18 Scandalous Comments

Please tell me that's not a bottle of Fijian Male hormones.

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 8:53am
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nice shoes!

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 9:05am
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She's hot and has a gorgeous body...just not in that pic.

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 9:22am
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Is that Fiji tea? Because last time I checked, H20 was a colorless, odorless liquid

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 9:39am
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It looks more like Mississippi Water.

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 10:38am
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Who knows what she has added to the water...
She probably didn't have to pay for any of the Nike gear she's wearing. I want a pair of shoes like she's got.
She probably had to pay for the iPod though...

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 11:53am
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LOL @Tool
Maria looks like that other Hilton spawn, Nicky

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 3:16pm
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Everyone says she's hot.. guess she just doesn't photograph well.. EVER.

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 3:21pm
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she's using the aqua to wash the taste of my sack out of her mouth...

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 5:39pm
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hot for a tennis player. that's about it

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 7:18pm
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too muscular

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 8:50pm
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Long cool woman, just not in a black dress!

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 @ 11:12pm
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Can I lick the sweat off of her

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 @ 12:56am
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looks like her face merges into her neck...she has no jaw line or chin!

really bad skin...lots of pimples on her face, ive seen her close up.

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 @ 2:16am
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fugly here.

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 @ 11:27am
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Those Shoes Those Shoes i want those SHOES....

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 @ 3:53pm
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The awkwardness is the hype of how hot she looks with all that makeup in magazine. She is ugly and has no figure.

Thursday, August 16th, 2007 @ 2:22am
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the awkwardness might also be cos she's so tall that her face is too small for her body.

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 @ 2:17am
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