Hayden Panettiere Turns 18 Years Old In 7 Days!
Tuesday, August 14th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Hayden Leslie Panettiere was born on August 21st, 1989. Today is August 14th, 2007. 7 days from now will be August 21st, 2007. Double-checking by counting on my fingers, that means Hayden Panettiere will be legal in 7 days! No more categorization under Jailbait category.
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Hayden Panettiere & Horsillary Duff @ a "Suck on Lollipops" Party
- Jailbait Hayden Panettiere Ruins a Late Afternoon Lesbian Sex Threesome Fantasy w/ Ali Larter & Tawny Cypress
- Hayden Panettiere Goes To Slut School
- Hayden Panettiere Hates The Bastardly Mercado!
- Hayden Panettiere's Unseen Full Body Vanity Fair Pictures
WHo will be the first to fuck this slut when she's legal? I bet it will be Pauly Shore who has probably been casing out her apartment with the 7 day countdown going!!
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no no no no no
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Why does the back of her thighs looks so funny?
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cute little ass....
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Don't care. She is second on my list ....
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her face doesn't match her midget man body
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shez cutee
stop hatin
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Not the best pics of her, but I'm still keeping a close watch of that countdown. lol.
I'm a bit of a sucka for the shorties anyway.
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Hey now..."midget" is not politically correct....let's
call her a "slut mcnugget"?
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midget or not shes hot
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i don't care how much she looks like a hobbit, if i had the chance i would still jump on that ass in a second(and i know everyone else would too..)
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her torso looks longer than her legs, she's definitely a 10...
on the comic scale
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homegirl is a dime on time
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boring
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shes definitely not fat but she has the strangest body. i saw her for the first time in the movie raising helen and she looked chunky and bloated but skinny at the same time. who knows. oh well shes still kind of cute, giev her some more time to mature.
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@ the rate she's going, she'll be president of the ChunkyMonkeys on her birthday.
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she's gonna be on Letterman next Monday, a day before her birthday
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the Paris thing is tired so the paparazzi want this girl so bad to be the next Lindsay/Paris/Britney. this is the only reason they keep following her around, she hasn't done anything remotely interesting. what will the paparazzi do without Lindsay?
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yeah she's cute but daaaaaamnnn is she the next lindsay. the girl fucking loves the paparazzi, you can't go a day without seeing her photographed wearing something short/tight.
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She is so fine. I'd lick between her toes, yum.
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good to see she has a midget dog!!!
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and guess what, folks? next week, she'll suddenly have breasts and a vagina and will therefore be fuckable. because no one can be fuckable before they're 18, right? i mean, she's going to look so different next week, right?
ha ha ha ha!
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You gotta love Hayden Planetarium, all the good things are illegal.
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I'd fuck her without a rubber
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Wow she really is a midget.
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really short legs and HUGE HEAD
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I don't give a shit. Dwarves scare me.
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God, she is ugly.
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Countdown to 18 ??
I've been choking it to her since she was on Law&order svu.
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Hayden Penetratedrear STILL isn't legal?
Has anyone told Sylar?
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Yay my fave midget again!
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Not a cute girl. Much to short, esp. in the legs. Her face is OK though, for a little girl.
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She's hot if you're into midget porn.
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The age of consent is only 14 in Canada, why has that not been exploited on this site??? Although you have to be 18 to do it in the ass.
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