now she doesn't even want them! Lose/lose....
EVERYBODY liked her.... just sad... I await OD news.
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This moment reminds me of a skit Madtv did spoofing her where she got the nutritional info for Cheetos tatooed on her stomach so she can "Watch what's goin' in her belly". I have no clue why she's being a douchebag. She has kids dammnit!
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Outrageos! What is this with all these girls? Flava of the week? What's next, another little baby?
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She is such a train wreck. It's really actually quite sad.
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Just goes to show no matter how much money you make, you can never take away that nasty trailor park character.
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what an ugly slut
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Arrested development. This bitch still thinks she is 18 and prancing around in schoolgirl outfits singing ooh babyen babyeeen.. And the whole world thinks she is hot.. Oh I feel bad for the poor thing. And I pity the dude who took the RISK of getting naked with Shitney.
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I go with the staged theory also.
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Yuck.
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Ya know I used to tell people that I thought she was white trash years ago
when everyone else was trying to tell me that she "wuz hot".
I'm so happy that her true inner trash has come out for everyone to see.
won't she just go away and bloat somewhere else?
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fugly and a true idiot...i hope they take her baybee dahllls away...
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Ugly washed up trailer trash. Her snatch probably smells like rotten pork.
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i choked on my popcorn from laughing at page 2 caption. lmao
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what kind of guy would be dumb enough to still be attracted to this thing
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ow??? more like eww
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Why didn't she show off like this when she was HOT?
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Heyy..why dont you's leave her alone..who cares if she was naked in the pool, she is a 25 year old letting her hair down, she has got to children under the age of two, she fuckin deserves it..get off her fuckin back!!
am nackerd gotta go, my bed is waiting for me..
luv yas xx becky xx
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i'd hit it. mmmm
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this would be me though if i had made a ton of money
fat and sloppy drunk in some resort pool, living high of the interest
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i really hope she loses her kids. it's sick that she's allowed to raise them.
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BRITNEY SHOULD NEVER GET THE KIDS BACK. FOR BEING A FUCK SKANKY BITCH.
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