Bastardly Breaking News! Natalie Portman Sticks Out Her Tongue While Walking!

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and then of course she's so goddamn busy, she has to text message at the same time.

"I said sell, you morons! SELL!!!"

I swear they do this most of the time to put on a show to the fans that see these pics and think they live real busy lives.

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 8:44am
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shes soooo cute!

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 8:53am
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So cute! I love her.

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 9:14am
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One day, Natalie Portman will own us all.

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 9:36am
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Her bod is well..lets say there could be more improvements. I dun mind short- short is cute..but her breasts are pre-pubescent and she has a tummy despite her otherwise skinny frame.
Face-wise: Can't see much but she has a nice sharp nose and a pretty sexy tongue in a small heart-shaped face. Good complexion too. Quite a casual girl-next-door look.

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 9:38am
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One of a few actresses who can go from cute, to pretty, to beautiful, to stunning and back again, seamlessly.

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 9:46am
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She's so cute.

And what a tight little bod.

Look at those perky little boobs. They can poke your eyes out.

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 10:10am
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Even Hitler would hit that.

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 10:13am
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she has little tit's little ass....so why i like her so much.....i really think she's really fine looking....i have no idea why!!!..it most be love loooove love...lol

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 10:17am
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It's hard to tell if these pics are old, because she wears that same outfit all the time.

She's a pretty laid back chick from what I hear.

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 10:38am
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#8 went there....OUCH! he's probably right though

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 10:54am
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I love small titties!!

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 11:00am
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Remarkable tongue...uses it for balance while her thumb is busy texting and her arm can't swing. Kind of like a cat's tail. Just imagine what else she can do with it. Gives me chills.

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 11:13am
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Can't believe she's not married. Of course, it could be that nobody on the planet is worthy.

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 11:24am
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she should marry me

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 2:28pm
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Nat needs bigger tits. Stat!

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 2:34pm
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she's so adorable. effortlessly pretty!

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 7:10pm
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yummy, classy and elegant and with REAL TALENT, no dressing like a cheap whore,no huge fake tits no disgusting fake orange tan shit (who ever said this was attractive?), no wanting to be in every damn photo and no cakes and cakes of make up...ahh Natalie you are perfect.

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 9:40pm
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That's a hot jew.

Sunday, August 19th, 2007 @ 3:15am
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these pictures are at least 20 years old Mr Jackson with only some exaggeration. they're still awesome though.

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 10:13am
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Perhaps the most overrated clam in Hollywood.

Friday, August 17th, 2007 @ 10:54am
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