Pregnant Nicole Richie vs. Mischa Barton's Shapeless Legs - The Bastardly Matchup
Friday, August 17th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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ah i love nicole's boobiessss
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hard decision. probably mischa just because she is less polluted.
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Wow Nicole's boobs have gotten nice!
Why is Mischa dressed like a pregnant lady. Was she trying to match Nicole?
As I've expounded on here before, something about Mischa screams slut to me, so I would rather pound her.
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I'll just take Nicole's shoes, thanks.
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I never thought I would say this but Nicole actually looks pretty in these pictures. Pregnancy really does favor certain women.
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Wow Nicole just killed Mischa in these pics. Who would have thought that. Gotta be honest here, Nicole doesn't look bad.
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I don't think it is a baby.. It is a weapon of mass destruction.. We must enter, find and eliminate this threat.
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LMAO...Mirsha can't win a poll!! even Vs. a Pregnant scank like nicole....lol...this shit is funny!!!...and proves that mirsha is fucking ugly..at less uglier then nicole...
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Mischa's hot no matter what, but Nicole looks radiant and healthy, and it's just such a huge change that I'll have to go with her.
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mischa is super annoying looking
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It's funny how much better Nicole looks here with some weight on her.
Sad how it's not gonna last.
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borin' post that has tried ta be boasted by askin' a hard question cause they are both as lame as each other. i ain't even gonna answer cause i really don't care.
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With Nicole you could just blast it inside her. You couldn't get her pregnant...just basting the baby.
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I hope Nicole realizes how much better she looks with meat between her skin and bones. She's an attractive woman, and nicely shaped, when not following the Bastardly Mercado Diet.
I like her, "fuck you" attitude, as well... though it's probably what made it easier for her to become the walking billboard for anorexia nervosa, that she was/is.
Mischa ain't lookin' too bad here, either. I guess it's because she's in motion, in most of the pics, thereby giving muscular definition to her, normally shapeless, stems.... Lokiman's right... lame post/comparison. Unless it's cuz Mischa's also in maternity clothes.
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Lmao #9. I think Nicole looks good here.
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Why is she trying to hide her stomach?
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The tits don´t look bad at all, very happy to see this!
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She looks like Brigitte Bardot! - and she was gorgeous back in her youth
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Wearing heals while your pregnant is kinda dumb, isn't it?
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Neither. Ew!
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